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There Have Been Only Five (5) Successful Film to TV Series Adapations. Ever. NO ONE IS DENYING THIS.

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (50)



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5. “The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles”

4. “Parenthood” (Attempt #2)

3. “M*A*S*H”

2. “Buffy the Vampire Slayer”

1. “Friday Night Lights”

That’s it. There are no more successful movie-to-television transitions. “Ferris Bueller”? Please. The “Ghostbusters” or “Clerks” animated series? Shut up. “Karen Sisco”? Decent show, but it was not successful. “Stargate SG-1”? I guess it depends on who you are, and because of who I am, it does not fit my definition of “successful,” which is: It ran for at least a couple of seasons, and I liked it.

Now please stop trying to come up with other shows to disturb my top five.. There are none. Five. (5).

But does that stop the TeeVee head honchos from trying again? No. It does not. They will try again. And they will probably fail again. And I will not have to expand the above list. Because five is a nice round number, and lists of six make people suspicious.

Wait? Whatdidyousay? They’re going to turn Romancing the Stone into a television series? Why would they do that? Oh, and Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum) will write and direct the pilot. That’s perfect! Perfect if you like you’re failure rich and aromatic, just like your men. Where is your self-confidence, ladies?

Does it get worse? Yes, yes it does. How bad? The bad bad wife of John Belushi (R.I.P.) is developing a television series based on the Blues Brothers. It’ll be like “Glee”! Only the douchebags will wear sunglasses. I can’t wait for the Gaga episode. It would follow Jake and Elwood, after they leave prison. Elwood would then go on search of his father.

Hey! That’s an awesome idea. For a “Felicity” episode.









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Comments

Dude, Not only did Stargate SG-1 run for 10 seasons, there are also Stargate Atlantis and Stargate Universe. I'm sorry if you don't like it but any series that can get Robert Carlyle to sign on to it's third iteration is successful in my book.

Not an argument on quality, just on longevity.

Posted by: FyreHaar at September 1, 2011 12:17 PM

I guess it wouldn't be a Dustin post if he didn't piss all over something sci-fi or fantasy, would it? 10 seasons of SG-1, with two spinoffs from that, and he still can't be arsed to make the the number 6 instead of 5.

On top of that, he had to go bringing up a Blues Brothers TV adaptation and depress the fuck out of me. I'd at least hold out hope that Belushi's zombie would crawl out of his grave to personally right this wrong, but if that was going to happen, he'd have done it when his brother made that godawful sequel.

Posted by: SJ at September 1, 2011 12:22 PM

Yeah, I'm going to have to count Stargate as a success too. I'm not a die hard for it or anything, but it's been on for ages.

Posted by: Sara H at September 1, 2011 12:23 PM

"NO ONE IS DENYING THIS"

Have you been reading the "Tawhmmmy" posts over at kissing suzy kolber or something? Because thats the first thing I thought of when I read that.

Posted by: Joe Nanath at September 1, 2011 12:25 PM

@SJ I think we were typing at time

I apologize for the typo in my previous post.

Posted by: FyreHaar at September 1, 2011 12:25 PM

Stargate on TV was a runaway success and wasn't it the longest running sci fi show or it got really close or something? Not to mention, yes, the spin offs.

I will say this, and this may count towards its 'success' status;

The original movie makers wanted to make a sequel to the original film but by then the TV show had been pitched and greenlit. The film makers totally refute all connections between the series and show and had nothing to do with it at all. They even still planned on a sequel while the show was running and becoming popular.

So while it was a success, it did so without the blessing and in fact with the direct condemnation of the original creators.

One could argue that while SG1, Atlantis and Universe where a success, they also made it so Roland Emmerich could make...everything that followed Stargate. 99% of which showed the US of A being horribly, violently destroyed by aliens, the weather, the weather and mayans, etc, et al. So I think he was maybe a little bitter about the whole thing?

Posted by: Nadine at September 1, 2011 12:36 PM

Actually Stargate is more successful then all of the show you put on the list

Posted by: YesPlease at September 1, 2011 12:39 PM

Using your standards (it ran for at least two seasons and I liked it), the TV adaption of MASH should not be included here. It is an abomination. The movie is a great piece of very dark humour. The series is stupid and childish and should not be named in context.

Posted by: FabMax at September 1, 2011 12:50 PM

I don't even like Stargate, but I don't like sloppy, quickie blog posts either.

