By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)
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Posted by: Rykker at September 30, 2010 9:07 AM
I feel bad for the construction guys working on his dick.
Posted by: Kballs at September 30, 2010 9:07 AM
I saw the top portion of the poster and just shook my head.
Then I saw that I was on the Pajiba "like" Facebook thingy. I'm popular!
Posted by: vdo86 at September 30, 2010 9:09 AM
In 3D?
"It feels almost JUST LIKE my eyes are being molested by a barrage of tack!!!"
Oh wait...
Posted by: Camilla at September 30, 2010 9:10 AM
Yeah - are giant zombie cyborgs really what this franchise needs?
Posted by: kevin_m at September 30, 2010 9:26 AM
Come on. Those scaffolds are REALLY far away from the statue.
Maybe that's the elaborate death trap: "build a huge statue of me and don't fall and die while welding." This series IS getting lazy...
Posted by: ShagearedVillain at September 30, 2010 9:49 AM
How about: because there's no way it's actually the final Saw film?
Posted by: bathoz at September 30, 2010 9:52 AM
The Final Chapter, huh? Yeah, I've never heard that before.
Posted by: superasente at September 30, 2010 9:53 AM
In all honesty, I... just don't get it.
Posted by: RobP at September 30, 2010 9:54 AM
Definitive, or more anti-Saw propaganda? I'm not expecting it to be any good, either, but at least I'm willing to acknowledge they're trying, even if the director was brought kicking and screaming into the project after it already started filming.
Listen. I tried Party Down for you people. I gave it 1.5 episodes on Netflix Instant before I couldn't take it anymore. I learned to love, not resent, the popularity of Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog. I even got hooked on The Guild in some weird backwoods path brought on by people crushing on Felicia Day. I at least try to extend the olive branch once in a while.
Next you'll tell me that Squintface horror film is a Monday review because no one wants to see it any sooner.
Ok. That's a bad example. You win this round, Rowles.
Disclaimer: I love Pajiba, even the horror-hatred. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy that smart people at least try to explain why they hate what I love versus the usual "oh my [latest web trend], horror sucks!" reviews that overpopulate the world wide webiverse.
Posted by: Robert at September 30, 2010 10:10 AM
The boys at Starfleet Shipyards must be getting bored. Last year they built the U.S.S. Enterprise, this year the U.S.S. Jigsaw is looking a little haggard. Guess the foreman is slacking. Build one little ship that saves the galaxy and you think you can dial in a vanity project.
Is he going to be lactating sparks from his moobs in the movie too? They seem to be spontaneously leaking fiery shrapnel without welders.
Posted by: bleujayone at September 30, 2010 10:11 AM
How does Jigsaw get a fucking statue?
Ain't that some bullshit.
Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 30, 2010 11:37 AM
I sure hope that chopper is not flying in his penis.
Posted by: HoJu at September 30, 2010 12:01 PM
Are they building a giant Robert Mitchum to battle the giant Michael Jackson? Because that would be NO contest.
"Leaning... leaning...."
Posted by: pk at September 30, 2010 1:05 PM
This makes absofuckinglutely no sense. None. The poster itself is cool, I guess, but what the fuck? Didn't the guy die like, six times already? Why's his face stuck in an expression of lameness? He looks high. Robots? Trojan Horse? Why's his belly all empty? I don't get...
HOLY FUCKWICH, IS HE A ROCK-EM SOCK-EM FROM THE OTHER RETARDIPATED MOVIE THAT'S COMING OUT THAT NOBODY'S GOING TO SEE BECUASE IT'S FUCKING STUPID LIKE THE MONOPOLY ONE AND THE BATTLESHIP ONE AND DERP-DE-DOO?
Jesus. I'm glad I grew up when I did. When the children born today are my age, they'll have suffered the traumatic effects of 3D-related tumors, never known the joy of seeing a film in a theater without cell phones, and this? This piece of shit? It'll be considered a classic...
I need some bourbon.
Sincerely,
me.
Posted by: Skitz at September 30, 2010 1:43 PM
Skitz, that sounded entirely too grounded to be you.
You'd best be chuggin' the fuck outta that there Bourbon, Son.
Posted by: Rykker at September 30, 2010 3:06 PM
Corcovado has gone waaaay downhill.
Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at September 30, 2010 6:26 PM
Okay I will! It looks like I'm the only person I know who is ready and willing to see this. Oh well.
Posted by: Candy at September 30, 2010 6:49 PM
Wait.. what? I don't get it. (Early morning coffee fail.)
Posted by: Shobhna at October 1, 2010 1:32 AM
The 3D-motion eyeball was better, and a sorry waste of a cool poster on a gone-to-crap franchise.