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The Mystery And Excitement Of First Looks: New Images From Tintin, Soderbergh's Haywire, And (FINALLY) Cabin In The Woods

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There’s something bizarre about the idea that people get excited over a single image from a movie, and yet, I admit that I sometimes do. A few images from a smattering of films have appeared over the past few days, and some of them are quite intriguing. Ready?

First off, is a new image from the Peter Jackson produced, Steven Spielberg directed The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, a film that is sort of an odd choice — the Tintin books aren’t particularly well-known in the US, although I read a few of them as a child when I was in South Africa. Regardless, it’s another performance-capture film, and those tend to creep me the fuck out for some reason. Here’s a clear look at Tintin (voiced by Jamie Bell) and his faithful hound Snowy.

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Yeah, doesn’t really do much for me either.

Next is a film that does get me going, and not just because it stars the uber-hot (and literally quite dangerous) Gina Carano, most well known for being a professional MMA fighter (and for being uber-hot). The film is directed by Steven Soderbergh, which is an event I’m always excited for — even Soderbergh’s failures are incredibly interesting. Here’s the very brief plot synopsis:

After she is betrayed on a mission in Barcelona, freelancing Covert Operative Mallory Kane (Carano) is forced to protect her family and go after those who betrayed her.

Soderbergh’s been taking gambles on new actors recently, most recently in his unfortunately dull The Girlfriend Experience, starring adult film star Sasha Grey. This one’s got a mixed bag of a cast as well, including Antonio Banderas, Michael Douglas, Bill Paxton, Ewan McGregor, Michael Fassbender (easy, Joanna), Charming Potato, and Michael Angarano. Here’s the pic:

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Yup, that’s a woman with a gun, alright. Here, these may be a bit more to your taste:

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That, in case you’re wondering, is Carano handing McgGegor his ass like a hat. I must say, it’s refreshing to see a movie about a female badass who actually looks like a badass, and not a stick-thin chick edited to look that way (*cough*AngelinaJolieInSalt*cough*).

Finally, we’ve got the first image from a movie I was beginning to think would never see the light of day, Drew Goddard’s Cabin In The Woods. The film, which Goddard (who wrote Cloverfield) co-wrote with Joss Whedon, was completed in 2009 and has sat on a shelf while the mess over at MGM sorted itself out. Unfortunately, it was also converted in post-production to 3D, which is never a good thing, so let’s hope a 2D version is released as well, because post-3D routinely sucks balls. Anyway, the film is supposedly a twist on the “young people trapped in a cabin and horrible hijinks ensue” and is supposed to be quite tongue-in-cheek.

What’s most surprising is that it’s been moldering in MGM’s basement for this long, and yet very little is known about it. Anyway, here’s one of the stars, Chris Hemsworth. The film also stars Kristen Connolly, Anna Hutchinson, Fran Kanz, Jesse Williams, Bradley Whitford, and Richard Jenkins.

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Not much going on there, other than the realization that Hemsworth is a fucking giant.









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Comments

Is she going to butt rape that dude? Is Michelle Rodriguez cast is in it?
These are the things I need to know.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 7, 2011 4:35 AM

a film that is sort of an odd choice — the Tintin books aren’t particularly well-known in the US

Because it's all about America; the rest of the world counts for nothing when it comes to a film's success...*roll eyes*

Posted by: cockroach at July 7, 2011 6:52 AM

Gina Carano looks great in those stills. Please tell me she kicks the crap out of Charming Potato. You can also throw the Charlie's Angels movies into the realm of allegedly ass kicking women who just don't look the part.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at July 7, 2011 8:45 AM

That wetsuit makes Carano look beefy as hell. She should take it off.

Posted by: Kballs at July 7, 2011 8:53 AM

Does the shot from Cabin look like an exact takeout from The Evil Dead to anyone else?

Posted by: OlorinGrayhame at July 7, 2011 9:06 AM

She looks THICK. I dont mean that in a bad way.

Posted by: logan at July 7, 2011 9:43 AM

it’s refreshing to see a movie about a female badass who actually looks like a badass, and not a stick-thin chick edited to look that way (*cough*AngelinaJolieInSalt*cough*).

