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All of these images are well impressive.I appreciate to this blog.

I had no idea there was an "EBONY" magazine... also, there's no way you can be on a magazine cover without coming off as a self-obssessed, vain pig.

Lordy Lordy you can actually see the photoshop shadows of Mila's body in the pic. She is very well proportioned in reel and real life. I think it is against the law, and a crime against supermodels to weigh over 95 lbs on the cover of Allure.

Shut Up Lena Dunham.

Is it ok for me to say I find Lena Dunham unattractive or am I going to be stoned in the town square?

How did they manage to make Mila look like LiLo? I do not understand.

Daniel Radcliffe is my favorite Danielle. Yum!

His eyes...I want to go there.

Kunis does look like the most beautiful Bratz doll ever. I assume a lot of that volume is fake hair. Her real hair is gorgeous and full, but I'm guessing the hairstylist pumped it up and then added some fake shit to make it even bigger. For some reason, celebrity chicks are no longer allowed to have normal hair, now it has to be as oversized as Hollywood's fake tits.

Mila's photo looks like a cruel joke and when did Daniel Radcliffe get so fucking hot?

What is this post even.

I'm not kidding. It's like an orange on a toothpick.

What in Godtopus's name did Ebony magazine do to Kerry Washington? She and Mila both have a petite problem but who decided the best way to style one of the most attractive women on TV right now was to look like a dead 70s hooker?

Kerry's gotten very skinny over the last couple of years. I'm not sure if it's Photoshop or really just a case of lost-a-lot-of-weight-everywhere-except-for-my-head otherwise known as Lollipop syndrome.

Franco is rocking the shit out of that goatee. Curse my blonde hair. I'll never know the glory of awesome facial concoctions.

Huh. I seemed to have spelled concoctions right the first time. That or the spell check is asleep. Didn't think it would be spelled that way.

Daniel Radcliffe is starting to look like David Tennant. I've seen some of the other photos from that shoot, and he looks gorgeous.

I would give up a nut to be the meat in a Mila Kunis\Elisha Cuthbert sandwich. Seriously, my right nut is up for sale if anyone can make this happen. I'd rather keep Lefty; he's the bigger of the twins.

What bothers me most about that picture of Mila Kunis is that it makes her look like she has no goddamn neck! It's totally unnerving. And I don't think of her as having a stumpy neck.

She does have a very tiny frame, so in general, I would agree that her head may seem larger proportionately, but not that big.

1. WTF is "the gentlewoman"?

2. Swifty looks pretty hot.

3. Dunham looks way better with the short hair.

But then I prefer women with hort hair. Lesbians are such fake outs for that reason.

I wish I could have short hair, but with my proportions, I look like a cinder block with a pea on top.

Unfortunately, I feel your pain.

MAN 2: "He flew right into your head. Like he couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before. Bird into a woman's head.."

ELAINE: "A bird ran into my giant freak-head."
JERRY: "What giant freak-head?"
ELAINE: "The one that sits atop my disproportionately puny body. I'm a walking candy apple!"

Look at the size of that head, it's like an orange on a toothpick.

I'm not kidding, that head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! It's a virtual planetoid, has it's own weather system.

Man, oh man, do you get all the upvotes for referencing SO I MARRIED AN AXE MURDERER!!

Mila is a woman...woe-man...whoa-man...she has a head like a huge loaf of bread...a hot air balloon full of lead...

Head! Paper! Now! Move that head of yours and get the paper if you can haulin' that gargantuan cranium about.

Head! Your mother needs tend pounds of potatoes, take your hat and go to the store!

"she stole my heart and my cat"

That's a bit offsides, isn't it? She'll be crying herself to sleep tonight on her huge pillow.

All of these references are far too funny...and if I can see through my tears of laughter, I'm about to go re-watch this flick for the 49th time. It's been way too long.

"Alright we have a piper who's down. It's alright he's just pissed."

Penny's running big-head jokes are way way better.

When Little J was a baby, he was in the 50th percentile for height, the 98th percentile for head size, and the 20th percentile for body weight: a human Pez dispenser. The doctor's office would measure his head, a look of consternation would flash across their faces, measure again, shrug, write it down and ask, "Do large heads run in your family?".

That's awesome. My wife had to have a c-section to deliver our Smudge; after she came out and we saw the size of her head - 98% as well, on an average-sized body - I swear she heaved a sigh of relief that I don't think I was supposed to hear.

One of the NICU nurses told us she walked into the room and immediately asked, "Who's the Irish baby with the giant head?". Always nice to share those details with the freaked out new parents.

1. Daniel Radcliffe has the most beautiful eyes. Dang.
2. That's a surprisingly tasteful look for "Maxim".
3. I think Mila Kunis' head is just that big.

4. That's a really good photo of Lena Dunham.

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE GREEN!

Part of the reason why I'm rooting for Radcliffe to succeed is because of those gorgeous baby blues.

Daniel Radcliffe is absolutely at the top of my hottest teacup boyfriends list.

His passionate personality and fearlessness in defending LGBT rights make him that much more attractive, as well as the fact that he is able to make fun of himself and ridicule his own neediness.
Teacup cuteness absolute.

Sometimes, I think that Radcliffe looks like the lovechild of Paul McCartney and John Lennon.

When did Tim Burton start photoshopping for Allure because that is some Queen of Hearts shit right there.

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And THAT, my friend, is how you pander to the readership both real and sought after.

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