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This Is Not A Prank: A Jonas Brother Is Set To Star In An "Edgy Thriller".

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | March 20, 2013 | Comments ()


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Nick Jonas, AKA Fuzzy Jonas, will be starring in Careful What You Wish For. Jonas will play a guy named Doug that begins an affair with Lena (Isabel Lucas), the wife of his investment banker neighbor. When Lena's husband dies under questionable circumstances and it is revealed that he had a high-dollar life insurance policy, sh*t gets real. The synopsis says it is "an edgy thriller reminiscent of Basic Instinct and Body Heat".

I am not even kidding you. Not even a little bit.



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  • annie

    I've only seen him in the 25th anniversary concert for Les Mis, and his dead eyes freaked me out so much, I had to look away whenever he was on.

  • Jezzer

    I can't get over how brave Lena Du -- oh wait, she wasn't mentioned in this one.

    Carry on.

  • Luke Anthony Matthews

    At least it's the cute Jonas...no need to call me shallow, I know it.

  • ShagEaredVillain

    And here I hoped it would be an adaptation of the classic Goosebumps.
    That WOULD make more sense.

  • Kballs

    Didn't this little dick and his brothers flaunt their virginity a couple of years back, claming they were saving themselves for marriage? And he's going to be believable as the sexually aggressive male lead along the lines of Body Heat and Basic Instinct? He'll probably end up sticking his dick in the fridge as he fondles the microwave and wonder why the actress isn't giving him wet-willies from the ceiling.

  • Pinky McLadybits

    Ah, to experience young love again...

  • Here's hoping it's a real life snuff film.

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