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Three Very Special Messages for Adam Sandler Upon Learning a Grown Ups Sequel is in the Works

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (12)



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(Source: Variety)









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Comments

Huh. I was expecting at least ONE of them to be the awesome "Sit Down and Shut Up" montage Joanna posted in today's Pajiba Love....

Posted by: Edith at December 6, 2011 8:57 PM

Hilarious!

Posted by: ChickaBoom! at December 6, 2011 9:00 PM

If this is just an excuse to rub up against Salma Hayek, I can respect that.

Posted by: dorquemada at December 6, 2011 9:10 PM

Seriously, he should be stopped for the good of the country.

Posted by: Slash at December 6, 2011 9:32 PM

Three more not so subtle additions....

At first I was all like...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tPs1Fn8xeY
And then I thought....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtjkYF-nv1I
But finally I just let go....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alwvz48j4k

Posted by: bleujayone at December 6, 2011 9:36 PM

The redlettermedia guys (the long Star Wars prequel reviews) did a review of "Jack and Jill" that posited that he only makes movies now in order to create the easiest and cheapest possible movie to be made, while putting as much of the budget into his own pocket as possible.

http://redlettermedia.com/half-in-the-bag-jack-and-jill/

It's a pretty interesting argument.

Posted by: twig at December 6, 2011 9:36 PM

Darkest motherfucking timeline. 6 SEASONS AND A MOVIE PEOPLE, NOT A CRAPPY SEQUEL!!

Posted by: Mrcreosote at December 6, 2011 9:36 PM

How does him making sequel affect you in the slightest? Yeah, he makes shitty movies, but give me a fucking break, man. Try this : Don't see it.

Posted by: Horace at December 6, 2011 9:47 PM

Dear Horace,

Adam Sandler and his shit movies will be responsible for the fall of man; the cinematic atrocities he inflicts on the whole of society will be the end of us all.

I feel compelled to mention that you are suggesting that Dustin not see this film, however, this is his job.

That is all.

Oh sorry, one more thing; go fuck yourself, dickhole.

Posted by: jayco at December 7, 2011 12:56 AM

Horace, if good men do nothing, evil wins. Plus you know, movie review site?

Posted by: Mrcreosote at December 7, 2011 6:40 AM

Adam Sandler is more pathetic than his character in Funny People. META!

Posted by: severine at December 7, 2011 9:53 AM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 12:42 PM