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Sarah Palin to Appear on Leno, Read from Hand

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)



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After a 10 month layoff or so, Jay Leno is set to return to “The Tonight Show” after the Olympics, following his disastrous prime time television show. As expected in our ADD culture, the furor over the departure of Conan has already died down quite a bit, and things will likely return to normal over on “The Tonight Show.” The old folks who watch Jay don’t have enough life left to hold a grudge, and during Conan’s run, they probably kept wondering who that weird big-haired person was on their tubes while fretting about robots taking their medicine.

Leno has booked his first couple of weeks of guests, and though the names are big, they’re mostly folks that would appeal to Leno’s fanbase: I speak of Sarah Palin, of course (and after spending the last week in central Florida, I now understand the popularity of both Palin and Leno. I also got an eyeful of pro-life billboards and billboards encouraging Muslims to convert to Jesus. It’s a strange land, and not a place I hope to ever have to return to).

In addition to Palin, the other guests include the cast of “Jersey Shore,” Simon Cowell, Olympians Apolo Anton Ohno, Shaun White and Lindsey Vonn, Dakota Fanning, Brad Paisley, Avril Lavigne, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, Kim Kardashian, and Jamie Foxx.

This is the best that Leno could do? He couldn’t even scrape up a Jerry Seinfeld? Or a huge marquee guest? My guess is that the really big names in talk shows — Tom Hanks, Will Ferrell, Robin Williams, or even Brian Williams — don’t really want to be associated with Leno, at least until the Conan debacle is forgotten, which is to say: April.

Morgan Freeman and Jason Reitman are also set to appear, and those actually burn a little. Turncoats. Apparently, Will Ferrell is the only person who has suggested that he will not appear on Leno. I like Ferrell a little more now.

(Source: THR)

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Comments

It’s a strange land, and not a place I hope to ever have to return to

I'm not sure exactly what you are hoping for there.

And as much as I am entertained by Sarah Palin I refuse to watch Leno.

Posted by: EricD at February 23, 2010 4:20 PM

Having Sarah Palin in the same room with Jay Leno is going to have liberal leaning Conan fans burning with a white hot rage so pure that even with your eyes closed you can still vaguely see an outline and feel the warmth of it on your skin.

Posted by: Roaddog at February 23, 2010 4:21 PM

wow. i never thought there would ever be a reason while i was alive to like will ferrell on any level.
f leno & all his guests.
someone put a remake of leno's promo to 'creep' by radiohead.
vaguely amusing, but still hate looking at that fat head.

Posted by: gem at February 23, 2010 4:55 PM

aaaaaannnnddd the second i posted that comment i looked above & lo and behold-there it is.

Posted by: gem at February 23, 2010 4:57 PM

Sarah Palin, really? I'd make a crack about how he really has sold his soul, but it's actually a match made in heaven, when you think about it.

Posted by: tamatha at February 23, 2010 5:04 PM

Perhaps we'll get lucky and a space rock rock will fall on the studio during the Palin interview. Think how many problems that would solve all in one go....

Posted by: jbrader at February 23, 2010 5:09 PM

Does anyone else wish Sarah Palin would go home and shut the fuck up!!??

I mean, come on! YOU LOST!! BIG TIME!!! And did you really think we weren't going to catch those notes written on your hand?? We have HD tv's you stupid cow!!

First time poster. I feel better now.

Posted by: photon42 at February 23, 2010 5:12 PM

Bad1 + Bad2 = Grateful I don't own/watch television.

It's called the idiot box for a reason.

Posted by: Recondite at February 23, 2010 5:14 PM

Usually I find that people driving pretty, fast cars is quite pleasing. I admit that I even get kinda turned on by James May when he drives the gorgeous cars on Top Gear. But this did nothing for me. Testament to ugliness or douchiness?

Posted by: esme at February 23, 2010 5:17 PM

That Leno spot they keep running during the Olympics is just dripping with smug entitlement, like he's got some kind of mandate from God to host the 11:35 slot. "Get Back To Where You Once Belonged," my ass. Even Carson didn't think you belonged there, you prick.

You and Palin deserve each other. Paeans to sub-mediocrity, united at last.

Posted by: Tammy at February 23, 2010 5:30 PM

Boo on Leno. Boo on NBC.

That said, I will still be watching the Olympics, "The Office", and "30 Rock". And maybe "Law and Order" every once in a while. But that's it.

Posted by: Jelinas at February 23, 2010 5:36 PM

Look at that evil grin in that header picture. She wants to BITE you. SHE WANTS TO BITE YOU UNTIL SHE TEARS OFF HUGE HUNKS OF YOUR FLESH, ALL BLOODY AND WARM.

Posted by: Snuggiepants the Deathbringer at February 23, 2010 8:16 PM

He looks like a crescent moon, doesn't he?

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at February 23, 2010 9:39 PM

If the anger at reading a few notes off your hand during a speech is any indication, you all must absolutely despise people who use teleprompters to read a speech to 12 year olds...

Right?


Posted by: Some Guy at February 24, 2010 9:20 AM

My God that woman is corny-looking. Typical beauty-queen type who refuses to update her look. Messy bun + Frosted Brownie lipstick. Shiver.

Posted by: samantha t at February 24, 2010 10:30 AM

Funny story: I tried to load this page, and on the first try I received the message "Operation Aborted". I wonder what Sarah Palin would say should she have been in my shoes? My guess is she would have told the computer that God wanted it to push forward and complete the task at hand. Then she would have unloaded some buckshot into her computer and pissed on the remains. Just an educated guess here.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at February 24, 2010 10:51 AM

Sarah Palin to go home? Perish the thought! I want her to keep speaking her delusional hate-filled dreck to her delusional hate-filled audiences. I want the Tea Party to grow to the point where they actually believe themselves to be a legitimate force and split that right wing vote right down the middle in 2012. I really love the emergence of the baggers and Palin because they are too stupid to try to hide their racism and resentment of education so they have finally exposed the right's agenda for what it always was. Nobody is more terrified of them than the mainstream GOP because they have finally lifted the very thin veneer of civilization from that party.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 24, 2010 11:31 AM


















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