The Intersection of your Childhood Dreams and Your Adult Nightmares
Next week's holiday episode of "Glee" will feature Chewbacca. And not any knock-off Chewbacca. The actual guy who plays Chewbacca. George Lucas gave the green light. It will be a throwback tribute to Star Wars and the Judy Garland Christmas.
I got nothing for you all except my deepest condolences. Even the assholes among you don't deserve this. I'm really truly and sincerely sorry.