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By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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Somehow, Three Days was completely off my radar. It will star Russell Crowe as half of a just-plain-folks couple. His wife is imprisoned for a murder she swears she didn’t commit, and it’s up to hubby Crowe to try to clear her name. It’s also a (sigh) remake of the French thriller Pour Elle.

Yes, we are now remaking films that are less than 12 months old. Rumor has it that a remake of the remake will be released two months after this comes out. In any event, it’s certainly an interesting cast — Elizabeth Banks has just been tapped to play the wife. I love Banks to pieces, so that’s promising. Plus, it gives her an opportunity to flex her dramatic chops, which should prove interesting. Crowe is a solid actor, so despite this being yet another case of remake-itis, there’s some serious potential here.

Oh, and it’s being produced, written, and directed by Paul Haggis.

That’s right, fuckers. Paul motherfucking Haggis. The hardest working sanctimonious, shithead, master of the fucking sledgehammer sentimentality, doucheswallower in Hollywood. He’s still getting work. And now he’s taking the lovely Ms. Banks down with him. You know why? Because the universe is a cruel, cold machine that feeds on hope.

Take your No Whining Wednesday and fucking cram it. I hope you all drown in your coffee.

*headvolcano*









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Comments

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays...

Also, I think it's important to remember that Mr. Haggis also wrote for a little show called, "Facts of Life", so OBVIOUSLY, he's not a total hack despite your continuous insistence that he is. Cram *that*, Mr. Man!

Posted by: Lainey at August 26, 2009 11:18 AM

Lots of love for Pittsburgh this morning.. planned on being filmed here this fall along with some same-ol' Denzel Washington movie.

Posted by: Colin at August 26, 2009 11:20 AM

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

Sorry, just my Crowe reflex.

Posted by: Eep at August 26, 2009 11:24 AM

Is it just me, or does she look like a totally different person in that photo up top? I want to be shot in soft focus with backlighting in a gossamer white dress too...

Posted by: Ian at August 26, 2009 11:26 AM

Has Pajiba shown the trailer for that new Gerard Butler flick. Not Gamer. The one where he's in prison BUT STILL KILLING PEOPLE!!!! I'm only asking because it seems ridiculously tailor made for me. I likes me some schemin'.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at August 26, 2009 11:29 AM

Posted by: branded at August 26, 2009 11:37 AM

Will there at least be explosions? Or zombies? I need something to keep me going.

Posted by: Cindy at August 26, 2009 11:49 AM

Law Abiding Citizen and Gamer = one good year for Gerard Butler.

(Even thought the movie looked shit, he even looked charming in The Ugly Truth.)

Which inspires me to propose a Comment Diversion:

"One of these things is not like the others...": Pick out that ONE cast member that ruined an otherwise good looking cast for you.

Example: I saw the trailer for Love Happens when I saw (500) Days of Summer, and it hooked me in from the beginning. Aaron Eckhart is always a plus, Dan Fogelberg is a toss up but doesn't look terrible in this, the dramedy aspect looked good & Eckhart sells it well....and then SHE showed up. Not Rainbow Killer, not Heidi, but our other favorite punching bag...Jennifer Aniston.

All of a sudden I find myself watching the trailer, and thinking "This'd be a decent movie, if it wasn't for...her.". Even Judy Greer couldn't sink this completely for me, and she's usually the frakking canary in the coal mine of rom-com hell. (Of course, Martin Sheen's presense cancels her out, because Martin Sheen is just awesome.) In the end I found myself wanting to see the movie, but thinking "You know...if we could just recast her with someone else, it'd be great."

So, what casts have you seen that looked great, except for one bad apple, and who would you replace them with?

In this case, I'd take the cast of Love Happens and replace Jennifer Aniston with Elizabeth Banks.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at August 26, 2009 12:23 PM

TK, your seething rage, the way you say fuck this no whining shit, I'm T-motherfuckin'-K fuck off motherfuckers, well it just makes my day. It makes me happy.


In my pants.

Posted by: ashes at August 26, 2009 12:51 PM

That picture ... I feel another warm front coming on ...

I'll be in my tornado shelter.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy), at August 26, 2009 1:44 PM

"Elizabeth Banks has just been tapped..."

Nice.

Posted by: Martin at August 26, 2009 3:09 PM

@Doctor Controversy

Sophia Coppola in Godfather 3 FTW. Replace with anyone, and I really mean anyone. Jesus, Megan Fox would have been a better Mary Corleone. Plus the slow-mo boob-splosions would have livened up the movie

Posted by: ed newman at August 26, 2009 3:14 PM

That banner picture makes me tingle.

Posted by: Mr. Tusks at August 26, 2009 3:17 PM

*headvolcano*

Oooooooo pretty...

*stares in awe*

Posted by: Deistbrawler at August 26, 2009 5:08 PM

Is this the one being filmed in the 'burgh? If so, I'll be extra-ing my butt off. :)

Posted by: Kate at August 26, 2009 8:25 PM

"So, what casts have you seen that looked great, except for one bad apple, and who would you replace them with?"

Katie Holmes in Batman Begins. I'd replace her with... oh, I don't know... someone like Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at August 26, 2009 9:20 PM

Lemme in this comment diversion Doctor Controversy--ummm...top of my head I'd go with Batman Begins, loved them all 'cept fer old Droopy-Eyed McCrookedsmirk.

Christian Bale
Liam Neeson
Michael Caine
Gary Oldman
*record needle screech*
Katie Effing Holmes?

Replace her with, oh, say, Eva Green--now we've got a three picture deal.

(BTW--same goes for Mags Gyllenhall in The Dark Knight.)

Posted by: gforcetwo at August 27, 2009 7:57 AM


















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