There's a Pretty Good Chance Your Biggest Childhood Crush Is on the Next Cycle of 'Dancing with the Stars'

true detective /hannibal / dc movies / snl / mindhole blowers / netflix / celebrity facts / marvel

There's a Pretty Good Chance Your Biggest Childhood Crush Is on the Next Cycle of 'Dancing with the Stars'

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | March 4, 2014 | Comments ()


Were you born between the years of 1972 and 1980? Are you attracted to women? Then the next cycle of Dancing with the Stars is for you, as the reality competition landed two of the three women most likely to top a list of biggest crushes between the years of 1988 and 1995: Danica McKellar and Candace Cameron (the third? Alyssa Milana, duh).

McKellar, who recently divorced that lout of a husband and has been teaching math with the power of her gorgeousness, joins Billy Dee Williams and Candace Cameron — whose brother Kirk believes that the banana disproves the theory of evolution — and a group of also-rans that no one gives a rats ass about: The Price is Right host Drew Carey, Real Housewives’ NeNe Leakes, swimming legend Diana Nyad, Australian pop singer Cody Simpson, Olympic ice dancer Meryl Davis and her partner Charlie White, double-amputee snowboarding champ Amy Purdy, former NHL star Sean Avery and Nickelodeon star James Maslow.

Not among the cast? Bruce Jenner, who had been rumored.

The next cycle of Dancing with the Stars will also feature a new co-host in Erin Andrews.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s an Avril Lavigne music video I need to go watch.


Ellen Finally Gives the Pizza Guy from the Oscars His Tip | Read an Entire Review of 'Hairspray' After It's Been Travoltified

Are you following Pajiba on Facebook or Twitter? Every time you do, Bill Murray crashes a wedding.

Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Batesian

    Wait, what? McKellar is single again? Dude, you buried the lede.

  • APOCooter

    No. Candace Cameron is actually Kirk Cameron's sister? Please, no.

    You just ruined DJ Tanner for me.

  • e jerry powell

    So I guess Diana Nyad is taking up the AARP and gay rights slots this season. I'd rather see her swim from Cuba to Florida again. Because awesome.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Were you born between the years of 1972 and 1980?

    Lawn... off, now.

  • I didn't anticipate the "attracted to women" part and worked myself into a premature tizzy over Roy Scheider's Quick Step. Then I remembered he's dead. Now I'm sad. And sweaty. (THANKS, ObamaCare.)

  • BlackRabbit

    Firstly, Alyssa "Milana?" Second, what do you have against Drew Carey?

  • axis2clusterB

    I'm way more interested in how long it's gonna take Karina to punch Sean Avery in the mouth. I'm giving it two weeks.

  • Oh great. Now I will have to endure almost every radio station in Atlanta talking about NeNe on DWTS. Woman is goddamn royalty here.

  • AvaLehra

    River Phoenix is dead. *sigh*

  • Guest

    Boo...Where's Stacie Mistysyn or Amanda Stepto from Degrassi? Lies Dustin Lies!

  • AvaLehra

    I heart you.

    You know who got on my nerves? Liz. What a pot stirrer if ever there was a pot stirrer. We need more classic Degrassi around here.

  • I was going to make a joke about a woman with no legs entering a dancing competition but then I remembered I've got two perfectly good legs and I can't stay upright on a snowboard for more than five minutes at a time, so I decided against.

  • BWeaves

    Well, they've already had a woman with one leg. Didn't Paul McCartney's ex-wife do this show?

  • Antique (webelos8)

    Yes, and single leg notwithstanding, she didn't do all that well, even though she used a prosthesis. And sometimes not.

  • Pajiba_Pragmatist

    I fully admit to not watching the show, so maybe I'm missing something, but how can two gold medal winning ice DANCERS be considered for a show about mere mortals DANCING??

  • RocksEaglesHats

    Your headline made promises of Topanga. LIES.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Bea Arthur? I very much doubt that.

  • Wade Wilson, is that you?

  • Samantha Klein

    OMG Peter Davison?!?!?!
    That would be awesome.
    In other news, having Davis & White on there, as much as I'm for it, is total BS because they're already ballroom dancers, pretty much. Just with added difficulty.

  • BWeaves

    I read Davis & White as Whiting and Davis. Shiny. But yeah, that's cheating. They are already ballroom dancers, just on a more slippery surface.

  • cox

    i read it as betty white, and got really excited.

  • fribbley

    Based on the headline, I came for Winona Ryder, leaving disappointed.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Nicole Eggert circa 1989 Charles in Charge would like a word with you.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin
blog comments powered by Disqus