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There's Something Screwy About this 15 Most Profitable Films List

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (33)



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There’s a list making the movie blog rounds today — the 15 Most Profitable films of All Time — a list that was actually posted last September on CNBC. But it’s a slow news cycle, so some enterprising outfit decided to resurrect the list (I got it via Movieline) and spread it around the web. The list is as follows:

15. The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (2003)
Return on investment: 1008% (Budget $111 million / Gross revenue $1.1 billion)

14. Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Return on investment: 1160% (Budget $38 million / Gross revenue $441 million)

13. There’s Something About Mary (1998)
Return on investment: 1194% (Budget $31 million / Gross revenue $370 million)

12. The Hangover (2009)
Return on investment: 1297% (Budget $36 million / Gross revenue $467 million)

11. Jaws (1975)
Return on investment: 1308% (Budget $36 million / Gross revenue $471 million)

10. Ghost (1990)
Return on investment: 1446% (Budget: $35 million / Gross Revenue: $506 million)

9. Home Alone (1990)
Return on investment: 1590% (Budget $30 million / Gross revenue $477 million)

8. The Passion of the Christ (2004)
Return on investment: 1749% (Budget: $35 million / Gross Revenue: $612 million)

7. American Beauty (1999)
Return on investment: 1780% (Budget $20 million / Gross revenue $356 million)

6. Star Wars (1977)
Return on investment: 1938% (Budget $40 million / Gross Revenue: $775 million

5. Grease (1978)
Return on investment: 1975% (Budget $20 million / Gross revenue $394 million)

4. Pretty Woman (1990)
Return on investment: 2013% (Budget $23 million / Gross revenue $463 million)

3. Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Return on investment: 2520% (Budget $15 million / Gross revenue $378 million)

2. E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Return on investment: 3172% (Budget: $25 million / Gross Revenue: $793 million)

1. My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Return on investment: 6150% (Budget $6 million / Gross revenue $369 million)

The list itself is based on how much the film grossed compared to its investment, and it’s ranked above according to the Return on the investment. What’s screwy about the list is that, last year, I put together a similar list of the most profitable movies of all time ranked by their return on the investment. According to my list, Paranormal Activity is the most profitable, with a 645,801 percent return on the investment, compared to the 6,150 percent return on the investment of My Big Fat Greek Wedding above.

1. Paranormal Activity (Budget: $15,000; Revenue: $193 million): 645,801.51%

2. Tarnation (Budget: $218; Revenue: $1.1 million): 266,416.97%

3. Mad Max (Budget: $200,000; Revenue $99.7 million): 24,837.50%

4. Super Size Me (Budget: $65,000; Revenue: $29,529,368): 22,614.90%

5. The Blair Witch Project (Budget: $600,000; Revenue: $248 million): 20,591.67%

6. Night of the Living Dead (Budget:$114,000; Revenue: $30 million): 13,057.89%

7. Rocky (Budget: $1 million; Revenue: $225 million): 11,150.00%

8. Halloween (Budget: $325,000; Revenue: $70 million): 10,669.23%

9. American Graffiti: (Budget: $777,000; Revenue: $140 million): 8,909.01%

10. Once (Budget: $150,000; Revenue: $18 million): 6,232.39%

11. The Stewardesses (Budget: $200,000; Revenue: $25 million): 6,150.00%

12. Napoleon Dynamite (Budget: $400,000; Revenue: $46 million): 5,667.62%
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3. Friday the 13th (Budget: $550,000; Revenue: $59,7 million): 5,332.24%

14. Open Water (Budget: $500,000; Revenue: $52,100,882): 5,110.09%

15. Gone with the Wind (Budget: $3.9 million; Revenue: $390 million) 4,906.73%

Granted, I know nothing about math. So, maybe someone else could explain the discrepancy between the two lists, and what the differing methodologies were that allowed us to come up with two completely different sets of films as the most profitable ones of all time. Note, also: That CNBC is a financial site, while I passed college Algebra on only the second time I tried.

Who do you think is more trustworthy? Also, if you’re looking for an arbitrary reason to choose one list over the other, keep in mind that my list doesn’t have Mrs. Doubtfire on it.









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Comments

More math? MORE MATH? I look forward to the article on Euclidian fame whores.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at March 22, 2011 3:23 PM

Oops...
I think you made a mistake.
Didn't anyone [including myself] ever notice this before?

e.g. "15. Gone with the Wind (Budget: $3.9 million; Revenue: $390 million) 4,906.73%"

They made 100 times what they invested.
Isn't that 10,000%?

