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The Daily Trade Round-Up / The TV Whore
Feb. 5, 2008

Trade News | February 6, 2008 | Comments (84)


While not nearly as perfect as last season, “Friday Night Lights” is still paying off to those of us bothering to watch (this week’s episode, depressing as hell, was particularly strong). But get it while you can, as NBC’s head honcho Ben Silverman has all but acknowledge that it’s as dead as a zombie without access to precious braaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiins — Silverman says he loves the show, but that nobody is watching it. And you know what that means. But don’t worry, because there’s a new comedy on NBC’s horizon to take all your woes away. “The Man of Your Dreams” stars Michael Trucco (Anders on “Battlestar Galactica”) as a “cad” who helps chicks find the man … of their dreams. The network has greenlit the pilot to go into production as soon as the WGA strike is put to bed, and it’s added Constance Zimmer (Dana Gordon on “Entourage”) to play Trucco’s wedding-planner sister, and Justina Machado (Federico’s wife on “Six Feet Under”) to play her business partner. Oh, and there’s another chick who plays the always fresh Star Wars geek. See? Who needs quality TV like “Friday Night Lights” when there’s even better quality like this waiting in the wings?

Speaking of the strike, you may have heard by now that there’s hope on the horizon. Late last week, word leaked out that the parties had agreed to some contract terms, and while the WGA was quick to tell folks not to put the cart before the horse, things certainly seem to be leaning in that direction, particularly given the fact that many think next month is when the movie studios would start feeling the crunch on their 2009 slate. The most recent sign that we may be nearing the end is that the WGA West has set a general membership meeting for this Saturday night to discuss the tentative deal which it now acknowledges, and it looks like they could actually be voting on a draft contract that night. So baited breath, people, as we’re hopefully in the home stretch.

The question you may be asking yourself is, “what would this mean for my favorite little TV show?” The answer … who knows? The networks could certainly decide to scrap the rest of this season, and simply start production early on next season, particularly given the lack of depth in terms of pilots and potential new shows (not to mention the possible uncertainty of the actors come June 30, if SAG doesn’t give a quick thumbs-up to any WGA deal). But I suspect we’ll see new episodes this season, because the networks will want to get back on the horse, get viewers back, and make some May sweeps ad money. And networks execs are saying that it should take about three to four weeks from the start of production for new sticom episodes to hit the air, and four to six weeks for the dramas, which means we could have new shows by late March or early April. Huzzah!

Speaking of “huzzah,” “Dr. Who” fans on this side of the pond will be happy to know that SciFi has announced that Season Four will start airing in April 2008, along with a spin-off called “The Sarah Jane Adventures.” I still haven’t caught up with the good Doctor yet (am a full three bloody seasons behind at this point) so this doesn’t mean much for me, but any decent new TV is welcome these days.

Finally, I’ve got four videos for you this fine day, most of which you may have already seen, but whatever — watch ‘em again. First up, a brilliant trio courtesy of Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert and Conan O’Brien. If you haven’t been following, the three have been involved in a hilarious spat, using it to suck up time on all of their shows. It all stems from Colbert’s original claim that the Colbert Bump is what has kept Huckabee in the race, followed by Conan’s claim that it was his love of Huckabee-supporter Chuck Norris which has kept Huckabee on the national circuit. It all came to a head on Monday night, beginning on “The Daily Show,” after Jon Stewart delivered a long, god-forsaken rant about the motherfucking god-forsaken New York Giants winning the Super Bowl:

From there, things flowed over to “The Colbert Report,” the house that started the whole tiff:

As “The Colbert Show” noted at the end, things then moved over to “Late Night,” where it all culminated in a knock-down, drag-out battle of the ages:

Quite possibly the best thing to come out of the strike, that right there. And if Huckabee weren’t such a religious nutbag, I’d even consider tossing my vote to him just for his willingness to play along (but seriously, Huck — amending the Constitution to comport with the Bible? You’re heinous).

Unrelated to this is a video that was all over the tubes last weekend, Sarah Silverman’s present to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel for his show’s fifth anniversary. It’s the latest salvo in that show’s running gag, and I might just have a new man crush now:


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Seth Freilich is Pajiba’s television editor. As he’s typing this on Tuesday night, McCain and Obama are both giving speeches at the same time, and it’s like watching paint dry on one half of the screen while fireworks go off on the other. Lordy.


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Comments

In its defense, Man of Your Dreams is being produced by Conan's production company, which also produced the much-loved (by me) Andy Barker, PI. So it's got a bit of pedigree.
If it's using a single camera and joining the other Thursday night comedies, I think it has a chance of being good. The title sucks, though.

Posted by: Taffer at February 6, 2008 8:39 AM

I really hope the strike ends soon and I get my Pushing Daisies back.

