'The Last Man on Earth' Will Be Mid-Season Replacement for Fox next Season
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'The Last Man on Earth' Will Be Mid-Season Replacement for Fox next Season

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trade News | February 13, 2014 | Comments ()


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Welcome survivors of the ice storm! They gave it a name, but it was silly, so we’re going to call it Winter Storm Zombie Virus. Who knows what’s actually in that white death sprinkling from above? It could be a genetically engineered zombie virus designed to annihilate the American population while we go about our days, shoveling our walks, digging out our cars. And the first responders will be out in it of course, and anyone upon whom infrastructure depends. If you think about it, a winter storm is the perfect delivery mechanism for zombie virus. So think of your children before you dig your car out.

And if you live blissfully alone, looking out on the wasteland of white, don’t you feel like the last person on earth? Oh, that was the lead-in:

So you see that headline up there? Let me give you the appropriate amount of time to go insane and get excited.
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Perfect! Didn’t that feel great! Remember that feeling and hold on to it when you read the next sentence: “The Last Man on Earth” is a sitcom starring Will Forte that has no relation to “Y: The Last Man”.

Isn’t it amazing how the human soul can hit the heights of ecstasy and the darkest lows of oblivion from one moment to the next? The Germans probably have a word for it, since as with the Eskimo’s apocryphal words for snow, they have several dozen words for the types of emotional pain. And that word probably literally translates as “feeling Russian”.

Oh, but the header image? The explanation for that is that I’m an asshole and I have to go shovel my driveway.



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