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'cept for Grier's show, a plethora of nascent excrement.

Wait... is "Crash" what I think it is? No. No, ohmigod, no. What the fuck? No, really, what the fuck? What-THE-fuck? Is it a three-camera sitcom? No, wait - how about a reality show? Yeah, I like the reality show angle. A small group of random strangers of different ethnic origins are stuck together in a house where they are rewarded for behaving in racially-stereotyped ways or for slandering fellow contestants. Every week there can be an elimination called... no, let's not go there.

Oh it's real, Landon. I know because I watched it with my own eyes. One of which I promptly gouged out with a plastic spork. It's ok. Daryl Hannah wishes she could rock an eye patch like I can.

You drunken people need to simmer down.

At least 'til I get my Jack on.

Yeah, don't have today off but my alarm didn't go off so now I've missed two classes. Guess I'll just drink instead?
I am beginning to think David Allen Grier is trying to make a Chappelle's Show. But I think people forget how talented Chappelle really was.

It's a bit like what Thom Yorke talked about in "Meeting People Is Easy". If you get offered a lot of money you might spend a lot of money and then you're gonna need more money to maintain everything "and that's how they get you". You've gotta play by the rules if you don't want to go out of business, now that you're at this elevated level. So as I understand it, he didn't want to be beholden to Comedy Central, felt they were hassling him and the show, and basically said that there's no point and no fun in continuing under such pressure, and he fucked off back home where he says he's a lot happier.

so the stuff about him being offered 20 million for 2-3 seasons was true ?

I'm holding to my promise during the Olympics. As punishment for their awful coverage, I won't be watching any NBC series, especially My Own Worst Enemy which they crammed down viewers' throats ad nauseam during the Olympics.

I didn't even realize that Crusoe show was a series. I assumed it was a miniseries.

Anyone else think Comedy Central is trying way too hard to land another Chapelle's Show? I'm sorry, Grier is no Chapelle. Though, I will concede that he'll always be funnier than Carlos Mencia, that pile of metally handicapped atoms pushed together in the form of a pathetically unfunny man.

Bored with, not bored of.

Sorry, but that one always bugs me.

Topic? Nada. It all looks rather dull to me.

Jeebus, Slim, do you have some kind of Pajiba-post alarm hooked up to your PC that goes off like a fuckin' fire siren to make sure you're always the first one to comment?

I mean, seriously, where'd you get it, cause I want one. I'd hook it up to my pint glass so the bartender would always know when it's time for a refill.

BSlim, I'm inclined to say that this would be an interesting mental image as I sit at my desk, on a holiday, when the office is empty. Instead, I think I am disturbed. They post rather frequently here, you know.

Didn't know boys could keep up like that.

May I wax unpoetic about how irritating Christian Slater is and how I'm not going to watch "My Own Worst Actor" or any other vehicle where this rube isn't essentially walking around playing himself? Why does he have a job? Why?

Millions of hard working Amuricans walk around jobless and this One-Toot-Johnny still can pay his mortgage? Why, Lord?

I prefer to think of Christian Slater as the acting equivalent of the Batshit Crazy Left Handed Pitcher who only plays every Third Thursday against switch hitting Venezuelan not named Hugo. May God strike him with a case of the Breckin Meyer.

Amen.

A hard-on? Damnation. I'm trying to think how that would work with the pint glass/bartender scenario. Does SHE get the hard-on or do I? And if I do, do I yell, "Hey, barmistress! I got a hard-on for you! I need a fill-er-up," And she says, "Another tall one? Coming right up!"

Heh. "COMING right up." Catch that?

Haha!! "wsapnin" is like asking "What's happening?!"

uuhh... are you new here, or what? Or did it just take you that long to figure it out?

although i tend to look it at as a statmement more than a question.

What no Samantha Who?! You know it's promising you can't deny it. Christina Applegate looks even paler and less appealing than she did while on Married with Children, but at least she's trying?! Nah, whatever, I saw a commercial for it and it looks VILE!