And thanks, Seth, for making me laugh at 9:17 AM.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 9:17 AM

after Jon Stewart delivered a long, god-forsaken rant about the motherfucking god-forsaken New York Giants winning the Super Bowl

Bitter much? Poor Eagles fan. Not taking any solace in their beating the Pats? Oh well.

GO BIG BLUE!!!!

Posted by: Brian at February 6, 2008 9:21 AM

Kolby- I want my Pushing Daisies too! We got a new television for Christmas. Our previous set was almost old enough to vote. I'm hankering to see all that Technicolors wackiness with new-fangled technology.

Posted by: Alabamapink at February 6, 2008 9:39 AM

That was a great start to my morning, I like Conan am too cheap to get cable and I am rethinking it just from those videos! HILARIOUS! They are brilliant.

Posted by: lyricalcatt at February 6, 2008 9:42 AM

I am also, apparently, too cheap to use commas properly.
Should read I, like Conan, am too cheap to get cable...

Posted by: lyricalcatt at February 6, 2008 9:43 AM

Sorry one more.
Alabama Pink and Kolby: I have heard that Pushing Daisies is done for the season. They will be back in the fall.

Posted by: lyricalcatt at February 6, 2008 9:45 AM

Seth, why be bitter? I am a die-hard Eagles fan, through and through. There was a rule of thumb here that must be followed that allowed me to cheer maniacally for the Giants during the game. 1. Fuck Tom Brady and the Patriots, and fuck their smug, we're not really that good, how dare he say we're only gonna score 17 points ass. It's hard to play the modest "We're just doing what we're doing and avoiding mistakes" type of role when you were running up the score all season on weak teams in the 4th quarter. (52-7 over Buffalo w/ all starters still in in the 4th and Brady still throwing deep...fuck your mother tom). 2. I would rather blow a donkey with herpes than have the cowboys be there. (Julie...no mental images of me and a donkey show please) 3. They are still in the NFC East (the toughest division for the last 10 years statistically). 4. Again...FUCK THE PATS. I am a fan of anyone who beats them. After all...they beat our Eagles. 5. New York needs something to be happy about with the Knicks being so spectacular, the 1/4 of a billion dollar Yankees not winning a playoff series in years, and the J-E-T-S Jets, Jets, Jets! sniffing the Pats assholes for the last 10 years. Let em have it. Besides...that was prolly the best superbowl in the last god knows how many years.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 9:50 AM

lyricalcatt: Aw, say it ain't so! If the strike ends Monday (hope hope) surely they can get a few more Pushing Daisies out the door before the season ends. Right?! Anyone? Come on, I need my Olive Snoot fix!

Posted by: Rob at February 6, 2008 9:59 AM

Every time I see Matt Damon, no matter where he's appearing, I can't help but see his puppet from Team America, with that stupid voice.

MATT DAMON!

It kind of ruined the Bourne movies for me. Damn you, Team America!

Posted by: Snath at February 6, 2008 9:59 AM

That's probably the funniest thing Sarah Silverman has done. Because of Matt Damon. Alas Damon's wife is hotter.

Posted by: Amanda47 at February 6, 2008 10:00 AM

Snath....

Philly area?

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 10:05 AM

Dustin: Have you been sneak viewing the Jane Austen series on PBS? Rarely have I turned on my computer to find the words "cad" and "huzzah" in one review.

Doctor Who is awesome in its Russell Davies incarnation, I cannot recommend it highly enough to those of you who have not yet found the beauty of "Behind the Couch" syndrome.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 6, 2008 10:07 AM

Nope, PissBoy, Midwest unfortunately. I've visited, though.

Posted by: Snath at February 6, 2008 10:10 AM

lyricalcatt: And with that, my morning - and maybe my whole day (it's still early) - is ruined.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 10:12 AM

the Matt Damon/Sarah Silverman skit kinda reminds me of the cameo he did in Eurotrip. He loves to spoof that "sex appeal" he has, doesn't he?

And I agree, Snath...I always think of that whenever I see him. Doesn't stop me from enjoying it, though. I swear, if I swung on the other side of the fence...he would probably be my fantasy.

That was probably too much information. I obviously need more coffee to wake me up...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 10:18 AM

Aw hells bells.

And here we were all excited about seeing Daisies in HD goodness.

Let's hope it gets green lighted for another season. I've heard the strike has killed more than a few new shows.

Those darn writers. Grrrrrrrrr.

Posted by: Alabamapink at February 6, 2008 10:38 AM

At least my House is back on. The only thing I'm grateful for right now. I just hope it lasts.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 10:40 AM

I am sorry, I didn't mean to ruin anyone's day. I was pretty bummed when I found out too. I was reading a TV blog and they interviewed Bryan Fuller and he said it was done for the season. And I can see why, that show takes a lot of thought to pull together. I will miss it. But maybe a longer next season??? Hope!!!

