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As I Would Not Be a Slave, So I Would Not Be a Master

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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Seth Grahame-Smith might actually be a genius. By borrowing classic stories and simply tacking on supernatural elements, he’s created the easiest way to sell a blockbuster book that one can think of. Originally known for his Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (of which David O. Russell is currently in talks to direct a film adaptation), he’s now penned the novel Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. And of course, it’s been picked up and will likely become a major motion picture.

The part where it becomes very interesting is in the players. It’s being adapted by Tim Burton (who Dustin just mentioned needs to recharge his career… hmm) and Timur Bekmambetov (director of Wanted and the Russian Night Watch and Day Watch films). While it’s unknown who will direct, it’s unlikely it will be either of the two, who will instead serve as producers of the adaptation. It’s not their first time teaming up for a production — they also produced the visually impressive but ultimately unfulfilling 9.

I’ve not read the novel — it was just released yesterday, in fact. But it’s an amusing premise, I suppose (although apparently the issue of slavery is somewhat discarded in Grahame-Smith’s book, which seems like a missed opportunity). It’s easy pickings for Hollywood producers, especially ones with imaginations like Burton and Bekmambetov, and could prove to be pretty entertaining.

Strangely enough, there’s actually a trailer for the book. I had no idea that such a thing existed, and while it’s unlikely that, given the producing talent, it will look anything like this, it’s a mildly entertaining couple of minutes.

(h/t: Slashfilm)









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Comments

Wow, that's fast. The author was on NPR yesterday, and I heard part of the interview. Apparently he is being called "repellent" by some groups, for the references to slavery. He laughed it off and said he's been called worse.

Posted by: Cindy at March 3, 2010 10:37 AM

I picked up a similar book a few weeks ago called Queen Victoria: Demon Hunter. Is this the new thing?

Posted by: Quorren at March 3, 2010 11:04 AM

I started reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. Hilarious idea. Terrible writing. The guy has no sense of prose, pacing, or anything other than an amusing title and concept. He should have just written the back cover description and gotten someone who knows dick about writing a good story to actually put the whole thing together.

Posted by: ChristianH at March 3, 2010 11:05 AM

so can't I?

Posted by: heyyou at March 3, 2010 11:10 AM

I read P&P&Z for the Cannonball but decided to read the original before doing the review. Regardless, I believe that either Austen or Graham-Smith will not be pleased.

Posted by: admin at March 3, 2010 11:22 AM

ChristianH, I totally agree. I loved the idea of the book, but I found the writing to be lacking and I thought he could have infused a lot more humor. Wasn't impressed. The Lincoln book just got a pretty mediocre/bad review in EW.

Posted by: Julie at March 3, 2010 11:38 AM

This is just getting ridiculous. I mean, the idea was funny the first time... less so the second time... and totally lame on the third attempt.

Third time's about as charming as the socially awkward guy who's been staring wordlessly at me across the room every time I've seen him for the last five years.

I draw the line at my beloved Abe Lincoln, Grahame-Smith. I hope Pinky McLadybits farts in your mouth, too.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 3, 2010 11:40 AM

I have PnPnZ in my sock drawer. I have no urge to take it out.

Posted by: Mikey Likes It at March 3, 2010 11:56 AM

I liked PPZ, but I also love Jane Austen and have a high tolerance for middling horror. So, I was in the perfect target audience for that one.

This, however, I have no desire to read. Abraham Lincoln killing vampires? Yawn. Once you've seen geriatric Elvis and black JFK go up against a mummy, it's hard to be impressed by history meets x horror crossovers.

Posted by: Robert at March 3, 2010 12:09 PM

Only in America.

Posted by: Name: at March 3, 2010 12:11 PM

And not just because it's Abraham Lincoln. You would never see Winston Churchill fighting zombies or something.

Posted by: Name: at March 3, 2010 12:12 PM

Name: "You would never see Winston Churchill fighting zombies or something."

That's because Winston Churchill fought Nazis. For reals.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 3, 2010 1:07 PM

Read PnPnZ. It, like that Hitler meme, was funny for the first third or so, then got really dull.

Also, Winston Churchill was a BAMF. He may have been a little tubby, but the dude was cool as an ice cube inside a snowbank in Antarctica in July.

Posted by: esme at March 3, 2010 1:27 PM

This guy is a fucking hack. He is Dan Brown 2.0.

Posted by: Mick J at March 3, 2010 3:09 PM

Not to mention a ripoff! Anyone seen
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter? Camp classic!

Posted by: wick at March 3, 2010 3:31 PM

I'm sure this will be a rare case where the movie is better than the book.
That being said, Tim Burton: GTFO!

Posted by: Amanda at March 4, 2010 9:34 AM

Hate hate HATE this guy and his crap-ass "books". It's one thing to write a pastiche, or rip a classic work of literature wide open in order to find new, surprising meaning.

That is not what's happening here. He's raking in millions (okay, maybe thousands) from a one-note joke that's barely worthy of a full-length Cracked article.

Sir, just because Jane Austen isn't here to defend herself doesn't give you the right to use her characters, her plot, her EXACT FUCKING WORDS , and add "plus zombies" every third paragraph, and then call yourself a writer!

You should be stripped of every single fucking penny you made from that hack job. The money will be put in to a savings account to be held by the Bank of England until someone invents a functioning time machine, at which time your royalties (plus interest) will be returned to Ms. Austen to spend as she sees fit.

In conclusion, go choke on a crumpet, asshole.

Posted by: marya at March 4, 2010 5:20 PM