Posted by: OldSchool60 at March 22, 2011 3:34 PM

It maybe has something to do with the fact that you seemed to have used some sort of voodoo calculation to get your numbers. I have no idea what you did to get those numbers. To calculate return of investment you:

((Revenue - Cost)/Cost) * 100 = Return of investment

Posted by: elgarcon at March 22, 2011 3:35 PM

Correction. Should be:

(gross-cost)/cost * 100

Posted by: OldSchool60 at March 22, 2011 3:38 PM

So that's 9,900% for Gone With the Wind.

...but that still leaves the question of why the other list is missing your films.

Posted by: OldSchool60 at March 22, 2011 3:42 PM

My bad. Your right OldSchool60... even using the correct math, your films should still be on the list.

Posted by: elgarcon at March 22, 2011 3:48 PM

MATH HURT PAUL BRAIN!! ARRGH!

Posted by: Paultera at March 22, 2011 3:49 PM

Does the budget figures above include the cost of marketing the movies? The first list includes mostly "big" movies which were promoted. The second list movies are mostly tiny indie movies, with word-of-mouth promotion (mostly).

Posted by: True_Blue at March 22, 2011 3:53 PM

I'm also no math expert. But my calculator is. And my calculator is telling me, "His percentages are wrong."

Luckily for you, your percentages are actually too conservative, and the correct percentages are much higher. Your percentages are actually about 1/2 as high as they should be.

Although, my calculator has been known to be a bit of a prankster. I turned him upside down the other day and he started talking about boobs. So who knows.

Posted by: superasente at March 22, 2011 3:54 PM

CNBC seems to have taken a simple ratio of revenue to budget --> (revenue/budget) * 100%. However, the calculations for LOTR don't come out as published with that method. Its revenue would have to be 1,118,880,000 or 1.11888 billion to get 1008%.

For the life of me, I can't figure out Dustin's method, and I'm used to deciphering some fairly numerical shenanigans.

One additional note... when you're working with numbers with magnitudes in the neighborhood of 10,000%, you probably don't need the two places to the right of the decimal.

Posted by: Dr. Stats at March 22, 2011 3:57 PM

** fairly ODD numerical shenanigans

Posted by: Dr. Stats at March 22, 2011 4:00 PM

was that, that star wars any good?

Posted by: gp at March 22, 2011 4:01 PM

A-ha! I knew I couldn't have come up with those numbers myself, what with not understanding calculators. I pulled those from The Numbers in the list created last year:

http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/records/budgets.php

So, it's the Numbers whose numbers are screwy, but less screwy (it seems?) than CNBC's, right? Is that the gist?

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at March 22, 2011 4:02 PM

I think Mel Gibson used mainly low-cost enslaved Israelites to make The Passion of the Christ.

Posted by: feral streep at March 22, 2011 4:09 PM

I'm guessing these budget numbers are adjusted for inflation. I just can't believe that Grease cost $20 million to make in 1978. Same goes for a lot of those movies back then.

Posted by: Hoof Hearted at March 22, 2011 4:18 PM

So, it's the Numbers whose numbers are screwy, but less screwy (it seems?) than CNBC's, right? Is that the gist?

Okay, so that citation helps clear it up a bit...

From The Numbers lists:
"Note: The profit and loss figures are very rough estimates based on the assumption that 50% of box office receipts were returned to the studio."

So with that justification, The Numbers's calculations are basically:
(Worldwide Gross / 50) / Budget = Return on Investment

Whereas the CNBC list is:
Worldwide Gross / Budget = Return on Investment

It also complicates things that The Numbers is citing different production budgets than CNBC, but at this point everyone has stopped reading anyway. So in conclusion, BOOBIES!!!!!

Posted by: branded at March 22, 2011 4:20 PM

Whoopsies! The Numbers's calculations should be:
(Worldwide Gross / 2) / Budget = Return on Investment

Pay no attention to that man behind the calculator!

Posted by: branded at March 22, 2011 4:35 PM

I'm inclined to agree with your conclusion, branded, but would like to see some kind of photographic support of this idea. Otherwise, it's likely to have never occurred.

Posted by: Paultera at March 22, 2011 4:44 PM

Forget the math. According to you, horror movies kick ass. Yes!!

Posted by: Drea at March 22, 2011 4:47 PM

Maybe they don't count bullshit numbers like Tarnation being made for $218 dollars (is it a budget if it isn't discussed before the film is made). Looking at your list, very few cracked 100 million. However, I don't think anyone could argue with The Blair Witch Project belonging on CNBC's list.

Posted by: pissant at March 22, 2011 4:57 PM

"I'm responsible for nineteen of the twenty top-grossing films of all time."
"Nineteen?"
"Yeah, the one about the kid, by himself in his house, burglars trying to get in and he fights them off? I had nothing to do with that one. Somebody sold their soul to Satan to get the grosses up on that piece of shit."