Posted by: lyricalcatt at February 6, 2008 10:41 AM

"baited breath"
Heeee. That sounds really unpleasant.

Posted by: peachfish at February 6, 2008 10:50 AM

No Pushing Daisies for the rest of the season, AND they're going to dump FNL? Well, that just sucks.

Posted by: demondoll at February 6, 2008 11:03 AM

Shadows of Dakaron: I hate to be the one to break this to you, but last night's ep of House was apparently the last new one in the can. It's all over now probably until next season. I, too, am crushed. We can weep together if you wish.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 6, 2008 11:04 AM

Now see, by telling me NOT to picture you performing glorious fellatio on a donkey, that's EXACTLY where my mind goes. And the best part about me just reading these comments? ...I'm currently eating a banana.

Posted by: Julie at February 6, 2008 11:04 AM

Yes, but are you eating a banana cake?

Posted by: joker at February 6, 2008 11:06 AM

You know, peachfish, I thought things were a bit fishy when I read that...Fried worms, anyone? Anyone?

Posted by: ScarletKnight at February 6, 2008 11:08 AM

Eating a banana? And you say YOU are having mental images eh?

Snath, Shadows...The 'MATT DAMON!' lines from Team America are the best. I love the interview where Trey and Matt said they decided to make him say that because when they saw the final version of the marionette, he looked brain dead.

And on the other side of awesome, the morning show on a Philly radio station is equally obsessed with that movie and they play the sound bites all the time and have even sponsored a free screening of the movie. Nothing better than sitting with 600 people in a theater, with a bucket of yuengling bottles all singing along 'America...FUCK YEAH!!' Twas the best.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 11:12 AM

TV Whore:

It's "bated breath," not "baited."

It's a short form of abated, which means stopped--the phrase means you're holding your breath. "Baited" breath would be, like...I don't know; eating nightcrawlers or something and then breathing on a lake surface to attract the fish.

Posted by: Jerce at February 6, 2008 11:14 AM

Oh, Friday Night Lights.

I fell deeply in love with the first season of FNL. I'm talking love bordering on obsession. My friends and I talk about characters like they are real people, and I bought the DVDs and have probably watched the whole season about three times at this point.

However, I haven't yet watched any of season 2, mostly because of all the negative crap I've heard ever since the first episode aired. I don't want it to tarnish my feelings about the show.

I'm torn. I really want to see it, but I'm afraid of a massive let-down. For those of you that have been watching the second season - - thoughts? Should I skip it? Is it still good enough to warrant a viewing? Or am I better off living in blissful ignorance?

Posted by: tt_marie at February 6, 2008 11:17 AM

Joker: hee! And no.

I bleed green just like Pissboy, and I was cheering my ass off for the Giants as well...being NFC East rivals it hurt me to do so, but I like to root for the underdog and those images of the Patriots beating us in the Superbowl still gives indigestion.

I was pretty drunk when I was watching the returns last night (there's no better way to view politics), and I must say that watching Obama speak while wasted gives him a sexy glow.

Posted by: Julie at February 6, 2008 11:17 AM

Oh my god, I always thought it was "baited." So yeah, my morning is ruined AND I'm stupid. Fantastic.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 11:17 AM

Hot damn, it almost makes me want to pay for cable just to not have to wait for Dr. Who on DVD. That's how we got Seasons 1-3 and I now have a semi-delirious crush on David Tennant and a need to root for Billie Piper in all her BBC Masterpiece Theater endeavors (speaking of Jane Austen). I finally found a video of her from her pre-Dr. Who years and she looks like a cross between Britney and Mariah Carey. But damn if I didn't cry at her last Dr. Who episode.

Anyways, Dustin, get the early seasons on DVD and you won't regret it - I swear it's some of the best writing I've seen on TV in a long time. Plus mildly campy British humour. And aliens. We averaged about a week to finish each season. It's very instant-gratification.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 6, 2008 11:18 AM

PaddyDog...NOOOO!!! Just when it's really starting to get interesting. Sob...how can I get through the week without a healthy dose of House cynicism and bitter insight?

Can I cry on your shoulder? I think I need a hug...

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 11:18 AM

I can't eat this banana without giggling now. Dammit.

"Nothing better than sitting with 600 people in a theater, with a bucket of yuengling bottles all singing along 'America...FUCK YEAH!!'"

Oh my God that sounds like the best time EVER.

"Jesus, this is a nice limo."
"Yes it is. Now suck my cock."

Posted by: Julie at February 6, 2008 11:24 AM

See Seth? Julie too. Now...15 minutes after it was over i was immediately back in 'Fuck the Giants' mode as well...but I wanted them to beat the Pats.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 11:26 AM

Kolby, don't worry, just so long as you don't start you can't "bare it" you'll be OK!

