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The Top 20 Films of 1987


Some More Friday Morning Nostalgia / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | April 17, 2009 | Comments (51)


The last couple of weeks, in what’s become our Friday-morning nostalgia post, we looked back at the entire primetime network schedules of 1987 and 1997, as a sort of conversational starter. Something to remind you of where you were at the time and what you were doing.

Today, we’re going to look back 22 years to the top 20 movies at the box-office. The most surprising thing, right off the bat, is how little it took to make it into the top 20. Clearly, inflation has done quite a number of box-office grosses — Three Men in a Baby, based on 2009 numbers, would’ve made something around $330 million. Seriously. How sad is that?

Anyway, although I was only 12 at the time, I can honestly say I’ve seen 19 of these 20 films (I haven’t seen The Living Daylights), though I probably didn’t see most of them until the 1990s. The strange thing is, more than half of these films have held up remarkably well.

Take a look.

1. Three Men and a Baby $167,780,960
2. Fatal Attraction $156,645,693
3. Beverly Hills Cop II $153,665,036
4. Good Morning, Vietnam $123,922,370
5. Moonstruck $80,640,524
6. The Untouchables $76,270,454
7. The Secret of My Success $66,995,879
8. Stakeout $65,673,233
9. Lethal Weapon $65,207,127
10. The Witches of Eastwick $63,766,510
11. Dirty Dancing $63,446,382
12. Predator $59,735,548
13. Throw Momma From the Train $57,915,972
14. Dragnet $57,387,516
15. La Bamba $54,215,416
16. Robocop $53,424,681
17. Outrageous Fortune $52,864,74
18. Broadcast News $51,249,40
19. The Living Daylights $51,185,897
20. Eddie Murphy Raw $50,504,655


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Comments

20 for 20.

Pretty good year for movies, actually - Living Daylights notwithstanding.

Posted by: TK at April 17, 2009 11:01 AM

Aww, I like "The Living Daylights".

But now "Shakedown"'s in my head. Crap. Remember when Little Richard sang it on some music awards show or other? Was Bob Seger that busy? At least Aretha Franklin subbing for Pavarotti was freaky but good.

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2009 11:03 AM

"Three Men in a Baby, based on 2009 numbers, would’ve made something around $330 million."

Actually, sir... it probably would have gotten a lot of people arrested on pretty serious charges.

Posted by: Spender at April 17, 2009 11:05 AM

"Three Men in a Baby, based on 2009 numbers, would’ve made something around $330 million."

"Well, what do you call that act?"

"The Aristocrats!"

Posted by: Tammy at April 17, 2009 11:07 AM

The Untouchables. Yes. And I love Three Men and a Baby! I do!

Posted by: Kolby at April 17, 2009 11:10 AM

I hated Three Men. Do you know how many times I had to endure that movie at slumber parties just to see the effing ghost boy? I was in elementary school and knew it was a crock of shit.

Fatal Attraction scarred my young mind. Mom put me to bed one night so that she and her best friend could watch it. I snuck back in and watched it from around the corner of the couch. Oddly enough, it wasn't the freak deakiness that got me. It was the bunny boiler scene. I started squaling like... well, the little girl I was. Busted.

Dirty Dancing. *sigh* This was regular weekend viewing for my girls and me all through late elementary and early middle school. I remember when we reached the point that some of us understood what Penny did and explained "dirty knife and folding table" to the others. We all cried together. Nice warped bonding moment.

Posted by: superEdna at April 17, 2009 11:13 AM

I've never seen Predator. I think that qualifies me for some sort of disability.

RIIIIIIICHIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Posted by: Julie at April 17, 2009 11:16 AM

Ahh... 1987. My senior year of high school. The year I broke off a 4 year relationship and started dating the man that eventually became my husband. Good times.

I've seen all of those movies except for Stakeout, Dragnet, Outrageous Fortune and Eddie Murphy Raw. Almost all of the ones I did see, I saw in the theater at the time of release - I think Moonstruck and La Bamba are the only ones I caught later. Some of them I liked OK, some I didn't care for at all, and some of them I absolutely loved. In fact, I still own a VHS copy of Dirty Dancing, although I'm not quite sure where it is right now.

Posted by: Elsie at April 17, 2009 11:17 AM

I've seen them all, but Predator and RoboCop will always have a special place in my 10 year old heart.

"Come with me or there will be....trouble."

