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Will Shyamalan Screw Up Beloved But Obscure Cartoon?


And Will Anyone Care? / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | May 27, 2009 | Comments (29)


I’m not all that familiar with Avatar: The Last Airbender, except from what I read of Phillip’s review, which called it the best show on television you haven’t seen. It’s a cartoon ostensibly for young adults, but apparently older adult geeks swing that way, too. Phillip said of the show, “In ‘Avatar’ I found all the coherence, completeness, and symmetry of a good, closed-circuit narrative wrapped in the youthful vibrancy of a children’s cartoon.”

He wasn’t, however, particularly pleased that the powers that be decided to turn it into a live-action movie, directed by M. Night Shyamalan. To that suggestion, he wrote: “The show was perfectly fine in an animated medium and the existing voice cast was exceptional — why sully things with a bound-to-be-clumsy live film, let alone one helmed by the increasingly disastrous Shyamalan? But shit, if we go around believing the industry capable of that kind of circumspection, we may as well start crushing Paxil into our Cheerios.”

The first few photos from the set are out now, and I wonder if they’ll inspired P-Step to increase his Paxil intake. The movie stars, among others, Dev Patel (Slumdog Millionaire, who plays Zuko (no relation to Danny). And here are those photos — I’m in no position to critique, but it looks like a Street Fighter movie to me.


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Dear Mr. Rowles:

I believe your question to be redundant.

Sincerely,

Admin

Posted by: admin at May 27, 2009 9:55 AM

Could be worse. Could ahve still had Jesse McCartney.

*whimper*

I am going to go watch Sozin's Comet again.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 27, 2009 9:57 AM

Joining Vermillion in abject denial.

Posted by: twig at May 27, 2009 10:17 AM

Zuko's scar is way too subtle- I know they're probably trying for 'realism' but it should stand out and be prominent, not easy to hide with just a little dab of make-up

Posted by: cockroach at May 27, 2009 10:28 AM

i was really afraid you were going to say he was going to ruin mighty mouse. avatar crap i don't care about so much, but leave my tiny superhero alone!

Posted by: gem at May 27, 2009 10:28 AM

Yup, it will suck. I'm thinking Dragonball Evolution levels of suckitude. And I won't care, since I have all of Avatar on DVD and can take succor with them whenever I please.

Posted by: Snath at May 27, 2009 10:31 AM

What about the sky bison?

twig, I've got a nice box of sand to bury your head in if you and V want to join me.

Posted by: jM at May 27, 2009 10:37 AM

It's fashionable to slam on Shyamalamabangbang, but I think most people would agree the guy's a better director than he is a writer, so there's at least some potential for this to be decent.

Posted by: Todd at May 27, 2009 11:26 AM

At least until he decides to add his own touches and thrown in that "twist" ending!

Also, what's the over/under on some looser in Hollyweird coming up with a Mighty Mouse live action flick ala "Underdog"?

Posted by: UncleJR at May 27, 2009 11:36 AM

At the end, Katara and Sokka discover that Aang is really a psychopathic murderer and con artist, who actually killed the last Airbender in order to gain his powers. He's attempting to bring about the end of the world. Then he kills them by dropping his bison on them. Squish.

Posted by: Snath at May 27, 2009 11:41 AM

At the end, Katara and Sokka discover that Aang is really a psychopathic murderer and con artist, who actually killed the last Airbender in order to gain his powers.

No, no, no. Aang is really Yugi Moto. And he can see dead aliens.

Posted by: branded at May 27, 2009 11:47 AM

Awww I started watching this cartoon back around New Years and never got a chance to finish it but I was really liking it.

Children warriors only work in cartoons, they're never believeable enough in live action films. It just makes me feel uncomfortable to see children fighting. Uncomfortable and annoyed.

Posted by: Wormer at May 27, 2009 11:55 AM

People will care, Dustin. People will most definitely care. All of us older adult geeks will care. And one day we will rise up and...well...probably not do much of anything as it would require leaving the couch. And even though we swear we will never see the movie, we'll invariably end up watching it at the dollar drive-in theatre as a double feature with something we kinda would like to see like we did with Dragonball Evolution and Wolverine. We're not very good at standing up for our convictions apparently.

Posted by: CinnabarriGirl at May 27, 2009 12:42 PM

Although I kinda like the casting for Aang, Zuko's burn should be hideously red, glaringly obvious, so that [SPOILER-ish] his re-humanizing corresponds with our beginning to notice it less as the show/movie goes on.

I am a die-hard fan of that cartoon, it was perfect, and this movie being stupidified will ruin my mood for months. I truly dread it's completion. I need a hug.