Posted by: peachfish at February 6, 2008 11:31 AM

Shadows of D:

I know, I know. Big hug to ya, but I don't know if it will help. Like you, I desperately need to get a weekly fix of cynicism, mean-ness, and insults hurled at people. I know the plots are preposterous but I love that show so god-damn much. Hugh Laurie is my master.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 6, 2008 11:36 AM

Best House line last night...STOP THAT JEW!!! Sorry, currently involved in a local theatre production of Fiddler and I am going to have to use that in rehearsal now. As for Pushing Daisies, I NEED my pieman, please? I am giddy as a schoolgirl about the return of Doctor Who. My whole family is completely addicted. Dustin, you must catch up on this!

As I have already said, I am SOOOO with PissBoy on the hate for the Pats. He has just said it so much more eloquently than I ever possibly could.

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 6, 2008 11:49 AM

Hehe....actually dammitjanet, I like the line when he said to the doctor - "You do it both ways, right?"

Shocked look "What?"

"Standing up and sitting down, you can do it both ways. What did you think I meant?" Wink. Classic House.

Sigh...I'm really gonna have to buy up the season DVDs and spend the House-less seasons watching them all.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at February 6, 2008 11:57 AM

Are people confusing Seth, the TV Whore, with Dustin? Because I am confused...

Posted by: lyricalcatt at February 6, 2008 11:59 AM

PissBoy - you left something out in your list of NY Sports tragedies (in my case at least). The glorious (is there an HTML tag for sarcasm?) end to the Mets season. Sunday helped alot. Yankess can't have enough of their team hauled before Congress (and then sent to Gitmo for all I care)

Posted by: Brian at February 6, 2008 12:00 PM

I'm so sorry, I confused Seth and Dustin. I am old and my brain is addled from staying up way past my bed time to watch the California results roll in.

Posted by: PaddyDog at February 6, 2008 12:01 PM

Does anyone have any idea when the good Doctor will be airing up in the Great White North?

Also, YES YES YES DUSTIN WATCH THIS SHOW. It's a great family show, an aspect that tends to get lost on this side of the pond.

Posted by: sarah at February 6, 2008 12:02 PM

Does anyone have any idea when the good Doctor will be airing up in the Great White North?

Also, YES YES YES DUSTIN WATCH THIS SHOW. It's a great family show, an aspect that tends to get lost on this side of the pond.

Posted by: sarah at February 6, 2008 12:04 PM

No, Seth is right, fuck the Giants.

And of course all of you people rooting for the Giants in this past Super Bowl, you do realize that from June 2008 on ALL you'll hear about it the possibility of a Mannning/Manning SuperBowl matchup, don't you?

Yay.

Posted by: Siddhartha at February 6, 2008 12:06 PM

Oh, yes, you're right, Shadows, loved that, too. God, what will we do without the good doctor's supply of snark????

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 6, 2008 12:11 PM

Pissboy - Gadzooks!!

I am the 2006 Preston and Steve Memorial Day Frozen T Shirt Contest Champion.

*ahem*

I cannot be more excited for S4 of The Doctor. I don't have any interest in Sarah Jane, though. I too bawled at the season finale of S2 when Rose died, and frankly, I still do, even though I've seen that shit ten times.

P.S. - Eff those Pats. Have you heard the rumor about McNabb going to Baltimore?

Posted by: Nicole at February 6, 2008 12:11 PM

Fine...shall we agree that depending on which NY franchises you follow, like Philly sports fans, you too have suffered?

That was a fucked up collapse though man. Like...epic.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 12:12 PM

Yes: Seth is the TV Whore. I'm the guy who would sooner watch a Rainbow Killer/Paul Haggis marathon of blunt-force cinema than endure a single episode "Dr. Who." No offense.

Posted by: Dustin Rowles at February 6, 2008 12:12 PM

Nicole, you're missing out... Sarah Jane was always one of the most endearing, (and hot in that upmarket totty kind of way), assistants The Doctor ever had...

I've caught a couple, and yes, they're a bit kiddified, but still perfectly watchable : )

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sja/

Posted by: Wandring_Soul at February 6, 2008 12:19 PM

No prob. I went and reviewed all the posts because I didn't think I saw Dustin's names. That shows I have too much time on my hand and no desire to work. What's new?

Posted by: lyricalcatt at February 6, 2008 12:25 PM

Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!

Nicole, you now wreak of awesomeness. Don't wash it off though. You wear it well.

