Pajiba

she also got much skinnier in the jazzed up there version on the right. grr.

I think the original photo is hotter too.

Ah, Adobe Photoshop. The cause of, and solution to, all the world's problems.

Honestly, though, other than the genre, there's no reason for the simulated nudity. She looks amazing with her underwear on, and it titillates in exactly the same way.

I wrote a blog post several years ago when she made Sin City and refused to do nudity, in spite of the fact that her character was all sorts of nude in the comic books, and that two other actresses (one of whom is the incredibly talented and well-respected Carla Gugino) also did nudity in the film. I entitled that post, The Seriously Serious Jessica Alba. I won't link to it, because it's on gorram Myspace, but I think it still probably holds up. And it was written with only 50% lamenting the fact that I just wanted more boobies.

I have no problem with any actress not wanting to be nude on film, that's their choice and it really doesn't make a movie better (just makes certain scenes better, hyuk!)... But when you're whole argument is, "I don't want to be seen only as a sex object," but every role (seriously, every role) you take is basically a sex object, including the majority of your modeling work, you just sound like an idiot and a hypocrite.

I've thought about this way too much...

Word, Peanut.

I'll have to say that there is just something I don't like about Mendes. I'd much rather have Alba despite the hypocrisy.

Isn't this story a month old? I wonder why it's making the rounds again.

So why in the hell didn't they make the boob look real?

That's what's been bothering me.

With all the time I've spent studying that still, I could not for the life of me (for the life of me!) figure out what was wrong with it. Why it bothered me so much that I had to keep going back to it. Inspecting it. Pouring over its minutiae.

Now I know what was wrong.

Everything.

Did you see her face in that scene, in the same shot with the alleged ass, Theseus? If not, then it wasn't her.

Alba photographs very well (even candid photos), but is usually unbearable as an actress...I do recall not hating her first season of Dark Angel (second season got sooo stupeed), and recently rewatched Sin City and did not hate her there either (but she may have been cancelled out by the glory of Bruce Willis).

I have avoided everything else she has been in (even Fantastic Four(s), as it just looked awful), but do have Machete on the hard drive to watch soon, was she awful or ???

Didn't she appear nude in The Sleeping Dictionary?

Or was it a body double?

Can someone explain to me what the big fuckin' deal is with this woman? Her and Megan Fox both are two of the most overrated "hottest" pieces of ass to come out of Hollywood in the last 10 years.

proof that god does not exist and that the world would be a better place if people stopped believing in him.

Oh, and honey? Put that sammich down, you fat pig.