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The Supreme Court Set to Decide Whether Ryan Seacrest Has the Right to Call Randy Jackson a Motherf**ker on TV

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)



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Many of you may wonder why I frequently star out profanities, like f*ck, sh*t, c**k, and pu**y, and that’s because, over the years, we’ve lost a number of advertisers and advertising networks because of crude language. Really, it’s cost us a great deal of revenue. Now that most ad networks, like Google Adsense, even scan your page to (supposedly) deliver ads that are targeted towards a post’s content, profanities can even disable ads.

The Internet is free market. I have the First Amendment right to say anything I want in the language that I prefer, but advertisers have every right not to advertise on our pages, and readers have the same right to read Yahoo News, instead, where you’re less likely to run across a string of profanities or threats upon your life.

But you know who doesn’t have that right? Broadcast networks. Instead of allowing advertisers and viewers to decide what programs and what channels to watch or advertise on based on content and language, the FCC has prohibits the use of certain words or certain levels of sex and violence during certain times of the day, and this despite the fact that cable programming — which goes unregulated by the FCC — is allowed to air what it wants, when it wants.

But it doesn’t. Because the cablers are smart enough to know that kids may be watching in the afternoon, and airing sex and profanity at 4p.m. would likely get them in trouble, lose them viewers, and cost them advertisers. The bottom line rules all.

Cable vs. broadcast is outdated; these days, it’s all just TV. And a lot of the times, it’s not even that: It’s TV on Laptops or iPads or iPhones. So, why should the government restrict content on broadcast channels when it doesn’t restrict the same on cable? Nine out of ten households have cable, after all. It’s all just one big pot of televised garbage, and whether their dropping the F-Bombs or not, the Kardashians, Gosselins, and Real Housewives are still rotting your brains.

That’s the issue being taken up by the Supreme Court today: Should the FCC still have a role in policing the nation’s airwaves or whether its indecency regulations violate guarantees of free speech and due process? The Parents Television Council, and even the Obama Administration, is siding with the FCC, reasoning that broadcast is different and that parents rely on indecency regulations, and therefore the FCC should be able to fine the networks a half a million dollars if Cher drops an F-bomb during an awards show.

P*ppyc*ck.

Lift the restrictions, and what will happen? It’s not as though ABC will start airing porn at 8 p.m., because if they do, they will lose money. And no one likes to lose money. Moreover,
parents should dictate what kids can and cannot watch on television. Not the government (shouldn’t conservatives fall on this side of the issue, anyway?). Besides, it’s not as though the indecency regulations actually prevent profanities from being aired; They’re just bleeped (bleeped out F-bombs are up from 11 times in the first two weeks of 2005 to nearly 300 times in the first two weeks of 2010). What kid old enough to watch a show that bleeps out words doesn’t know what the bleeped word is? Not only that, many prime time shows manage to be just as crude by creatively working around the use of curse words, so it’s not like the FCC is actually preventing crude content. It’s just preventing less creative ways to talk about crude content.

How will the Supreme Court come down on this? I dunno: You’d imagine that the conservatives would come down on the side of less regulation, and that the liberals would come down on the side of free speech. It should be a no brainer.

But it never is, is it?


(Source: WaPo)









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Comments

So the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me

I totally agree with your assessment. I'm a parent and it's my job to raise my kids as I see fit so, in my opinion, the government can kindly go screw. Plus, most cable/satellite boxes that companies provide to their subscribers come with these things called parental controls. It allows parents to regulate what the children can view. If my kids want to watch something that's locked, they have to ask me, and then I decide if it's appropriate or not.

However all of this does require some effort on the parts of parents and we all know that it's just easier to let somebody else raise our children. This way, we have someone else to blame when Little Axl sees a pasties nip during a wholesome sporting event wherein the point is to violently separate a person from his legs. Never mind if he is exposed to a four letter word that he has already learned sixteen permutations for on the school playground.

Posted by: admin at January 10, 2012 11:53 AM

"You’d imagine that the conservatives would come down on the side of less regulation, and that the liberals would come down on the side of free speech."

True enough, but as always this decision will be run through the "Won't someone think of the children?" filter, so I don't see the Supreme Court eroding the FCCs power/responsibility to regulate the broadcast networks. And correct me if I'm wrong (I'm Canadian you see), but don't the US Supreme Court rulings result from interpreting the US Constitution? And the US Constitution doesn't grant unfettered rights, but only limits the governments ability to restrict your rights, such as free speech. It doesn't prevent advertisers from pulling spots, and it doesn't keep concerned parents from protesting when a performer grabs his d*ck during a performance on the "Today Show".