And yes. I've heard some rumblings the last couple days. My best friend and her fiancee are hardcore Ravens fans and we were all listening to WHFS the other night. David Steel from the Baltimore Sun was on the radio and he confirmed that Baltimore might be looking to trade for McNabb, but they may also be making a move for Derek Anderson. I still have faith in McNabb though. When he got healthy at the end of the season he started to look good again. I care not what anyone says. 1. It takes 18 months to get over ANY kind of major knee injury (Carson Palmer had a fucked up year the year after an identical injury). and 2. Kevin Kolb and AJ Feely??? They are NOT the mother effing answer to replace DMac. He is the most successful QB in Philly history and if not for him and Andy Reid, we would have never tasted ANY kind of frequent playoff appearance.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 12:32 PM

Sidhartha: a Manning/Manning Superbowl is a GREAT idea. Someone get the Illuminati and Masons working on this stat!

Posted by: Rob at February 6, 2008 12:33 PM

they're a bit kiddified

Apparently they were written specifically for the youngsters. They were broadcast in the Children's BBC (CBBC) time slot of 5pm-ish.

Torchwood on the other hand was the spin-off aimed at the grown-ups. Well, I say grown-ups, I mean horny teenagers.

Incidentally, Dustin's not the only one who doesn't like Doctor Who. I personally find it bombastic, melodramatic and overbearing.
Oh, and I quickly got annoyed with the all-purpose sonic screwdriver being whipped out every episode as a deus ex machina.

Posted by: Simon B at February 6, 2008 12:35 PM

Oh my God, Jerce. I laughted out loud during your description of Baited vs. Bated. "eating nightcrawlers" has to be the funniest expression for bad (fishy) breath!

We should have a Homonyn contest!

Just an idea.
And educational too.
And we could send it to ALL the blogs of the WORLD...
Just like a Coke.

Amanda, with Delusions of Grandeur

Posted by: Amanda47 at February 6, 2008 12:57 PM

Siddhartha, you realize that we'll have to fight through the Manning commercials in order to even hear about that potential match-up. In fact the run up to the Big Game would take place on an old western street, tumbleweeds blowing, horses snorting and neighing. Two men walk out and face one another. Inane dialogue follows as the men reach for their guns. One stops with a quick zoom in as he smiles darkly and utters "we don't needs guns. It's just going to be you and me, pal...Manning-a-Manning...Welcome to Super Bowl XLIII!"

Posted by: ScarletKnight at February 6, 2008 1:08 PM

Pissboy...word to everything you said about McNabb. Kolb is too green and anyone who thinks the franchise can achieve greatness via the QB stylings of AJ Feely should be punched in the vagina.

Posted by: Julie at February 6, 2008 1:12 PM

You know what irks me? That Kevin Kolb pronounces his last name 'Cobb.' Makes no fucking sense.

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 1:15 PM

I, too, would love to know when series 4 of Doctor Who is going to air in Canada. It's such a great show! Unfortunately CBC's website is terrible and so far they haven't responded to my email inquiry regarding air dates.

Series 2 of Torchwood has started airing in the UK so I'm able to *ahem* obtain the episodes; looks like I'll be doing the same when the Doctor Who eps become available.

Posted by: Lisa at February 6, 2008 1:15 PM

Glad to see all the Doctor love this morning AND a mention of PBS/Jane Austen. Now how about a review of In Treatment on HBO? Is anyone else transfixed by this or is it just me who has a thing for Gabriel Byrne?

Posted by: gunter at February 6, 2008 1:19 PM

Now...if Baltimore is TRULY interested and willing to trade Troy Smith, I'm all for it. That kid is going to be great. In his 5 appearances....10 TD passes, no turnovers, avg. 198 yds passing and 30 yds rushing, sacked only twice. THAT is a good start. He's just a little short so he needs a good O-line. And with Jonathan Ogden retiring in Baltimore, he'll get eaten alive if they can't find another good left guard.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 1:19 PM

PissBoy - are we talking about the same Troy Smith who has yet to be peeled off the field after the Gators flattened him during the National Championship Game?

Posted by: Kolby at February 6, 2008 1:26 PM

The very same. He played amazingly in Baltimore to finish out the season after McNair needed another pin in his bionic hip and Kyle Boller became Kyle Boller.

Posted by: PissBoy at February 6, 2008 1:31 PM

Oh yeah, Troy Smith had an amazing run at the end of the season. Sigh. I already miss football.

Bring on the Phillies!

Posted by: Julie at February 6, 2008 1:34 PM

speaking of "baited" breath.....
Fishin' Worms, Fishin' Worms
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Find'em in the garden, Turn over a rock
Slip'em in your sandwich, put'em in your socks
Fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Well my big sister
She don't care for my
fishin' worms
Big ones, Little ones
They scare her to death
She'd make a chocolate Shake
I'd drop a couple in the blender
Now she's lookin' at
me with baited
breath from eatin'

Fishin' worms, fishin' worms
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Do your English homework, Underline a word
Circle direct object and transitive verb with a
Fishin' worm, fishin' worm

