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"Do You Know Where You Are? This Is Homicide!"

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (33)



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As I mentioned a little while ago, the new fall season is upon us. And yes, as usual, most of the new shows look middling-to-terrible. But there are a few that show some potential, if not promise, and I’ll definitely be tuning in to at least give them a fighter’s chance. You will notice a complete lack of comedies on this list, because I don’t think any of the new comedies look good at all (yes, even GOB and Felicity’s “Running Wilde” looks like crap). Not many of the dramas look great, either, but I had to go with five so, here you go, the one show I’m really looking forward to, and the four other shows I’m least not looking forward to.

5. Detroit 1-8-7 (premieres on September 21 at 10 p.m. on ABC). Yes, yes, we all continually rail against the fact that most new shows tend to be about lawyers, doctors or cops. And we’re right to do so. But that doesn’t mean you don’t get a good one now and again. And this one looks decent, as I understand it’s going to focus a little less on the procedural whodunit and a bit more on all the other drama that comes from being a homicide detective. Plus, it’s got Michael Imperioli, who was mustachedly fantastic as a cop in the clumsy “Life on Mars” retread. The show’s exec producer, David Zabel, was responsible for the dying years of “ER,” and has some “Dark Angel” and “JAG” under his belt, so this show could quickly turn into a melodramatic shitshow, but I’m willing to give it a shot.

Ok, the “do you know where you are … this is homicide,” worries me. But the pickings are slim folks, so if I’ve got to anticipate five shows, this is one of them.

4. No Ordinary Family (premieres on September 28 at 8 p.m. on ABC). Regular folks get super powers. Fool me once, shame on “Heroes.” Fool me twice, shame on me. And yet, with Michael Chiklis and Romy Malco, I’m going to try it out. Sure, it’s also got Julie Benz, last seen happily staining a bathtub, and this clip doesn’t give us much to go on while also managing to look rather schlocky, but I can’t help myself. Deep down, I’m still putting boards in plastic and sliding the long and narrow white box back into my closet (them be nerdy comic book storage references for those of you blessed not to know of such things), and I can’t help but at least give it a chance.

3. Lone Star (premieres September 20 at 8 p.m. on Fox). Many folks said this was the best network pilot to be seen over the spring and summer (to be fair, “The Nine” had this honor a few years back and managed to fail miserably). And it’s a premise with some potential — the show is about a con man who has two identities and two families, and shit is starting to close in on him because, you know, it’s easier said than done to juggle two women and two lives. “Lone Star” could quickly get convoluted, particularly given Fox’s track record when it come to soapy drama, but I’m intrigued.

2. The Event (premieres on September 20 at 8 p.m. on NBC). This show has no business being good, what with it being the latest in a long line of Lostian serials with lots of questions, not to mention the fact that it’s about a big government conspiracy, which AMC’s “Rubicon” is already doing good things with. But I love me some Zeljko Ivanek and Blair Underwood, and there’s just enough here to tempt me. I have a sneaking suspicion it’s going to turn into a steaming pile, but as with the previous three, I’m trying to remain open minded and give it the benefit of the doubt.

1. Boardwalk Empire (premieres on September 19 at 8 p.m. on HBO). I really tried, though I wasn’t explicitly saying so, to keep both of my lists focused on network TV. But I am looking forward to “Boardwalk Empire” more than any show in quite some time. I have been for a while, as I suspect many of you have been too, and now that many a review have come down to say it’s as good as I hoped, I’m even more stoked. I have to admit to being torn when it comes to Prohibition. On the one hand, I like the sauce, so the notion of illegal booze burns me to my core. On the other hand, my great grandfather was a bootlegger, so I may very well own my being, to some extent, to Prohibition. But none of that matters when you’ve got Steve Buscemi, Kelly Macdonald and Michael K. Williams double fisting guns, does it? I’m fucking giddy.









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Comments

Of all the new network shows starting this Fall, the only one that interests me more than "Meh" is Undercovers.

Even that only scores a "Meh + 1"

Posted by: ChristianH at September 15, 2010 3:07 PM

No love for The Walking Dead...?

Posted by: scuttlebug at September 15, 2010 3:11 PM

I'm with scuttlebug.

