The Sexiest Woman Alive In a BDSM Movie? OK!
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The Sexiest Woman Alive In a BDSM Movie? OK!

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | October 11, 2012 | Comments ()


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1) I had to look up BDSM (it's bondage/discipline, dominance/submission, as well as sadomasochism), the 2) BDSM movie in question is E.L. James' Fifty Shades of Gray, which is obviously trashy literature (but very popular among people who have not discovered Internet porn!), 3) I finally looked up the plot description of the novel, only to learn that the sexy 22-year-old college student who is into BDSM, Anastasia, conveniently works in a hardware store, which provoked roars of laughter, 4) the sexy 22 year old is also a virgin who agrees to sign a non-disclosure contract before having sex with the lead character, Christian Grey, who is famous; it happens after she's introduced to the BDSM room by Grey, obviously; 5) the rub in the book comes over whether the 22-year-old Ana will sign a contract agreeing to a non-romantic BDSM relationship; she is reluctant because there is the potential of a romantic relationship, 6) she realizes the two are incompatible after he beats her with a belt; and 7) I think I might have broken my brain stem reading the plot description.

But yes: I would watch the crap out of that movie. What am I, a eunuch?

Anyway, Mila Kunis is apparently up for the lead, according to this news report I just found. Also a possibility: Emma Watson and Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling (will never do it) is also in contention for the male lead, along with Ian Somerhalder (who wouldn't blink before accepting).

Kelly Marcel ("Terra Nova") has been tapped to pen the screenplay. Here's a GIF of Mila Kunis ... having her feet tickled.


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