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The tooth fairy needs ice skates? Is it so in case of emergency he can go all Cast Away on a tooth?

At this rate Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson will be starring in the Care Bears movie as Lovesalot and Homoerotic bear. We get Liam Neeson as a bad ass and the Rock on ice skates?

Firstly: He needs ice skates because the tooth fairy has to work in Canada too. No he can't fly, his wings would freeze.

Secondly: As one who is also called, on occasion, Big D, I would appreciate it if you would desist in calling the Gay Armoured Figure Skater by that moniker in the future.

All he needs now is his co-star Megan Fox.

Good looking? Seriously?

In the immortal words of Dr. Cox:

"I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles; and you feel free to get this filled out whenever you want."

Everyone in this thread who has made a million dollars starring in movies raise your hand.

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OK: the rest of you can shut the fuck up. Would I prefer to see The Rock kicking ass and taking his place in the history of movies along side the Governator and John NcClane? Hell yes -- but if he's going to make shitty movies in the mean time, he should make movies like these where he makes his millions the easy way, and he gives me a chance to go to the movies with my kids and laugh with him at the utter irony with which he does this work.

BTW, he's the one who needs to be Namor when Marvel finally stops fucking around with the Fantastic Four and actually makes one decent movie which is adapted from the Comics.

And screw you, science-chick: the Tooth fairy gets by on fairy dust and happy thoughts. The wings are not designed by Leer.

the Tooth fairy gets by on fairy dust and happy thoughts.

The Tooth fairy is Tony Montana?

This is EXACTLY why men don't understand women.

Blowing things up is not necessarily "masturbation fodder" though I admit a manly throw down is pretty sexy. Also sexy? A manly man who is awesome with kids. It's even hotter because he HAS muscles and street cred from stuff like "Walking Tall".

Anyway, all I'm saying is that Mr. Darcy never blew anything up.

What-thefuck-ever. If they listen to me and get him to play Quinn when it's time on True Blood, all will be forgiven. At least in my book (the one with the dirty pictures).

"Anyway, all I'm saying is that Mr. Darcy never blew anything up."

"And the congregation said, "Amen.""

And I'll add a "Hallelujah."

OK,
so I am not a fan of anyone whose first name is a definite article, it is wee bit pretentious and retarded. That said, I thing Mr. The Rock here is crazy like a fox. By endearing himself to the kiddies and making films that will likely be the only G or PG rated film playing in the multiplex when it is released, he will guarantee tons of ticket sales to desperate visitation day parents and babysitters looking for ANYTHING to occupy the goddamn brats for a few hours. Also, The little tykes will grow up having been weaned on Rock teat, so when and if he ever gets a REAL movie career going, he will have a built in audience of childhood fans.

He may be a genius.

Lindsey (with an 'e', duh) you're a brilliant woman and I think you're on to the man's schemes. But I think he prefers it if you refer to him as "Dwayne Johnson." But that whole own-the-world-through-kids'-movies plan is brilliant and you should be applauded for recognizing his genius.

Kolby if they make him Quinn, then I might actually be attracted to him and that would annoy me because his plot is a total throw away any way. The real deal-breaker is who steps in as Alcide.

Actually Dustin, I would say that if Johnson keeps up with the family films he might need to turn in his GUY card and have his boyfriend come pick him up.

I'd still do him.

What in the fuck?!

Here ya go asshats, the plot according to IMDB.

A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player (Johnson) results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy.

That explains the skates, the hockey equipment, and the fact that the movies is called Tooth Fairy. I'm looking at you Fappy McFapper...

The Rock is so cute and hunky.

Wow, Fappy. When faced with logic like that it really is futile to argue with you. Can we start with the "I know you are but what am I's" now? Maybe a nap, it would appear to be well past your bed time.

Whew. Thanks for clearing that up. I loves me some snark, but flame wars not so much. I shudder to think of the HTML errors I would make if I knew how to use them.

Hockey-Player-as-Tooth-Fairy is kind of funny, you know. Since Hockey players famously have fucked up teeth, what with all the pucks to the face and all.
Signed,
Master of the Obvious

"All I'm saying is that Mr. Darcy never blew anything up."

Any moron with a death wish and access to a hardware store can blow stuff up - just check YouTube.

Mr. Darcy is a man who takes his responsibilities seriously. He is beloved by his employees and raises his little sister after their parents die. He defies the conventions and social norms of his time to ask the woman he loves to marry him. After she refuses him by basically telling him she hates him, her family is threatened with becoming outcasts, social ruination of which there is no equivalence today. He moves heaven and earth to save his beloved from such a fate and DOES NOT TELL HER HE'S DOING IT because he doesn't want her to feel beholden to him.

That, my friends, is hot.

(Being portrayed by Colin Firth doesn't hurt either.)

"Anyway, all I'm saying is that Mr. Darcy never blew anything up."

"And the congregation said, "Amen.""

And I'll add a "Hallelujah."

Yes, yes, and yes.

I do not think I've seen this depicted in such a way before. You actually have clarified this for me. Thank you!