Even More Good News!
Oh, and it's being produced, written, and directed by Paul Haggis.
That's right, fuckers. Paul motherfucking Haggis. The hardest working sanctimonious, shithead, master of the fucking sledgehammer sentimentality, doucheswallower in Hollywood. He's still getting work. And now he's taking the lovely Ms. Banks down with him. You know why? Because the universe is a cruel, cold machine that feeds on hope.
Take your No Whining Wednesday and fucking cram it. I hope you all drown in your coffee.
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