Wrap'em 'round a cork screw, twist'em 'round some twine
Take'em to the helth spa, so they can unwind
Fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Fishin' worms, fishin' worms
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Find'em on the sidewalk, crispy as a chip
When your aunt comes over, chop'em in the dip
Fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Find'em in the backyard, underneath some leaves
make'em little dresses, just leave off the sleeves
Fishin' worms, fishin' worms

Well I like everything
you can think about
fishin' worms
Ooushy, gooshy, gooshy ones
Ones that wiggle and squish
There's only one thing
I don't like doing with fishin' worms
That is of course I hate to catch fish
.....I hate fish

Just fishin' worms, fishin' worms
Everybody's wishin' they had fishin' worms
Fishin' worms, fishin worms....

the genius of Heywood Banks

Posted by: dammitjanet at February 6, 2008 1:46 PM

Pissboy & Julie, it is really hard to describe the mentality of Eagle's fans unless you actually are one. I think that you both gave excellent examples of our passionate yet strange psyche that those who bleed green possess. I lost my voice, screaming in a drunken frenzy while rooting for the Giants Sunday. By Monday morning, I was back to my usual "Fuck the Giants" self. We must, by honor, root for any NFC East team that makes it to the playoffs. And my hatred for the Pats is so virulent that, if I had the proper genitalia, I would happily teabag every member of the Pats and anyone who supports them after 3 weeks of not showering.

Why is it that the most personable republican candidate is a bible-thumping, anti-evolution nutjob? He really seems like a likeable guy, but he's freaking wacked and out of his mind on many issues, including changing the constitution to conform to HIS religious beliefs. Uh, isn't that the whole point of separation of church and state? Could you imagine the backlash that Robot Romney would get if he suggested that he would change the constitution to support his Mormon beliefs? Quite the double standard in America. (please don't take this comment as my supporting Romney, I despise him, but it seemed like the most appropriate analogy.

As far as the trade round-up is concerned, I've pretty much given up on TV by now. If it weren't for IFC and the Sundance Channel, I'd never watch the damn thing as all. Such a sad state of affairs...

Loved the vids. "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" was great. Not a big SS fan but I really chuckled at this skit. It probably had more to do with the Damon than the Silverman. Wish I was fucking Matt Damon.

Posted by: Pudenda at February 6, 2008 2:32 PM

Pissboy & Julie, it is really hard to describe the mentality of Eagle's fans unless you actually are one. I think that you both gave excellent examples of the passionate yet strange psyche possessed by those of us who bleed green. I lost my voice, screaming in a drunken frenzy while rooting for the Giants Sunday. By Monday morning, I was back to my usual "Fuck the Giants" self. We must, by honor, root for any NFC East team that makes it to the playoffs. (and IMO any NFC team, period, with the exception of those turd-sucking Cowboys...I'm talking to you too T.O.!!!) My hatred for the Pats is so virulent that, if I had the proper genitalia, I would happily teabag every member of the Pats and anyone who supports them after 3 weeks of not showering.

"And if Huckabee weren't such a religious nutbag, I'd even consider tossing my vote to him just for his willingness to play along (but seriously, Huck -- amending the Constitution to comport with the Bible? You're heinous)." -Seth

Why is it that the most personable republican candidate is a bible-thumping, anti-evolution nutjob? He really seems like a likeable guy, but he's freaking wacked and out of his mind on many issues, including changing the constitution to conform to HIS religious beliefs. Uh, isn't that the whole point of the Separation of Church and State? Could you imagine the backlash that Robot Romney would get if he suggested that he would change the constitution to support his Mormon beliefs? Quite the double standard in America. (please don't take this comment as my supporting Romney, I despise him, but it seemed like the most appropriate analogy)

As far as the trade round-up is concerned, I've pretty much given up on TV by now. If it weren't for IFC and the Sundance Channel, I'd never watch the damn thing as all. Such a sad state of affairs...

Loved the vids. "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" was great. Not a big SS fan but I really chuckled at this skit. It probably had more to do with the Damon than the Silverman. Wish I was fucking Matt Damon too. :-(

Posted by: Pudenda at February 6, 2008 2:37 PM

Oh, the P&S love -

Big brown Guatemalan nipples...

Anyway.

Thanks Pissboy. I treasure that shirt.

Word, Julie. What am I going to do with my Sundays?

I have a long-held lust for Gabriel Byrne. It goes back to Point of No Return.

Posted by: Nicole at February 6, 2008 2:38 PM

Pudenda, you hit it dead on with the Eagles fan mentality. It was so eloquent that I have nothing to add.

Oh, wait. FUCK YOU, T.O.!

Posted by: Nicole at February 6, 2008 2:46 PM

Gunter, I fucking love "In Treatment". It is so damn good and it comes on five nights a week for nine weeks total, oh joy! Glad I'm not the only one who loves it so much.