Posted by: RudeMorgue at September 1, 2011 12:52 PM

I can't fault you that the Clerks animation wasn't successful, but it was fucking funny.

Posted by: stippish at September 1, 2011 12:54 PM

Why is FNL on this list and SG-1 not? Didn't FNL beg and plead for more seasons while Stargate got 10?

Posted by: Adam C at September 1, 2011 12:56 PM

Outsourced wasn't successful, but it should have been. I loved that show. Far funnier than Community or Parks and Rec IMHO.

Posted by: EJ at September 1, 2011 1:01 PM

I really like Stargate SG1. Just saying.

Posted by: Nieve 'The Threadkiller Queen' at September 1, 2011 1:03 PM

FabMax I will duel you at dawn for insulting MASH. Your choice of weapons sir. *SLAP*

Posted by: logan at September 1, 2011 1:13 PM

Young Indiana Jones was successful?

FabMax - TV MASH was not successful?

Fame.


Posted by: Greedy at September 1, 2011 1:17 PM

Not only was Stargate: SG1 successful on pay cable (Showtime) for five seasons, it also sucessfully made the transition to basic cable (Psi Fie) for another five seasons. And it was decent for most of that time, so Rowles can suck it.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at September 1, 2011 1:18 PM

"Perfect if you like you’re failure rich and aromatic..."

That would be "your". Sorry.

And even though I personally never watched either show, I have to agree that Stargate is a much larger success than FNL.

Posted by: Max at September 1, 2011 1:27 PM

If it doesn't have Spader, it's not Stargate. That's not a theory- it's a law of nature.

Also, I would throw into the ring Friday the 13th. Obviously, the show had nothing to do with the movie, but I loved that show nonetheless. I remember being so stoked for the 1st episode, then realizing that this had nothing to do with Jason, then realizing that I didn't care.

Same went for ET- I saw that ET was going to be on TV when I read the new TV Guide, and got a tiny child-boner. My brain told me that whatever was being shown on TV couldn't possibly by THE ET, but my heart felt otherwise. And you ask me now why I hate Mary Hart?

Posted by: logar at September 1, 2011 1:39 PM

Alice?

Heat of the Night?

Posted by: Kerminy at September 1, 2011 1:42 PM

The Odd Couple

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 1, 2011 1:42 PM

Happy Days was essentially American Graffiti for tv.

Posted by: Kerminy at September 1, 2011 1:43 PM

Didn't Network become Fox News, complete with Howard Beck?

Also, the The Crow TV series seems to have put a stop to the ever more degenerate sequels. That counts as a win, right?

(Can we get them to do this with Hellraiser?)

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at September 1, 2011 1:51 PM

Alien Nation
Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles
Star Wars: Clone Wars (both versions)

And for the love of Godopus: The Odd Couple.

Puleese Rowles.

Posted by: ed newman at September 1, 2011 1:54 PM

La Femme Nikita.

We will not speak of the currently airing bland CW remake.

Posted by: bravesjade at September 1, 2011 1:59 PM

I watched every single episode of all Stargate versions. The only one that I could honestly say was brilliant is Stargate Universe and of course it's the one who got cancelled the fastest. Oh well.
I also vote for The Sarah Connor Chronicles, wasn't amazing but still kick-ass fun.

Posted by: Irina at September 1, 2011 2:06 PM

Only counting American stuff then? Alrights.

Posted by: googergieger at September 1, 2011 2:24 PM

Really, how could you forget The Odd Couple?

I'm also going to throw in...

Fame
Paper Chase
Ghost and Mrs. Muir
The Courtship of Eddie's Father

and wasn't The Dukes of Hazzard based on the movie Moonrunners?

Posted by: tatertot at September 1, 2011 2:40 PM

"Really, how could you forget The Odd Couple?"

Exactly.

Paper Chase is an interesting choice, right on the edge of success for me, but interesting in terms of how it (like Stargate) made the transition between networks (in it's case, it ran on CBS in the 1979 season, was run in reruns by PBS and then Showtime ordered three more seasons that ran from 1983 on.)

Posted by: Joseph Finn at September 1, 2011 2:57 PM

It would be interesting to make a list of film-to-TV adaptations that lasted more than one season, which I think means made some money, since I can only guess it's the idea of "easy money" that makes networks chase those projects. Because even in the "five successes" listed, Indiana Jones was cancelled before having a full season (if I'm remembering it right).

