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Giant robots, video games, and putting famous people in nonsensical commercials.

This is why I love Japan.

Giant robots, video games, and putting famous people in nonsensical commercials.

This is why I love Japan.

It has nothing to do with dirty manga?

But none of them involve pandas. No, that's as natural as the wind.

Nobody can hate on the Pitt -- or his paramour, for that matter, but that's another story -- in my presence; and clips like the above from True Romance are just a tiny sample of why I will defend the man until I die. And that's just as an actor. Then there's the architecture -- dude knows his shit.

You want to know why he left Aniston? Check out her dating choices post-Pitt. Now check out his range of interests. He is so far fucking out of her league, he must have been high the ENTIRE TIME they were dating, engaged and married. Hell, meeting Jolie and realising there was at least ONE woman in Hollywood whose interests included something beyond shopping, eating lunch and going to the motherfucking beach must have been such a monumental RELIEF, Brad Pitt couldn't have left Aniston FAST ENOUGH.

Yeah, yeah, she's DARLING.

She's also about as deep as my 9 year old's favourite book -- the one about Bobby and how he learned an important lesson about sharing.

You're going to have to be more specific than 'dirty'.

Seriously.

But none of them involve pandas. No, that's as natural as the wind.

You obviously haven't been looking hard enough.

I was a different girl before I found out what hentai was.

A Lifetime Original Movie: "What Are Those Tentacles Doing To That Sailor Girl?", The Julie Story.

Wait...that was a Lifetime movie? I thought Julie had finally come over to the dark side...

That's nothing...I've seen the reverse...octopus lady with unwilling guy. Now that's traumatic.

You're going to have to be more specific than 'dirty'.

Seriously.

I paint with broad brush strokes. That way you don't have plausible deniability, V, when I ask you if you like lactation, but you really prefer watersports.

(Seriously, the hentai wiki is all kinds of disturbing)

Me too J_Capri. Curiosity WHAT the cat now? Oh that's right, it stomped all over its innocence with images of cephalopodic fucking.

Now that's traumatic.

Noooo...that's FUNNY. :p

I was a different girl before I found out what hentai was.
I fucking hate google.

I hate my boyfriend's special drawer.

And tasty.

I'd also try to save the polar bears, but polar bears are frigid.

They just need you to show them you're dedicated to making the relationship work beyond sex. I know a lot of polar bears that have been hurt one too many times by environmentalists who "save" them only to leave them because there's a whole world out there that needs "saving."

It's sick. Sick, I say.

Maybe the environmentalist just came out of a long period of "saving" and just wanted to have a little fun. She didn't expect the new "saving" to get serious so fast and ran out because, until she gets her shit together, she shouldn't be "saving" anything.

I'm just saying: Don't be so quick to place the blame on the polar bear.

I... am not even up to this conversation this morning.

And how come there's no love for the black bears? Oh, you love your submissive cuddly Asian bears and your frigid, yet enticing white bears, but there's no love for the black bears? I see where this is going.

It's going towards the inevitable conclusion that all bears are godless killing machines.

Oh, you love your submissive cuddly Asian bears and your frigid, yet enticing white bears, but there's no love for the black bears? I see where this is going.

Now that is not fair. It's not my fault that white bears taste better than black bears due to their steady diet of baby seals and Eskimos. All black bears eat are berries and tree bark. They taste terrible.

And don't get me started on Pandas. If I wanted Mu Shu chicken I would order Mu Shu chicken. How do you go into a restaurant and order Mu Shu bear that tastes like Mu Shu chicken. It's redundant.

But I do like Mu Shu.

Oh god why did you people have to mention hentai? I could have happily lived the rest of my life without ever knowing it existed, but no... Innocently searching for porn one day, I come across this word.. "What is that? Animated pron? Oh, fun!" No. No no no no no. Not fun. Now I am scarred and attempting to repress and you people have brought it all screaming back to the surface.

Tell me more about the panda bears, jM!

Side note: a friend of mine went to Japan a few years ago. She found that they had vending machines with girls' dirty underpants in them. She actually witnessed a few dirty old men making use of these vending machines. Next time I have an urge to go to Japan, I've decided I'm just going to look at her photos instead.

Ick.

Pitt overload.

True Story...you can get anything you want out of a vending machine in Japan...
ANYYTHING

Even pandas?

And dirty pictures of pandas...and pandas used underwear...

So what's the exchange rate in ole Japan. Do they take Cosi club cards?

I think it should be something like

dirty panties= 5,000 yen.

(eugh. I hate the word 'panties'. Argh typed it again.)

The never-released underground hentai of the Godtopus tentacle-raping a panda?

Brilliant, branded. Sheer brilliance. However, I think you should also define moistened with what...

But I like moist panties. In more ways than one.

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

*brain explodes*

I feel damaged.

Don't you just LOVE Pajiba?

You're WELCOME.

And HEY! I thought we all decided that moist panties are henceforth known as soggy beaverfrocks.

Posted by: Julie at December 15, 2008 2:07 PM

That's only on Tuesdays, sometime after noon, once bucdaddy is finished with Anna von Beaverplatz...otherwise they're just laundry (outside of Japan).

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