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The Intersection of your Childhood Dreams and Your Adult Nightmares

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)

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Next week’s holiday episode of “Glee” will feature Chewbacca. And not any knock-off Chewbacca. The actual guy who plays Chewbacca. George Lucas gave the green light. It will be a throwback tribute to Star Wars and the Judy Garland Christmas.

I got nothing for you all except my deepest condolences. Even the assholes among you don’t deserve this. I’m really truly and sincerely sorry.

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Comments

The assholes who watch Glee do deserve this.

Posted by: zeke the pig at December 7, 2011 11:24 AM

The fact that Lucas is so impervious to shame is terrifying.

Posted by: Keith at December 7, 2011 11:29 AM

Wherin we learn that Chewy is gay and that's okay and cue musical number.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 11:31 AM

I can only hope that Chewie's going to rip their arms out of their sockets.

Posted by: Ghisent at December 7, 2011 11:32 AM

As much as I love "Star Wars" and I really do, the first three. After the prequels and the rest of Lucas' nonsense there's really nothing left to ruin. The franchise has been so incredibly shat upon by its own creator that nothing that happens to it really affects me anymore. I've grown numb to it.

I've locked away the original trilogy and my childhood love for this series in a small, secure impregnable in my mind and heart and nothing will ever get it. Ever. Not even my beloved Chewie appearing on Glee. Nope. The Force is too strong with me.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at December 7, 2011 11:33 AM

You couldn't even look up Peter Mayhew's name?

Posted by: lubeg at December 7, 2011 11:34 AM

Donut, I'll bet you a buck they don't perform Lapti Nek.

Posted by: lubeg at December 7, 2011 11:35 AM

They'll probably have Chewie sing I Love The Empire.

Posted by: lubeg at December 7, 2011 11:37 AM

If they want my eternal admiration, Chewbacca and Puck will sing "Puttin' on the Ritz", Young Frankenstein-style.

Posted by: jthomas666 at December 7, 2011 11:37 AM

Oh people, you have no imagination! This is something that could rival the can't-look-away terribleness of the Star Wars musical Christmas special.

Posted by: space oddity at December 7, 2011 11:37 AM

See, this is why we can't have nice things anymore. I originally hated him, but as time goes by maybe Bill Wayterson was right.

Posted by: MTGColorPie at December 7, 2011 11:38 AM

"What do you get a Wookiee, when he already has a comb?"

Couldn't they get Herb Jefferson Jr. for this? Have you ever seen that guy in the autograph section of a convention? He looks so depressed. They could invite Richard Hatch, too. It'll be a proper reunion! There might be some bad blood between the two, though, given that Hatch didn't bother to score a cameo for poor Herb.

Posted by: lubeg at December 7, 2011 11:41 AM

The surprise ending to the episode: Chewbacca will announce that Lucas is remaking the only three Star Wars movies and that all our home copies will self destruct in five seconds.

Posted by: lubeg at December 7, 2011 11:43 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Posted by: ZombieNurse at December 7, 2011 11:59 AM

Well, Pajiba certainly encouraged "Glee" for a good long while.

Posted by: Jay at December 7, 2011 12:24 PM

It's amazing how a show like Glee can go from beloved to despised in less than a season.

Posted by: Protoguy at December 7, 2011 12:26 PM

I'm sorry, but ever since I made that comment, all I can think about is Homo-wookie animal love. Two mammoth hairballs bumping uglies until there is just a huge dread-lock of matted fur where their dirty bits are. If you've ever had a long-haired animal, then you know that the horrible humping thatch of hypertrichosis is never letting go. They'll be locked together forever in carnal lust like some six-legged woolly mammoth in a perpetual state of fertility.

Write that screenplay, Lucas.

Posted by: admin at December 7, 2011 12:27 PM

OH get over it.

Posted by: valerie at December 7, 2011 12:40 PM

Happy Hate on Glee Day, everyone. I'm sorry I didn't get a proper invitation or I would have brought a cake. Will you accept my long standing hatred of Lea Michele (smug little bitch, terrible in Spring Awakening) as a substitute?

Posted by: Robert at December 7, 2011 12:56 PM

@ admin: That's just the way things were in the seventies and eighties. Wookies don't "manscape".

Posted by: midas89(heavy) at December 7, 2011 1:07 PM

Wow, I didn't know it was possible to fuck the shark while jumping it simultaneously. Way to go!

I can't wait for Glee's mashup of Gunsmoke and the Rocky Horror Show...

Posted by: Obst N. Gemuse at December 7, 2011 5:51 PM