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The Only Reason Not to Watch Sarah Palin's New TLC Docu-Series Is If You Hate Freedom

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | October 20, 2010 | Comments ()


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How did I just find out about this? Sarah Palin has a new documentary series on TLC, which debuts on November 14th. It's about bears and skiing, and probably machine gunning to death moose from a helicopter, and about keeping your daughters away from boys until they get knocked up, and then it's about forcing them to get married to keep the squeaky clean family image alive.

Seriously: It looks as though the whole crazy clan will participate in the doc, although the only time you'll see Bristol in the trailer is in a family shot near the end, and of course, she's way back in the rear, so not to remind you of the shame she brought on the family. That reminds me: If you haven't heard Ben Folds' new album, lyrics written by Nick Hornby, you ought at least give a listen to Levi Johnson's Blues. It is fan-fucking-tastic.

Here's the television advert for Sarah Palin's series, Alaska. I don't know if this, or that fake Eli Roth Clown trailer is more terrifying.



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