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The Most Sought-After Project No One Wants to Do

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (72)



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The ever-evolving cast for The Tourist has gone through more changes than a Phillies pitching mound in a save situation. The film is about an American tourist who, on behalf of Interpol, goes undercover to entrap a former lover who’s a suspected global criminal. It’s already chewed through two directors, Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck, and, originally, Bharat Nalluri, both of whom left because of creative differences. Now, Alfonso Cuaron is circling the project, the first of several upgrades.

As far as the actress part is concerned, Charlize Theron was originally in the role, but last month Angelia Jolie took her place. Theron’s original co-lead was Tom Cruise, but he exited to make way for Avatar’s Sam Worthington, who has also now left the project.

Enter Johnny Depp. And, if the movie ever does get off the ground, we may get the biggest star pairing since, well, Jolie and Brad Pitt in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, another spy movie.

The project has had its share of screenwriters, as well. Julian Fellowes wrote the original, though since then, four others — including The Usual Suspects’ Christopher McQuarrie — have taken a pass. Why has such a troubled production drawn the interest from so many A-list princpals? Hell if I know, but if Depp does sign on, it would seem to put Pirates of the Caribbean 4 on hold, and who knows what will happen to The Lone Ranger. In either respect, this is something of a dream pairing, though — to be honest — they don’t seem particularly well suited to one another. But that’s where the actressin’ comes in, and as far as action-dramas go, you could hardly do better.

We shall see.









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Comments

we should put money on the breeding that could happen... mmm pretty babies

Posted by: betty at November 5, 2009 11:45 AM

Don't do it Angie, he's not good for you, gurl!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 5, 2009 11:46 AM

Jolie and Depp? I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 5, 2009 11:47 AM

Enter Johnny Depp

Those words...
There are so many places I'd like Johnny Depp to enter. My city, my house, my room, my bed, my...
you get the idea.

/bunk time

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Posted by: gorden at November 5, 2009 12:10 PM

Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck.....

really?

His life must suuuuuuuuuuuck.

::entering a hotel::
"Yes...I'd like to check in..."

"OK. Your name sir?"

"Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck."

"Pft! Whaaaaat? No seriously. Your name sir?"

"Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck."

"Nice to meet you Florian. My name is Cleophis Dingleschidt der Fuckerfleiffen."

"That's not funny, desk boy."

"Neither is your name von Dongermsack. Look i make $9.75 an hour to pretend that I am still in a cheerie mood at 2 in the morning when you pretentious artsy fuckers finally decide to check in to your rooms. I have neither the will nor the energy to restrain myself much longer when someone like you decides to have a moment of 'creativity' and gives me a bullshit name. So, for the last time...what is your fucking name?"

"Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck. Look on your register."

::checks guest log::
"Wow. Holy christ. I'll call you Mister Bob. How's that? Do you like Mister Bob? I'll have your key for you in just a moment Mister Bob."

Fakest sounding real name ever...

Posted by: PissBoy at November 5, 2009 12:14 PM

Pissboy:

Good.
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Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 5, 2009 12:21 PM

Hasn't she gone away yet?

Posted by: Jay at November 5, 2009 12:42 PM

Add Depp to just about anything and it becomes more interesting.

Posted by: Cindy at November 5, 2009 1:07 PM

If they kiss, their lips will vacuum seal together forever, it will look like a human ... antfight.

OK, so nothing is going to top pissboy, but that doesn't mean we should stop trying.

OK, maybe just I should stop trying.

Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 5, 2009 1:13 PM

Piss boy, I just fucking sharted I laughed so hard. Thank you.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 5, 2009 2:45 PM

My my that's a pretty picture of Johnny Depp. I would watch that man watch paint dry.
I like Jolie as an actress but I don't want to see her in anything until she eats a sandwich. I have this fear about really thin people when they jump around - I think they're going to break their ankles. Gah.

Posted by: Squeeziee at November 5, 2009 4:04 PM

We need to petition to make this happen fo' realz, if only to put Pirates 4 on hold. With the rate at which they declined in quality from 1 to 3, part 4 will probably make everyone who watches it sterile.

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Yes. A little crazy

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