Paddy, I've been keeping up with Jane Austen on Masterpiece Classic (but I skipped "Miss Austen Regrets" cause the Trib said it was awful. Besides, I don't want Jane's life story "told" I'll just stick with her wonderful fiction, thank you very much).

And am I happy that P&P starts next week? Oh, Hell Yeah! Will I watch it even though I already have it on DVD? You bet your sweet Irish ass I will (said with the upmost respect and affection for you).

In closing, Jane Austen rules. That is all.

Posted by: jen310 at February 6, 2008 3:09 PM

Jane Austen Regrets was actually kind-of gripping. Just ignore that it is about Jane Austen.

Posted by: gunter at February 6, 2008 3:21 PM

Not that there is anything wrong with Jane Austen....
I just mean it is, of course, all conjecture, but the actress playing Jane - Olivia Williams - is really, really good.

Posted by: gunter at February 6, 2008 3:23 PM

Gunter, I heard from some that "Regrets" wasn't as bad as the reviewers said. I guess I just love Austen so much that I can't bring myself to watch stories theorizing about her life. I have an image in my mind that I am quite happy with and I don't want to sully it. I do like Olivia Williams in other things I've seen her in its just I don't like anyone messing with my Jane is all. I'm kinda crazy like that.

Posted by: jen310 at February 6, 2008 4:49 PM

Sorry for the double posts y'all. I didn't think the first one went through, added a bit to it and re-posted. Hence the double, yet not identical posts.

@ Nichole...WORD!

Posted by: Pudenda at February 6, 2008 6:01 PM

I can't wait for the writers' strike to be over so The Office can return. I'm itching to see if the poor writing over the last few episodes (specifically, turning Jim into a sullen asshole) was the writers' way of getting pissy before the impending strike, or just the series beginning its inevitable downward spiral. I hope it's the former. :(

Bring on late March/early April!

Posted by: Whiny Dancer at February 6, 2008 6:36 PM

No, not my FNL! I had honestly (and self-deludingly) believed that maybe just maybe people had been tuning into the show for lack of anything better to watch. Guess not. And they missed an amazingly good episode last Friday. In this whole season of beating Riggins into a bloody emotional pulp, it was good to get back to some good old first season Saracen thumping. Alas, maybe it's not too late. If we all just tune in on Friday and... no, nevermind. I throw in the towel. They just better give me the best freaking last episodes of any show ever produced. I don't think that's too much to ask, right?

Posted by: McGeek at February 6, 2008 11:59 PM

Dustin: "Yes: Seth is the TV Whore. I'm the guy who would sooner watch a Rainbow Killer/Paul Haggis marathon of blunt-force cinema than endure a single episode 'Dr. Who.' No offense."

Even though I like Doctor Who, I really don't blame you for this sentiment. The new series has been increasingly melodramatic, overemotional, and less reverential to the charm and intrigue of the Old Series. This is the same franchise that gave us the wonderful Tom Baker? Could've fooled me. I'd say it could use an intellectual boost, but it's been known for the campiness and far fetched sci-fi elements throughout its history. To me, it feels like a more effeminate, juvenile, simple and playful version of Star Trek, so I still feel like a nerd for watching and liking it. That doesn't stop me from a) liking it, and b) saying that current producer RTD is going a bit far with the emotional and the contrived storylines, and his sudden interest in making the Doctor into a religious symbol. Good grief. He's seriously ruining the show. They can really do great things with the concept and they've gone and become a crappy emo teen drama. Yet I can't stop watching it. Guilty pleasure, I guess. Plus, any little reference to the Old Series makes me happy. The Old Series was usually so bad it was good...though occasionally it was quite good. Very rarely though.

Oh, and Torchwood is another problem. Doctor Who with sex, swearing and violence? Jesus Christ. At least it's a separate show, but it's still a very sleazy decision that demeans the franchise even further. Bleah. I haven't seen Sarah Jane Adventures because it's very obviously targeted for children, and children in Britain seem to like it, so power to them. I don't really care about it because...well, nobody really does.

That said, I'd still watch it over a Heigl/Haggis marathon. We all have our poisons.

/end of geekiness.

Posted by: vic at February 7, 2008 12:59 AM

Pissboy, Julie, Pudenda and whoever else - I hear you, I hear you. But here's the thing for me. I simply cannot root for the Giants, or most any other New York team, in a game that means something. I just can't. My whole life, the only team in all of sports which received more venom and animosity (rightfully so, of course) is the Cowgirls.

Do I hate the Pats as well? Fuck and yes. Especially having lived in Boston. And as a recovering minor Dolphins fan (more a Marino fan than anything else, as I latched onto him when I needed someone in the AFC too root as a kid), I really don't want to see the 72 record fall. Especially not to the god damn Pats and that smarmy classless cheating bum of coach.

