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Thursday Sci-Fi Miscellany

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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It’s that time of the week again, when there are a bunch of small stories of interest, none of which can feasibly be spun out into a full length post. Below the fold you will be treated to wonders about which you will tell your grand children. Planet of the Apes title changes, Attack the Block distribution news, The Hobbit casting news, and the Internet debut of Star Wars in the form of a high school musical.

The upcoming Planet of the Apes movie has been renamed once again, after cycling through: Caesar, Caesar: Rise of the Apes, and Rise of the Apes, it will now be called Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Besides its grammatastic gymnastics, the most literal interpretation of the title would be astronomical. So if we’re talking about the rise of a planet, that could only be observed from another astronomical body, such as how from a vantage point on the moon, the Earth appears to rise. Either the title is as terrible as it looks, or it is in fact implying that the movie actually takes place on the moon.

(source: Cinema Blend)

But hey! Some good news for once! It looks like that fantastic indie alien invasion film Attack the Block is getting actual distribution by Screen Gems. You can check out TK’s review here, and it should be noted that the film is not actually about tetris addicts, as I originally assumed from the title. No word yet on whether this will mean theatrical or DVD release, but either way it looks like the downtrodden masses will get the opportunity to ignore the film while they go watch terrible terrible movies instead.

Also, THR notes that “There was some concern among some U.S. buyers about the thickness of the accents, something the movie wears as a badge of honor for sticking to the authenticity of the London scene, but Screen Gems boldly looked past that even as others didn’t.” [emphasis mine]

I sincerely hope that calling the decision to purchase a film despite accents “bold” is sarcasm, because if that’s what boldness looks like these days then we can pack it in and wait for a meteor to just end this farce.

(source: THR)

Also, it seems that Orlando Bloom and Saoirse Ronan are about to be signed to roles in The Hobbit, despite the fact that the novel features neither Legolas nor any other female characters. Ronan was quoted as saying that the film would add “a few new characters.” Great! They’ll be fantastic additions to the battle that Jackson will undoubtedly expand to fill two-thirds of the film!

(source: Cinema Blend)

To finish off, we have the musical so hot that even George Lucas couldn’t suppress it for more than 15 years. In 1996, a high school produced a musical version of Star Wars, which only managed to run for three days before the Sith Lord himself issued cease and desist letters.

Here’s the first clip, though you can watch the entire thing here.

Star Wars the Musical: Act 1, Part 1 from Funny Farm Films on Vimeo.

Hey, it can’t be worse than the prequels or “Glee,” right?









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Comments

Rise of the Planet of the Apes.

... and sometimes they do all the work for you.

Posted by: twig at April 7, 2011 11:37 AM

They’ll be fantastic additions to the battle that Jackson will undoubtedly expand to fill two-thirds of the film!

Battles >>> Boring songs, poems, Tom Bombadil, Goldberry, Scouring of the Shire and a lot of other dull nonsense that were in the books.

Maybe it's the juvenile in me, but I'd much rather watch the Battle of Helm's Deep in all of its cinematic glory than listen to some boring poem or song about a bunch of people, places or events I have never heard of.

Also, at the moment, I will not complain about the addition of Saoirse Ronan in anything. It's like complaining about adding bacon to something (even though I, sadly, don't eat bacon anymore).

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at April 7, 2011 11:52 AM

No scathe, just a hat tip to whoever found the header pic. It is 9 kinds of awesome.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at April 7, 2011 12:07 PM

I just live saying Saoirse Ronan's name. Damn Irish and their ridiculously rewarding language, at least when you can decipher it. I can't, so I had to look up the phonetics when The Lovely Bones came out.

Posted by: Snath at April 7, 2011 12:13 PM

That musical adaptation of Star Wars is pretty darn clever. Horribly illegal, but clever. The staging is clean and the music--though a bit old fashioned--is effective. If you're going to do something that blatant, you don't run for two weekends. That's just common sense. Due a Thursday, Friday, Saturday Matinee, Saturday Night, Sunday Matinee run and remove all marketing material before dawn on Monday. That way you don't get the cease and desist letter until after your run is over and it's too late.

Not that I have ample experience with this kind of situation or anything. Nope. Never happened. Nuh-uh.

Posted by: Robert at April 7, 2011 12:16 PM

The header pic is indeed wonderful. That musical was awful. It should be fairly easy to make something like that awesome and they completely failed. I'm actually glad this time that Lucas stopped it.

Posted by: Paultera at April 7, 2011 12:21 PM

rise of the planet of the apes. . .perhaps they are realising that since they have done absolutely nothing to promote the film, no one would even recognise it as being associated with a franchise. I mean, what if people thought it was a sequel to Congo, or worse yet, an unaffiliated original stand alone work!

Posted by: idleprimate at April 7, 2011 12:28 PM

Writer: Sir, I've just finished the script for the new Planet of the Apes movie.
Producer: Fantastic, what is it called?
Writer: "Rise of the Apes of the Planet of the Apes."
Producer: Really? Thats...
Writer: Cool, right?
Producer: That's awful, Steve. It's really bad.
Writer: What? Really? I think it's very clear.
Producer: You don't think it's a bit wordy?
Writer: No. I think it gets the point across very well. Apes from the Planet of the Apes are rising up.
Producer: Maybe we can shorten it to "Rise of the Planet of the Apes."
Writer: That doesn't make sense though.
Producer: You don't make sense.
Writer: ...
Producer: Well, you don't.

Posted by: superasente at April 7, 2011 12:59 PM

that musical is totally freakin awesome. some really good voices--Leia, artoo (even thru a bad recording), fun dancing and tunes, armies of extras for storm troopers (doing cartwheels over destroying alderon). and they got the whole thing. that's a huge accomplishment for a bunch of kids--libretto, score, choreography.

If Lucas had been smart, he would have bought this from them and released it, instead of his poopy prequels.

I would totally pay to see this!

Posted by: idleprimate at April 7, 2011 1:12 PM

Is that header pic from Robot Chicken?

I LOVE the Robot Chicken Star Wars series.

Posted by: Amandahugandkiss at April 7, 2011 3:12 PM

Why not just call it "Planet of the Apes: The Fall of Man"?

Just askin'...

Posted by: Wintermute at April 7, 2011 3:42 PM

I hate it when I'm at work and there's a video that I want to watch, but I can't, because I'm at work. Then I make a mental note to go back and watch it later, but - inevitably - I forget about it. And even though I've forgotten that specific item, I have an awareness that there is this staggeringly large multitude of Internet videos that I have forgotten but truly would love to watch.

Actually, I just hate work.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 7, 2011 4:36 PM

Cleverly said on the stupid Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes title.

Hey, Hollywood. Give me a job coming up with better movie titles. Then I wouldn't hate work so much, and I could watch videos for research.

Prediction: Saoirse Ronan is either an elf who sympathizes with the imprisoned dwarves or a concerned, downtrodden citizen of Laketown that fetches Bard's bow for him.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 7, 2011 4:41 PM

Maybe Bard's daughter.

"You can slay Smaug, father! I know you can!"

Posted by: DarthCorleone at April 7, 2011 4:43 PM

the star wars clip was fun. waaaaaay more fun than the stupid prequels.

Posted by: splinter at April 7, 2011 6:46 PM

Bride of the planet of the apes... Revenge of the planet of the apes... Planet of the apes - Caesar goes to hell...

Posted by: Sarah J-town at April 8, 2011 2:23 AM

At least the SW musical was better than the prequels.

Posted by: Kenton at April 10, 2011 1:54 PM