/from a flying bison

Posted by: Sweetie Dahling at May 27, 2009 1:02 PM

I really got into this after Pajiba's review of it. And I gotta say it ranks as one the best cartoon sagas I've ever seen. I also have to say that it is OFFENSIVE to cast some white boy as the Avatar who clearly is meant to represent an Asian nation (shaving his head and putting Shaolin robes on him ain't gonna cut it, chief). Also, Shaymalamamawhateverthefuckdouche will probably fuck it up by twisting the end so HE ends up being the fucking Avatar, or an alien, or everybody is dead.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 27, 2009 1:13 PM

I have no idea what any of you are talking about.

Excuse me, waiter! My Cheerios need more Paxil. Just keep dumping it on. I'll tell you "when".











Okay. That's good.

Posted by: henchman for hire at May 27, 2009 1:21 PM

I've been watching Avatar lately, and it IS a great show. Surprisingly great, really. It's funny and well written, but it's also the most awesome superhero/magic show I've ever seen. Even more impressive in that it's a cartoon. The battles are just balls-out awesome, and the animation is seriously top-notch.

I think the photos look...ok. The kid looks seriously cute. Very um...white. But I'm glad Dev Patel is getting some work.

It'll probably suck.

Posted by: figgy at May 27, 2009 1:38 PM

No mention of the racist casting, huh? I guess y'all just like to be scathing and bitchy about things that aren't actually important. Whether this movie is good or not barely even matters now that it's been whitewashed (except for the ostensible villain and the background extras).

Posted by: Phillyphil at May 27, 2009 1:42 PM

The original cast did not include Patel as Zuko, but a white guy. Zuko was re-cast because of complaints about the whitening of the obviously Asian characters, but the heroes, Ang, Kitara, Sokka, are all still played by white actors. Making one of the few people of color in the movie a person led to the good side of the force by the white kids? Not cool.

Posted by: phquaryn at May 27, 2009 1:44 PM

That's pretty sad. One of the great things about the show was that it draws from so many cultures--most of them Asian. I don't understand this full-on Western casting. People LOVE the show, and you know they'll flock to watch the movie, so it's not like they should be worried about dirty foreigners in the movie. So...why? And particularly since Shyamalamalalalalaman is a non-white director himself...that's very weird. And sad. And just dumb. I mean--come ON. Katara and Sokka are freakin' Eskimos!

Posted by: figgy at May 27, 2009 1:54 PM

*weeps*

I love Dev Patel, but... yeah, I don't really have high hopes for this movie. The fact that you have to squint to see Zuko's scar is depressing. It's supposed to be ugly, and red, and HUGE (it's one of his defining features in the show, and mentioned by other characters more than once). He's not supposed to have two eyebrows, dangit! This looks like something that a good concealer might cover up. ;)

Posted by: luthien26 at May 27, 2009 1:55 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at May 27, 2009 6:37 PM

I think that the twist will be that Dev Patel's character is in fact the director an Avatar film and is using the money he earned in Slumdog to film a movie based on Latika's favorite TV show.
Or aliens will devour the Avatar kid.

Posted by: Kamikaze Feminist at May 27, 2009 7:35 PM

I'm upset.
This is going to suck.
Darn you, Shamalamabambamwhateveryournameis. Darn you!

Posted by: KP at May 27, 2009 7:59 PM

Did anyone else think the picture of Aang looked like they CGed a baby's head onto an 11 year old's body?

Posted by: Rummy at May 27, 2009 10:24 PM

The cartoon is a really awesome series. I don't know WHY you would ever see the need to condense it down to a scant couple of hours!? The racist casting doesn't bother me so much as Shamalama Dingdong sucking all the nuance and humor out of such a good TV show. Fuck him and the twist ending he rode in on.

Posted by: Lola at May 28, 2009 12:29 AM

Obscure? It was nominated for at least one Emmy and had good ratings its entire run. A hipster not noticing something doesn't automatically make it obscure.

Posted by: TheKarpuk at May 28, 2009 12:36 AM

The worst is yet to come. If this is what they do with Aang and Zuko, can you imagine what they'll do to Toph? Thank fuck this film will bomb and they never have the chance to fuck up the second series.

*sulks, nerdily*

Posted by: YeahButNoBut at May 28, 2009 5:18 AM

Apparently Jesse McCartney dropped Zukko's role because of conflicts with his music tour.

That's right - even that tool thought he was too good for this movie. Even with all the racism backlash he was still Shyamalan's first preference as Zukko. Shyamalan only recast via McCartney's actions, not based on his own decisions. When he HAD to recast, then he thought he'd shut all the critics up and go with Dev Patel.

Good riddance, but still.

Posted by: Lydia at May 28, 2009 5:55 AM





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