Posted by: figgy at March 22, 2011 5:15 PM

Dustin, it's a good thing you're so pretty, cuz you suck at math. (At least, that's what my mom told me.)

Posted by: MM at March 22, 2011 5:53 PM

y'all should leave the maths to people without liberal arts degrees.

Posted by: logan at March 22, 2011 6:01 PM

Paultera: Just read below each table.

Note: The profit and loss figures are very rough estimates based on the assumption that 50% of box office receipts were returned to the studio. They don't include ancillary (video, TV etc.) earnings, and serve only as a guide.

As I recall, this itself is a rule of thumb that Dustin's used in other posts - and would explain why something like Poseidon would count as a money-loser, even though its box-office take was larger than its budget.

As for CNBC: They're all films with budgets over about $5m in 2010 (the lowest budget being My Big Fat Greek Wedding at $6m). More to the point, they're all contemporary (i.e., in the past 35 years or so) movies with those inflation-adjusted budgets, as Gone With The Wind would have qualified with an ~$60m inflation-adjusted budget.

The other quirk is that I'm guessing that they're not adjusting box-office for inflation - which hurts Gone With The Wind (by nuking its ROI to ~650% with CNBC's methodology and 225% with The Numbers).

teal deer: Dustin did his math right - he just based his calcs off of what he estimated went back to the studio from box office. CNBC itself may be a bit wonky - the way it did things biases heavily to newer movies because they adjust the budget for inflation, but perhaps not the box office.

Posted by: Inferno at March 22, 2011 6:34 PM

first thing i thought of while going down the list was blair witch. according to BO Mojo, it's budget was 60 000, a magnitude smaller than what's written above, with revenue of 140M. That's gotta be number one for ROI?

Posted by: idleprimate at March 22, 2011 6:45 PM

oops, worldwide revenue, 248M

Posted by: idleprimate at March 22, 2011 6:46 PM

Dustin, can I be your Sancho Panza whilst you tilt at windmills? Or, has JoRo already taken that part?

Posted by: RobP at March 22, 2011 6:50 PM

When it comes to calculating return on investment, inflation has nothing to do with it. Your looking to find a ratio between dollar spent and dollar earned. The money made by older movies is less than the money earned by newer movies, but so is the money spent. The two cancel each other out. If you were to take Mad Max and turn both its Gross and Cost into todays dollars and do your calculation, the numbers would come out the same.

That assumes that the money you earned comes back relatively soon after the initial investment. If your investment comes back years down the road, both inflation and the possible interest earned in other investments needs to be taken into account. Gone With the Wind would be very tricky to genuinely calculate because its grosses were accrued over the many years of repeat showings.

That said, it seems as if Dustin's numbers did indeed come from dividing the box office numbers in half before calculation return investment and that CNBC only looked at movies that had a minimum budget. Mystery Solved

While I was at one point an economist, I am now a magnificent scientist. My skills have grown rusty and all I said may be wrong.

Posted by: elgarcon at March 22, 2011 7:16 PM

Heh, inferno, I meant I need evidence of his boobies conclusion.

Posted by: Paultera at March 22, 2011 11:56 PM

The supposed budgets of most low-cost indies are misleading anyway. If a studio film supposedly costs $100m, yes, that's not including marketing, but it presumably does include everything done to get the movie in a releasable form. Not so with the guerilla indies.

So sure, Robert Rodriguez only spent $7000 to get a version of El Mariachi in the can, but Columbia spent that again several times over to get the movie to a point where it could actually be released. Clerks may have cost Kevin Smith only $27,000, but Miramax paid over $200k to acquire it and then would've spent at least the movie's budget again on music rights alone. So the very idea that Tarnation, once it was actually released, only cost a couple of hundred bones is pretty silly. At the very least the acquisition cost should be taken into account.

Posted by: Arran at March 23, 2011 12:02 AM

the problem is that you included indie movies, where the few that hit it big had an enormous return on investment. Those fucktards only included big budget studio movies, and I guess "my Big Fat Greek Wedding but whatever, so they couldn't get the same results that you got from the really outlier super cheap studio movies. so they're the ones who are wrong, although you did screw up the math a little bit (but it's cool)

Posted by: jackk at March 23, 2011 3:44 AM

Hey True_Blue. If you calculated the way you suggest, that would actually lower the profitability of each movie on their list....as factoring in marketing money would increase the cost, thusly driving down the amount of profit.

Posted by: PissBoy at March 23, 2011 10:56 AM

I can't get "Papa's Gotta Brand New Bag" outta my head now.

Posted by: Trey Shacksit at March 23, 2011 5:06 PM