Posted by: Groundloop at January 10, 2012 11:57 AM

What's so wrong about saying fick, shot, cook and putty, Dustin??

Posted by: Bert at January 10, 2012 12:11 PM

The Parents Television Council, and even the Obama Administration, is siding with the FCC, reasoning that broadcast is different and that parents rely on indecency regulations

God dammit, fuck your kids*! I didn't tell you to have kids and I didn't tell you to buy a television. Fine, fine, you went and did both of those things. Let's regulate! I gotta live with these kids, so let's make sure they grow up with "good values". Lay it on me!

...you wanna what? No nudity, no "curse" words? That's it? I don't agree with that but I understand where you're coming from. But, I thought we were gonna forbid vapid programming that is completely devoid of substance. So you're OK with your kids growing up thinking this is acceptable, and even normal, behavior just so long as there is no nudity or "cursing"?

I can't wait for the future!

* - I got nothin' against kids. It's not their fault they were born.

Posted by: pissant at January 10, 2012 12:15 PM

I'm still trying to get past that photo of Randy Jackson. Is that really him or a photo of his wax figure? His skin looks so ... clear.

Posted by: Crystal O. at January 10, 2012 12:29 PM

Bert for the win.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 10, 2012 12:37 PM

May I make the assumption Mr. Rowles that you since you are ok with the market determining the acceptable level of profanity/nudity for a given media outlet, you also believe that the market should determine interest rates, the suitability of potential borrowers, the price of wind energy, executive compensation, teacher compensation, and the price of tea in China?

Or am I just making an ass out of you and me?

Posted by: Greedy at January 10, 2012 12:55 PM

You’d imagine that the conservatives would come down on the side of less regulation, and that the liberals would come down on the side of free speech. It should be a no brainer.

Well, they'd have to get over the horror of agreeing with each other first.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 10, 2012 1:02 PM

You’d imagine that the conservatives would come down on the side of less regulation

That's sweet.

Imagining that conservatives make decisions based on an internal moral code of ethics rather than the whims of narrow-minded egocentrics.

Sounds so optimistic.

Posted by: SBrown at January 10, 2012 1:16 PM

I for one enjoy the threats on my life. They make me feel like I'm worth something.

Posted by: =DocDoom1= at January 10, 2012 1:18 PM

I have never been able to understand why it is acceptable to show pretty horrific violence on american TV but not acceptable for anyone to say fuck in response to that violence. I take it from this the FCC is to blame.

Posted by: catagisreading at January 10, 2012 1:25 PM

Do the ad networks scan the comments? Because if so you're f*cked.

I kind of hate the asterisk-in-lieu-of-curse-vowels thing. It pains me in the same way as substituting the letter "u" for the word "you", which even Prince wasn't cool enough to pull off.

Spot on with the rest of it. Community standards should be set by the community (i.e. viewers & audiences) not the people who choose a career in the censorship business.

Posted by: Yossarian at January 10, 2012 1:45 PM

Yossarian...I once remedied the whole cursing thing when i was 14 or 15, on a camping trip with the boy scouts. Instead of cursing, which i did....like a sailor, and then experiencing the discipline end (push-ups, running laps around the camp, lugging water jugs, etc.) I decided to get semi-creative and just replaced every single cuss I wanted to say with the past tense of the verb "shit". It was genius. Everything was "...that shatting thing...shut your shatting face...shat your mother". No one could say i was cussing 1 - because some of them thought I was saying 'shad' and 2 - they weren't sure if 'shat' was even a word.

I smell a project. We need to come up with some Paji-cusses.

Posted by: PissBoy at January 10, 2012 3:59 PM

Son of a motherFassbender! These complainey Cumberbatches should go straight to Hendricks.

How's that for a Paji-cuss?

Posted by: Bert at January 10, 2012 4:50 PM

Ah, I can't send them to Hendricks, that'd be far too nice (and warm, and pillowy, and whisky-ey...).

I shall send them to Heigl instead.

Posted by: Bert at January 10, 2012 4:54 PM

The FCC is allowed to regulate content because the broadcast spectrum is considered to be a limited public resource, and because it's part of the community and not a private thing, community standards apply.

So the only way I could see this being successfully challenged is if the Supreme Court could be convinced that people get their entertainment from so many areas that the limitations on the broadcast spectrum don't matter anymore. Not to mention the selling of part of that spectrum for use by cellphone companies.

Posted by: e at January 10, 2012 5:22 PM

Bert, "Fick" is German and means the same as "Fuck" (although it's not a verb. That would be "ficken"). Funny how language works, eh?