(*cough*ZoeSaldanaInColombiana*cough*)

Gina looks like she can seriously mess u up but there's a reason John Cena bombed in The Marine.

still hoping for a lady to pull a 'Matt Damon'. Take a nerdy but good actress, bulk her up, train her and unleash a true female Bourne on us.

i miss Carrie Anne Moss (circa Disturbia).

Posted by: haplo at July 7, 2011 9:57 AM

You wrote "Freelance Covert Operative Mallory Kane", but all I draw from that is the mental image of Mallory Archer and Lana Kane in catsuits!

Not that I'm complaining!

Posted by: MurderBot at July 7, 2011 10:32 AM

Now that we're mentioning it, Aisha Tyler as a kick-ass spy in a live-action movie would be pretty cool.

Or Naomi Campbell. We know she can kick ass.

Posted by: Slash at July 7, 2011 10:59 AM

It's got Ewan McGregor?

Seeing it.

Posted by: ChristianH at July 7, 2011 11:06 AM

I don't think that's Ewan McGregor in those pictures. Not that I have spent a lot of time studying his face or anything. Nope.

Posted by: gelis at July 7, 2011 11:30 AM

My question is, re:Haywire, how hard was it for her to learn to pull her punches? I mean, MMA is about beating your opponent to a pulp, but you definitely don't want your hits to land--especially by a professional!

And AMEN to her looking like she can actually kick ass.

Posted by: tamatha at July 7, 2011 11:59 AM

Maybe I'm overthinking this, but a woman who looks like she can kick a man's ass up his windpipe, and has been tracking him down for ages in order to kick said ass, probably doesn't have the time to sit in a beauty chair for 8 hours straight to have her hair cornrowed.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 7, 2011 12:15 PM

Mmm hmm. That lady's got some meaty thighs. I love a woman with meaty thighs.

Excuse me. I have to ...um, something something bunk locking bathroom something masturbate. BRB.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at July 7, 2011 12:59 PM

1. Tin Tin looks like shit and I'm going right back to my stance where the thing doesn't exist. Like that 4th Indiana Jones movie everyone keeps saying happened but I know is only in their sick, twisted imaginations.

2. Fuck Steven Soderbergh.

3. I hope Hemsworth takes his shirt off a lot.

Posted by: Figgy at July 7, 2011 1:05 PM

AvB we have something else in common. A love of thick thighs.

Posted by: logan at July 7, 2011 1:13 PM

Tin Tin looks like shit, yes.

I'm sorry, but those shots of Gina? First of all, anyone who fires an uzi like that is going to get the butt of her gun tattooed across her face and a broken nose to match. She looks like a 12 year old playing with toy guns. Second, those supposedly hot shots of her kicking a small man's ass look like Kong Kardashian rushing the buffet line. She doesn't look "hot thick", she looks like they squoze her into the neoprene like those stockings they make Hooters girls wear to hide the cellulite.

Posted by: Protoguy at July 7, 2011 1:43 PM

I think I want to make out with that Gina Carano woman. But I'm afraid of her. This will make the making out hotter.

Posted by: Nadine at July 7, 2011 2:23 PM

Has Carano gotten...bigger? I'm not saying she looks bad. I just thought she was always on par with Kyra Gracie in the hot body/kick your fucking teeth in category.

(*cough*AngelinaJolieInSalt*cough*)
I love you for that.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 7, 2011 5:11 PM

Oh. . .sh*t. . .I'm late.

FAAAAAASSSSSSBEEEEEEEEENNNNDEEERRRRRRRRRRR

Posted by: Joanna Robinson at July 7, 2011 5:38 PM

Aisha Tyler does play a kickass spy in the live action XIII series on in France and Canada...

Posted by: Adam C at July 7, 2011 6:06 PM

Protoguy its a Mac not an Uzi and its meant to be fired that way. If you ever fired a fully automatic small caliber pistol you would understand why.........unless you just like firing wildly and hope you hit something also I have watched her train in vegas and she would most def crush you like a kardashian at a buffet line.

Posted by: gilp at July 11, 2011 11:44 PM

Glip, Proto's right, that's a Mini-(or Micro, she might be small) Uzi, not an MAC. MAC's are boxy. She appears to be using the stock correctly.

Posted by: AmbroseKalifornia at July 15, 2011 6:25 PM