Posted by: admin at April 17, 2009 11:17 AM

Man, I just realized I haven't seen most of these:

1. Three Men and a Baby $167,780,960
2. Fatal Attraction $156,645,693
3. Beverly Hills Cop II $153,665,036
4. Good Morning, Vietnam $123,922,370
5. Moonstruck $80,640,524
6. The Untouchables $76,270,454
7. The Secret of My Success $66,995,879
8. Stakeout $65,673,233
9. Lethal Weapon $65,207,127
10. The Witches of Eastwick $63,766,510
11. Dirty Dancing $63,446,382
12. Predator $59,735,548
13. Throw Momma From the Train $57,915,972
14. Dragnet $57,387,516
15. La Bamba $54,215,416
16. Robocop $53,424,681
17. Outrageous Fortune $52,864,74
18. Broadcast News $51,249,40
19. The Living Daylights $51,185,897
20. Eddie Murphy Raw $50,504,655

That's it. I still get yelled at by my coworker Chris for never having seen Robocop.

Posted by: Julie at April 17, 2009 11:18 AM

Julie makes me sad today.

Posted by: admin at April 17, 2009 11:20 AM

You haven't seen "The Witches of Eastwick"?!?

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2009 11:20 AM

Nope. It always looked stupid!

Posted by: Julie at April 17, 2009 11:21 AM

Throw Momma From the Train still stands as the best work Billy Crystal ever did, Princess Bride notwishstanding.

OWEN! Are you tryin' to kill me? I wanted SALTED nuts, you gave me the UNSALTED nuts!!

The night was damp. The night was hot and wet. The night was....

The night was SULTRY.

That bitch.

Posted by: boo at April 17, 2009 11:27 AM

notwishstanding. ha. i am super genii.

Posted by: boo at April 17, 2009 11:29 AM

Phooey.

You'd have to die if you hadn't seen "Moonstruck" though.

"Old man, you give those dogs another plate of my food and I'll kick ya til you're dead".

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2009 11:29 AM

Three Men in a Baby, Dustin? Is that the beginning of an Aristocrats joke? Dude, you ALWAYS start those with the grandfather fingering the dog. Everybody knows that.

Posted by: Sofía's Identical Hand Twin at April 17, 2009 11:30 AM

"I'm gonna kill the bitch....you want anything?"

".......Chunky?"

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2009 11:31 AM

I must have been really busy working in the 80's. I haven't seen but 2 of these, and none of the TV shows in the previous thread. Of course, back then, computer programming was this nerdy thing I did 24X7. Now, not so much.

Posted by: BWeaves at April 17, 2009 11:36 AM

Is it any good Jay? I saw some scene once where they were playing tennis, and I remember thinking it seemed really cheesey. But if you like it I'll give it a shot.

Posted by: Julie at April 17, 2009 11:37 AM

Well, ya know, it's like Desperate Housewives meet The Devil, with a good cast. Hijinks ensue.

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2009 11:44 AM

The whole point of time's passage is so we can forget about Kevin Costner movies. The Untouchables sucks, and so does everything else he ever made.

Posted by: Lucas at April 17, 2009 11:44 AM

Oh. You meant the Top 20 GROSSING films of 1987.

Because I really was expecting Full Metal Jacket to be at the top of the list.

Then I saw the money totals and knew it wouldn't be on the list at all and didn't even bother reading the list because really, who the fuck cares how much money the movies of 1987 made?

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at April 17, 2009 11:45 AM

*sigh* I remember when Eddie Murphy actually was raw....

Posted by: Odnon at April 17, 2009 11:45 AM

Hey, just cause Connery's supposed to be Irish, even though when he's talking to the old Irish captain it's incredibly obvious that he's nowhere near it....it's still good!

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2009 11:46 AM

I've seen an embarrassing number of those films. Thankfully though, La Bamba is not one of them.

Isn't it about time for a Robocop reboot?

Posted by: Cindy at April 17, 2009 11:55 AM

Ha! I wasn't allowed to see Dirty Dancing that year because it was "too racy" but Predator was just fine.

Posted by: king at April 17, 2009 11:57 AM

Shut it Cindy!

Posted by: admin at April 17, 2009 11:58 AM

All but Outrageous Fortune (which I still have no desire to see.)

Posted by: Duane at April 17, 2009 12:04 PM

I get that stupid song from Three Men and a Baby stuck in my head at the most random of times:

Good night sweetheart well it's time to go, bo do de oh do de oh do.

I've seen all but four of those. Predator wasn't higher? Puh.

Posted by: Carrie at April 17, 2009 12:07 PM

You know it's coming. Resistance is futile.

Posted by: Cindy at April 17, 2009 12:07 PM

Terminator vs. Robocop?

Posted by: Cindy at April 17, 2009 12:08 PM

Do Terminator vs Predator vs Alien and you can completely wreck my childhood. They've had a good go already.