For me, The Walking Dead is the EASILY the most anticipated new this fall.

Posted by: Dangerous Dave at September 15, 2010 3:16 PM

No love for The Walking Dead...?

^This.

Also, no love for the new Sherlock that will be hitting PBS? I mean, I know it's already hit BBC and is readily available to anyone with flexible ethics regarding piracy, but still...

Posted by: Lennon at September 15, 2010 3:18 PM

Walking Dead! Walking Dead! Walking Dead!

So, I've seen many ads - print and on TV - for this "Lone Star" just in the last week. The ads are saying "It's gritty and dramatic and the second coming and good as any cable show etc. etc." But from the peeks we're given, it looks... meh. He's a con man. He has two families. Jon Voight is in it. So the fuck what?

Posted by: MM at September 15, 2010 3:19 PM

Thrice voice for "Walking Dead."

But, since I've been overwhelmingly inundated with the new ABC Prime promos since I have to listen and look at them all day at work, I am kinda looking forward to "Detroit 1-8-7" and "No Ordinary Family." Chiklis is cool, and fuck you, I like Julie Benz.

Posted by: Rykker at September 15, 2010 3:23 PM

Well, I was third in line when I started typing.

Posted by: Rykker at September 15, 2010 3:25 PM

I'm interested in Walking Dead, but if I had to choose between that and Boardwalk Empire, it's a no brainer. Buscemi all the way.

Posted by: Xtreme at September 15, 2010 3:26 PM

I saw the sneak preview for No Ordinary Family and looked fun. Not deathly serious which is what helped kill Heroes

Posted by: Adam C at September 15, 2010 3:28 PM

Having seen "Lone Star" via the free preview/download that TiVo offered last week, I can say that it was really good. The main guy (don't remember character names yet, and he has two, anyway) is charming as hell, and looks like a combination of Kyle Chandler, Danny Futterman, and Scott Speedman. There was also a lot (too much) of good indie rock. Granted, there have been some good pilots that end up being bad shows (e.g. Studio 60) but this has potential. Kind of a cross between a non-cheesy Dallas and the double life parts of the early years of Alias.

Posted by: Sarah at September 15, 2010 3:32 PM

^ I meant to say "(too much?)". Not for me, I love that shit, but it may have started to seem gratuitous by the end.

Posted by: Sarah at September 15, 2010 3:33 PM

I'm interested in Walking Dead, but if I had to choose between that and Boardwalk Empire, it's a no brainer. Buscemi all the way.

But why, why would you have to choose? Why not BOTH??

So, in actually *reading* the blurbs, I see that Seth says he tried to focus on network TV. (Thus, no Walking Dead.) But seriously, if you're going to make an exception for Boardwalk Empire, then you may as well just let the floodgates open, knock that other junk out of the way, and give us our Walking Dead!!

Posted by: MM at September 15, 2010 3:36 PM

Hey, as I just posted on the worst shows thread, Egg from "This Life" is the sheriff in Walking Dead so for eye candy alone I would say it's worth giving it a chance.

Posted by: PaddyDog at September 15, 2010 3:38 PM

Fortunately for me, MM, I have a DVR. So there won't be any choosing, except for 'both'.

Posted by: Xtreme at September 15, 2010 3:57 PM

Wow - I have been pegging "No Ordinary Family" as unwatchable since 1st seeing the commercials.

As for The Event, I am opposed to it just because of the ultra annoying animated popup ads smacked across 1/2 the screen of other shows. My daughters have been loving the America's Got No Talent show this week because of Prince Poppycock & the littlest opera princess. This show is, not surprisingly, littered with all kinds of ads, both subtle & obnoxious.

By the way, the other show they love lately is WipeOut, which I must say is a darn fun 1/2 hour of face plants & crotch shots. It's probably just a temporary thing though. I mean, how many times can we watch the same contortionist back flips or nose-breaking face flops before it's not funny? (I know....a hellofalot. it's the American way)

Posted by: IneptFake at September 15, 2010 3:59 PM

IneptFake, I also watch WipeOut on occasion purely for the schadenfreude. Sometimes you just need to laugh at someone smashing their face into a giant rubber ball as they plummet into water for their 15 minutes.