So was I torn about this game? Yes. Was I hoping for some sort of bizarre nobody wins and Brady and Eli are both carted off with a pair of broken ankle outcome? Yes. Was it the best Super Bowl we've had in years and did I enjoy it? Yes. And was the eventually-to-be-named 3-and-5 play the most exciting play I've seen since 4th-and-26? Quite possibly.

But I don't care if the Giants are fellow NFC Easters. I simply. cannot. root for them. Can't do it. And here's the other thing, and the argument that eventually put this to bed for me last week, when I debated the matter with some Cowboy fans at work (who were on your side, rooting for the Gints).

Say the Pats had won. We would've been dealing with the same obnoxious Boston fans we've been dealing with for years now, all pumped up and fahkin proud of themselves. But with the Giants fans, we have to deal with giddy and obnoxious assholes who've been beaten down in recent years. And I'll take the asshole I already know and can tune out over the new asshole we had managed to get rid of.

And just to prove my point, I got a long e-mail from a friend/Giants fan on Monday. And after going on and on about how wonderful it was for his team to win, he had to end it with a dig, saying "at least Eli didn't puke on the last drive." Was that necessary? No. Was it unexpected? Absolutely not.

Fuck the Giants, fuck the Pats, and - holy hell - if the Eagles give up McNabb to Baltimore (never going to happen) fuck A.J. Feely and the hole's he's going to inevitably make me punch in my wall.

...only 6 months until the preseason is here!

Back to our regular TV discussions....

Posted by: Seth at February 7, 2008 2:10 AM

Torchwood on the other hand was the spin-off aimed at the grown-ups. Well, I say grown-ups, I mean horny teenagers.

You beat me to it. A bunch of not-so attractive Welsh* bisexuals snogging each other in between supervising extra-terrestrial activity in Cardiff.

Still eager to see James Marsters in his guest spot as Jack's former lover, though.

(*except Cpt Jack, he's American).

Posted by: Adere at February 7, 2008 3:52 AM

Seth - I thought that play already had a name - The Phantom.

Posted by: Kolby at February 7, 2008 9:17 AM

C'mon Adere, other than Owen the cast is pretty hot. James's guest spot was wonderful, but I would watch that man in most anything so that's a terribly biased statement.

Vic, it's funny that you bring up RDMs treatment of the Doctor as a religious figure of sorts; whenever I listen to Hurdy Gurdy Man I always think of the Doctor. Can't say I agree with you regarding the lack of intellectual storylines, though, as I usually find the stories to be a lot more thoughtful than what you usually find on TV. Of course, I haven't seen any of the earlier series, so I have no basis for comparison.

Posted by: Lisa at February 7, 2008 1:12 PM

@ Lisa:

In all fairness, I find Eve Myles quite hot as well, but I was a bit afraid to admit it. Saffy's friend doesn't do it for me.

Posted by: Adere at February 7, 2008 1:33 PM

AbFab! I knew I recognized her from something! I'm partial to Eve and Gareth, myself. It's quite impressive how they were able to make Eve so dowdy in The Unquiet Dead (I guess the period clothing helped out in that regard).

Posted by: Lisa at February 7, 2008 6:09 PM

I think that the Victorian getup and bonnet gave Eve that dowdy look in TUD. I don't find her hot; she's just weirdly attractive. Maybe it's the teeth. Barrowman's too pretty for a man. Owen is annoying. I'll take Ianto any day. Mmm.

(Torchwood is my guilty pleasure. Shut it.)

I'm assuming Seth's referring to FredEx?

Posted by: Nicole at February 8, 2008 11:40 AM

"Vic, it's funny that you bring up RDMs treatment of the Doctor as a religious figure of sorts; whenever I listen to Hurdy Gurdy Man I always think of the Doctor."

Heh, RDM. It would be interesting to see what he'd do with Doctor Who. Probably would be a lot better, though a lot more...weird...maybe spiritual? Yeesh. But yeah, I bring it up because some of my friends and I hate the sudden...godliness he attains in the season 3 finale, and the angels carrying him in that god-awful Christmas special. Shit, it's like RTD decided to bring every crappy idea he had onto the screen for that one, then make it fast-paced and overemotional. Anyway, yes. Enough of the Jesus symbolism.

"Can't say I agree with you regarding the lack of intellectual storylines, though, as I usually find the stories to be a lot more thoughtful than what you usually find on TV. Of course, I haven't seen any of the earlier series, so I have no basis for comparison."

Oh no, there have been very smart storylines, I agree, but the campiness always prevails. "Blink" in particular was VERY good, but there are quite a number of little holes in the consistency of it. But I ignore them. They need more episodes written by Stephen Moffatt. Otherwise..."more thoughtful than what you usually find on television?" Welllllll...yeah, I guess so. I can think of more thoughtful, but those are also in the minority.

Posted by: vic at February 9, 2008 10:36 AM





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