Posted by: Carrie at April 17, 2009 12:20 PM

Moonstruck was when I first realized I wanted to crap on Nicolas Cage's forehead.

Posted by: Janey at April 17, 2009 12:40 PM

Year of my birth?
I have seen about half of these though, including Three Men and a Baby.

Posted by: kelsy at April 17, 2009 12:46 PM

La Bamba. I was the only fourteen year old I knew who went tragic over watching the loss of Valens, Buddy Frickin' Holly and the Big Bopper. I howled in grief, even though the film was so very 'meh'.

Nobody...guh-guh-guh...GOT IT!!! They just didn't understand!!! *pre Emo snivelling*

Dirty Dancing gave me some cred back for being able to sing along in front of my friends during first run at the theatre.

Posted by: replica at April 17, 2009 12:57 PM

Man, the 80s sucked.

I'm very selective about movies and the only one on this list that I have felt worthy of watching start to finish is The Untouchables.

Posted by: Matches at April 17, 2009 1:15 PM

15 of 20.

I am honestly baffled by the power that Guttenberg had in the 80s. What the hell was that, and what happened to him?

I loved Stake-out. I used to think Richard Dreyfuss was the bee's knees.

Posted by: figgy at April 17, 2009 1:20 PM

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

"You ah one ugly mudda fuckah"

"Go on, kill me! I'm he-ahh. Do it now!"

Ah-nold quotes are awesome!

Posted by: Perl at April 17, 2009 1:41 PM

Gat to da choppah!

Posted by: figgy at April 17, 2009 1:56 PM

figgy - how did i miss that one!

Posted by: Perl at April 17, 2009 1:59 PM

That's it. I still get yelled at by my coworker Chris for never having seen Robocop.
Posted by: Julie at April 17, 2009 11:18 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EYx-GstEN0

Watch this hilarity and tell me you don't want to see the trilogy.

Posted by: Hurp Durp at April 17, 2009 2:13 PM

Since I idolized my older siblings in the 80's, a few of these have been forced on me.

I tried to figured out what they were doing in Dirty Dancing. I knew it wasn't just dancing, but hugging and kissing and other "grown up stuff." At least that's what I told my sister, who simply nodded and told me to shut up because Swayze had taken his shirt off.

Still can't watch the last scene of La Bamba, because I just couldn't believe that the cute Lou Diamond Phillips was dead. I didn't know what "biopic" meant at the time.

I admit I watch 3 Men when it comes on TBS. I think its the bad mural painting that drew me in. Along with the shitty music.

Posted by: Brie at April 17, 2009 2:27 PM

"La Bamba" was actually pretty good. You didn't mist up at "Nooooooo....not my Richie. NOT MY RICHIE!" at the end? C'mon.

I am, however, a sucker for biopics.

Posted by: samantha t at April 17, 2009 2:32 PM

I can't stand Lou Diamond Phillips - that' my reason for missing out.

Posted by: Cindy at April 17, 2009 3:08 PM

Moonstruck was when I first realized I wanted to crap on Nicolas Cage's forehead.

Snap out of it!

Posted by: mswas at April 17, 2009 3:57 PM

I've seen them all except for Broadcast News. The crazy part is that I was living in Thailand at the time but I still saw them all there. Good Morning Vietnam was filmed there when I lived there and Robin Williams came to my school to speak. They mined my school for extras in the movie. I can pick them out throughout. They were all seniors playing GI's and one of the people from the class where Robin Williams taught English went to the same video store as me. Just a little tidbit.

Posted by: wandereraz at April 17, 2009 6:24 PM

The year I was born and I've seen 13 and have no interest in seeing the other 7.

I like that there's one of Nic Cage's few good movies on the list. I love Moonstruck.

Posted by: kayla at April 17, 2009 7:56 PM

I was 2 and I've seen all but Outrageous Fortune and Broadcast News. Actually, if I had to guess which movie I've seen more times than any other movie, I would guess it's La Bamba. I was a latch-key kid and that movie was ALWAYS on. Lou Diamond Phillips pretty much raised me.

Posted by: Borg at April 17, 2009 8:56 PM

Surprised to see "Lethal Weapon" so low. Just assumed it was a bigger hit.

Posted by: James S at April 17, 2009 8:57 PM

Out of nowhere and just to bug my sister, I'm to holler:

'La-la-la-laaaa-la Mountain. Nooo, not my Richie!'

Because you see, I'm a bad person.

But I don't have herpes. That's how you know I'm not Esai Morales.

'La-la-laaaa-la Valtrex. Nooooooo, not my Willy!'

Asinine and juvenile, too.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at April 17, 2009 10:50 PM