Posted by: KatSings at September 15, 2010 4:21 PM

FUCK The Event! I can't think of a more annoying ad campaign that's happened in quite some time.

Posted by: Will at September 15, 2010 4:26 PM

AND...WipeOut makes heavy use of the phrase "Big Balls"

what's not to love?

Posted by: IneptFake at September 15, 2010 4:30 PM

I'm sure Wipeout is fun and all, but it ain't no MXC.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at September 15, 2010 5:02 PM

Dear Seth,
Remember a few years ago when I was still lurking and facebook quizzes were the thing (or at least they were for 11th graders)? Well back then I took a quiz entitled "Which Pajiba Writer Are You?" and got the answer "You are Seth Freilich!" And ever since then I've liked you. Not that I wouldn't like you anyway, but I always thought you were cool, because a random quiz (I don't even remember the questions) said we were alike.
Then today, I read this:
Julie Benz, last seen happily staining a bathtub
All I have to say is: You SUCK. Some of us have neither TVs nor free time. Some of us were saving that for winter break!If I were that type of person, I would be typing ridiculous numbers of angry emoticons.

Posted by: esme at September 15, 2010 5:12 PM

Walking Dead echo echo echo.

Posted by: TL at September 15, 2010 5:19 PM

Wipeout is just flat-out hilarious sometimes. Yeah, it gets old pretty quick but it's strangely comforting after a grueling work day. I'd actually be willing to try it because some of the stuff just looks fun to do.

Posted by: figgy at September 15, 2010 6:26 PM

Walking Dead. already planning walking dead night getogethers.

Posted by: idleprimate at September 15, 2010 6:59 PM

Mentally swapping LoneStar for The Walking Dead and Detroit 187 for Ridealong...

There. I now totally concur.

Posted by: Parker at September 15, 2010 7:00 PM

While I'm not defending the TV Whore, Esme, you must have heard something about S4 of Dexter already if that statement makes any sense to you.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at September 15, 2010 7:07 PM

Walking Dead. That is all.

BTW, the on demand box we have here has a pretty funny Walking Dead promo called Zombie School. It shows how the actors were trained to act like zombies. It's probably the true story of how TK started his army.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at September 15, 2010 7:11 PM

Damn, Pajibans love zombies, don't they?

Sigh. I must be home.

Posted by: MM at September 15, 2010 7:15 PM

This would be my list:

Dead
Dead
Dead
Boardwalk
Dead

Posted by: the_wakeful at September 15, 2010 9:50 PM

Detroit 1-8-7 gets auto-failed for using the CA Penal Code for murder for a show in Michigan. My disbelief can be suspended only so far.

Posted by: Really at September 16, 2010 2:52 AM

Detroit 1-8-7 gets auto-failed for using the CA Penal Code for murder for a show in Michigan.

Ouch. I hadn't realized that. That is kinda weak.

However, browsing through the wispy interwebs reveals that 1-8-7, while officially only applicable in CA, has been adopted on a wider scale, thanks gangsta rap, as a slang term for murder, just as 5-0 is used as slang for "police."

Detroit MCL750.316-329a is a little cumbersome, so I guess they decided to stick with the pop culture reference.

Posted by: Rykker at September 16, 2010 8:07 AM

I'm sorry, but Lone Star has to be the worst series name ever.

Or am I the only person who can't read it without hearing Rick Moranis saying, "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"??

Posted by: Hot Mother at September 16, 2010 11:26 AM

Nikita hasn't been ALL bad, so far. I'm kinda digging it. I see I'm not alone in my rabid impatience for The Walking Dead. I'm hoping Detroit 1-8-7 delivers mild entertainment, at least.

Posted by: Jason at September 17, 2010 12:07 PM

Having seen "Lone Star" via the free preview/download that TiVo offered last week, I can say that it was really good. The main guy (don't remember character names yet, and he has two, anyway) is charming as hell, and looks like a combination of Kyle Chandler, Danny Futterman, and Scott Speedman. There was also a lot (too much) of good indie rock. Granted, there have been some good pilots that end up being bad shows (e.g. Studio 60) but this has potential. Kind of a cross between a non-cheesy Dallas and the double life parts of the early years of Alias.

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