Posted by: zito at September 1, 2011 3:26 PM

What about Highlander? That series ran for awhile.

And the Ghostbusters cartoon was awesome!

Posted by: Dingle Berry at September 1, 2011 3:29 PM

Good point Joseph Finn.

Dustin's definition of "success" is "ran for a couple of seasons" (in which case Stargate SG-1 should definitely be on this list) plus "he liked it" which is hardly a criteria that allows any debate on the merits of a show not on the list.

It certainly rules out any television classics that he may be too young to have seen.

I think a more interesting definition of "success" would be "ran for at least one season" and "best captured the spirit of the source material". That way we CAN DENY THIS if we want, and is more fun for all!

Posted by: tatertot at September 1, 2011 3:34 PM

Dustin, fuck off, I liked Clerks the animated series, but I do agree that these are the best five.

Posted by: Melody Be at September 1, 2011 3:35 PM

Whoa Fabmax, I think that the world disagrees with your writeoff of M*A*S*H the series, it has won more Emmy's than any other sitcom in the history of television. Wow, I seriously am shocked that you could feel that way.

Posted by: Melody Be at September 1, 2011 3:38 PM

Private Benjamin?

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at September 1, 2011 3:42 PM

@logan: I accept and will use Sutherland's Hawkeye's tongue as my weapon. You can choose whatever limp dick you find from the TV series.

@Greedy: There were two criteria, and as the series sucks ass, it wasn't successful.

Posted by: FabMax at September 1, 2011 3:45 PM

Holy non-closed bold tag!

@Melody: Since when are awards or the opinion of the "unwashed masses" a sign for quality?

Posted by: FabMax at September 1, 2011 3:53 PM

The Odd Couple was a play before it was a film.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at September 1, 2011 3:55 PM

Another vote for The Odd Couple.

Posted by: Baltezaar at September 1, 2011 4:30 PM

West Wing was used from the scraps of the American President script so...6.

Posted by: Me at September 1, 2011 4:36 PM

No one's questioning the inclusion of that Young Indiana Jones show? I've never heard of it. I HAVE heard of Stargate.

Posted by: snapnhiss at September 1, 2011 5:36 PM

What's with all the lists? You Pajibans getting paid by the line item or something?

Posted by: Friendless Nerd at September 1, 2011 5:46 PM

FabMax, if you could read - as opposed to "skim lazy article" - you would know quality was not one of Dustin's criteria.

It seems churlish to criticise the 'unwashed masses' to which you so clearly belong.

Dipshit.

Posted by: Peter G at September 1, 2011 7:14 PM

I will agree with your list (incl. Odd Couple) only because you used the word "successful" in your definition.

If you change it to "Great movie to TV adaptions" the list would only have 2 on it.

1) FNL

2) Buffy

Please don't bother arguing with me because then I would have to drive to where you live and pants you.

Posted by: Alexis@TroublesomeTots at September 1, 2011 8:32 PM

young jones belongs no where on any list.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at September 1, 2011 9:09 PM

YOU shut up! How was The Real Ghostbusters not a success? 5 years and almost 150 episodes, that's seems like it did OK to me. Plus it was fucking awesome.

Posted by: Cody at September 1, 2011 11:12 PM

Tales of the Gold Monkey(1982-83), inspired by Only Angels Have Wings (1939).

Wot? if Dustin can have his dickety list, than i can have this.

oh, and Odd Couple

Posted by: idleprimate at September 2, 2011 12:13 AM

How about the Ewoks cartoon series?


Only kidding. It was as crappy as the Stargate crapfest. Ten seasons and multi spin offs of shit.

Posted by: Fuckchop at September 2, 2011 12:59 AM

@Peter G, before you throw around insults, maybe you should brush up on your reading skills. What's the last sentence of the first paragraph after the list?

Posted by: FabMax at September 2, 2011 6:40 AM

Beatle Juice cartoon went for 4 seasons and nearly 100 episodes. It was kind of gay, but 100 episodes would be considered a success.

Posted by: fuck you in the goat ass at September 2, 2011 9:58 AM

LAST !!
Anyway, if anyone's still reading this post, I nominate the Superman TV show, which followed up the movie Superman and the Mole-Men.

Posted by: Pat C. at September 6, 2011 12:31 AM