The differences between Germany and the US in this respect are funny, too. You can use profantities in daytime TV as much as you want (Hell, the kids learn the words anyway by listening to adults). Sex is more regulated, but naked boobs can be seen occasionally in daytime tv as well. The later the evening, the steamier the program.

On the other hand, violence is censored. I've never watched an uncut version of Die Hard until recently, for example. There are different versions of the same movie for showing in the afternoon, after 20 pm, after 22 pm and after midnight. Some stations show the same movie twice, one cut without the more gruesome scenes, and then the uncut or less-cut version right after the first one.

As I understand it, there is no such policy in the US.

Remains the question: What is more harmful for kids? Showing nakedness and sex or showing how people dismember one another?

Posted by: FabMax at January 10, 2012 7:44 PM

FabMax makes a great point. I will never understand why a naked human body (we've all got one!) or an occasional four-letter word (we all know them!) is more vulgar / offensive than seeing people shot to death with machine guns. You can have a PG-13 killing spree, but if you say "fuck" more than twice or show a pair of breasts, GOD FORBID THE CHILDREN BE EXPOSED.

I would be thrilled if the FCC stopped shoving their regulations down the networks' throats. I think a lot of network shows would feel more realistic if they were given more slack. Can you imagine a show like Homeland on ABC? It would be five times less effective, easily. And shows like Always Sunny couldn't exist if cable were subject to the same standards of "decency." My only concern is for the kids whose parents are a bit prudish (okay, that's maybe an unfair judgment, but come on ...) and who wouldn't be allowed to watch shows like 30 Rock or Modern Family if they weren't PG-rated. I grew up watching Seinfeld, for example, and it shaped my sense of humor significantly; I am so glad my parents let me watch it. If George dropped an occasional f-bomb, they might have been more reticent and I would have been stuck watching Disney Original Movies until age twelve.

I guess I've just never really gotten why certain words are considered so offensive that they could be conceived as actually harmful to society or to impressionable minds. Especially when there are euphemisms for all of them that carry an identical meaning. What impact could the word "shit" have that "crap" couldn't? Is a child more likely to become a violent criminal if she hears "we're fucked" instead of "we're screwed"? It really baffles me.

Posted by: Colin at January 10, 2012 8:49 PM

I'm with FabMax (geographically and socio-culturally).
In terms of Pajibacussin' I love "to Heigl with it" and would further suggest the collowing:
Tatum it!
Bielish
Michaelbayer! (or michaelbayin')
more suggestions may follow with increased coffee-intake...

Posted by: cinekat at January 11, 2012 4:39 AM

"Go straight to Heigl" is sheer genius.

Posted by: Craig at January 11, 2012 9:57 AM

Or am I just making an ass out of you and me?

You're half right.

A couple of years ago, I drove to my home town to visit my family for Thanksgiving. We always celebrated the holiday at my maternal grandmother's house, so that's the first place I headed (this was the night before the holiday, not that that matters). Now, my grandmother is well into her 90s (I believe she was 96 at the time), so naturally her hearing isn't the best. As a result, her TV is usually at a volume sufficient to be heard over a nuclear explosion.

When I walked into the house, my family were all sitting in the living room, talking and watching a Law & Order marathon (I think it was L&O: Everybody Gets Raped). So I'm greeting my family, excited about the celebration and food to come the next day, and only sort of half paying attention to the TV. Suddenly, this deathly screaming erupts from the show, so I turn my full attention to the episode to see what all the fuss could be.

From what I could glean about the episode, the lead actress was undercover in a women's prison because a guard had been accused of raping multiple inmates. Apparently Boss Rapesalot had set his sights on our heroine, and was chasing her through some disused or under construction portion of the prison, all while she screamed bloody murder (which I imagine the editors of that show have on a constant loop). Terrifying, and no child appropriate at all.

This was followed up by an episode in which a promising young musician was killed...after being sodomized by a violin bow. Which fact they repeated multiple times:

Cop 1: "What's the cause of all the trauma?"
M.E.: "She was sodomized with a violin bow."

ADA: "Are we holding back any facts from the press?"
DA: "That she was sodomized with a violin bow."

Cop's Kid: "Ooh, Mad Libs! She was ______(past tense verb) with a ___________(compound noun)."
Cop: "..."

And this on one of the most popular shows in the country. But yes, clearly Janet Jackson's bejeweled boob or Cher's f-bomb are the real threats to the kids.

Posted by: JustBill at January 11, 2012 2:19 PM