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The Sound of Music: Live Has a Poster and It's Coming to Eat Your Soul Through Your Nostrils

By Courtney Enlow | Trade News | September 17, 2013 | Comments ()


Normally, I wouldn’t express an opinion on this. I’d actually, at least in secret, watch it and enjoy it. It’s got Laura Benanti and Audra McDonald! Stephen Moyer’s in it, too, because why the shit not.

But…this poster.

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…What’s happening here? Like, there’s so much wrong, but I’m having trouble pinpointing it. I think…I think it’s her eyes.

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Yes. It’s her eyes. Her eyes and her smile. It’s the uncanny valley and I want to climb back up, for the love of god, pull me back up. I think she’s dead. POKE HER WITH A STICK.

How do you solve a problem like Maria? Evidently, you embalm her, stuff her, stick her on a mountain and call it a day. Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo.



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