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The History of Rap

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (41)



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It’s viral. And it hasn’t been out for 24 hours yet, so I don’t think we’ve completely entered the, “Dude, I’ve already seen that, like, 33 times” phase. Plus, it’s bad-ass. Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon here to perform the History of Rap. Pulls up your skirts. Raise the roof. Flash your gangster signs, y’all. This is a goddamn crowd pleaser.

I know there’s still plenty of you out there stubbornly resisting the gullible charms of Jimmy Fallon, but you have to give him this: No one on late-night television puts more effort into his bits than does Fallon. I love Dave to death, but he’s still rolling out Will It Float, while Leno is trudging out those motherfucking “Headlines.” Fallon dares to do something different every once in a while, and I appreciate that about him.










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Comments

I don't mind Fallon one bit. I think he's charming and engaging but when did anyone decide that Timberlake was funny? And whoever it was, damn, I hate him/her.

Posted by: AlwaysSunnyinNJ at September 30, 2010 3:59 PM

I thought it was great. And now I'm gonna watch it again.

Posted by: MyySharona at September 30, 2010 4:06 PM

That rocked.

Posted by: Rykker at September 30, 2010 4:10 PM

Once again: Fuck you Hulu!

Posted by: admin at September 30, 2010 4:12 PM

Haha!
Happy Birthday, admin.

Posted by: Rykker at September 30, 2010 4:14 PM

Youtube came through in the end. That was pretty good thanks to a kick-ass house band. Everything was good except for Soulja Boy. They could have found a much better option than that tripe.

Posted by: admin at September 30, 2010 4:20 PM

I don't think ABL will give you any black points for this. The boys did good though.

Posted by: Cindy at September 30, 2010 4:25 PM

Fallon tries. Otoh, Fallon has The Roots as his house band.

So that's offsetting penalties and no yards gained.

Posted by: Fredo at September 30, 2010 4:38 PM

...No.

Posted by: Jim Doggie at September 30, 2010 5:28 PM

What.. no Nas?

Posted by: WD at September 30, 2010 5:36 PM

I thought this was cute as hell. And I, for one, think JT is freakin' hilarious. Never had a problem with Fallon either.

Posted by: kate the great at September 30, 2010 6:08 PM

Why do I feel so guilty for enjoying that as much as I did?

Posted by: Sean at September 30, 2010 6:18 PM

Fallon is the worst host with the best show. Everything about his show is good. Good band. Good bits. Original. Fun guests. It's got all the right ingredients. I want to like it so bad.

But I can't fucking stand Jimmy Fallon. They could put anyone in there BUT him* and it would be amazing, but the guy just kills it for me.


* Maybe not Kilborn, that guy was dogshit awful.

Posted by: Jason Harris at September 30, 2010 6:19 PM

watching them both drop right into the snoop bounce just made my day. immensely.

Posted by: beckells at September 30, 2010 7:50 PM

Man, there a lot of white people in here.

Posted by: rich diculous at September 30, 2010 8:08 PM

That was way cool. :)

Posted by: Stella at September 30, 2010 11:10 PM

I really enjoyed that. I like a lot of Fallon's sketches, but normally can't stay up late enough to not have to catch them online.

Curse you, day job, kids, dogs, house and life!

Posted by: webelos8 at September 30, 2010 11:29 PM

i dunno... i'm gonna have to come down on the 'nay' side of this one - any one else notice the looks on the faces of the Roots? like they couldn't believe that this is what their careers have come to - playing back up to a couple of crackers "who grew up with hip hop", a couple of crackers butchering their heritage in front of a bunch of other crackers 90% of whom have no idea what's going on and are just really stoked that they got on TV.

the most telling moment of this came at the very beginning of the clip when Jimmy asked Justin if he grew up with hip hop. Justin replied that, of course he did and mentioned that they, NSYNC, even invited the Sugarhill Gang to open for them once, because that is what white people think is the history of rap - the Sugarhill Gang and Rapper's Delight. the sad irony here is that the Sugarhill Gang is to rap what NSYNC is to pop: a record company created band meant to cash in on a fad. true story.

before Rapper's Delight was released, no one in the Brooklyn or Queens or Bronx hip hop world had ever heard of Wonder Mike, Big Bank Hank or Master Gee, mostly because these three clowns were from fucking Englewood, New Jersey, and had never set foot in a club in Queens or on a street corner in Brooklyn and picked up a mic. they were called the Sugarhill gang because that was the name of the record label, not because they grew up in Harlem.

if this was meant as a tribute to the history of rap, where was the Kurtis Blow, Afrika Bambaataa, Grandmaster Flash, Melle Mel, Spoonie Gee, Rakim or KRS-One?

this was a tribute to major label rap that white suburban kids grew up listening to in the 90's and it was pretty lame.

Posted by: causaubon at September 30, 2010 11:48 PM

so, yeah, i'm in a cranky mood and decided to be a kill-joy.

obviously, if you're unaware of the back story, or just don't really care about it, this was a pretty fun clip.

sorry.

Posted by: causaubon at September 30, 2010 11:54 PM

One thing I learned from this: Timberlake does a pretty amazing Snoop Dogg.

Posted by: the_wakeful at October 1, 2010 12:36 AM

I agree with causaubon, this was bullshit. I wish i just had the roots doing a musical medley. Also, what the fuck was up with all the R&B thrown in at the end (Rhianna,) and the rock (Cody Chesnutt) Hip Hop? (Souljaboy, he's complete shit.) Seriously, white people are funny, and I just gained a tad more hate for both Jimmy and Justin.

This must be how Indians feel when skim milk schoolteachers tell students about the history of the first Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Gamal at October 1, 2010 3:16 AM

That was fun to watch.

And the reason they didn't do any Nas/Wu-Tang/Public Enemy/etc. etc. is because there would be no crowd reaction, they just picked the most famous songs and went with the most recognizable verses.

And Soulja Boy? Talk about the turd in the punch bowl, jesus fucking christ.

Posted by: Mick J at October 1, 2010 6:11 AM

Timberlake is a ubiquitous cancer from which there is no escape.

Rap is total dog shit. Thank god it's dying.

Posted by: JS at October 1, 2010 7:09 AM

"This must be how Indians feel when skim milk schoolteachers tell students about the history of the first Thanksgiving."

People from India probably wouldn't feel this way - but Native Americans might.

Posted by: shasha at October 1, 2010 7:10 AM

Looks like somebody's father taught them how to hate, coughcough causaubon coughcough. causaubon.

Posted by: chayes at October 1, 2010 9:33 AM

I realize that and appreciate that Pajiba is the haven for highly intelligent, often cranky, often downright curmudgeonly individuals who's superiority is often unmatched among the denizens of the vast Interwebs. This population makes this site a unique oasis of snark amongst an otherwise, blasted wasteland of up-skirt photos, shameless self-promotion, mug shots, faux rehabs, and douches who think Christina Hendricks is fat. The unique intelligence on this site can be brought to bear on any topic, often making the mundane detritus of one's daily ingestion of shit-sandwich somehow more fraught with meaning, signifying greater mysterious of wonder or injustice.

That being said, sometimes shit's just fun, lighten up.

Posted by: professor_love at October 1, 2010 9:55 AM

Loved it.

Don't get all the hate from some of these posts, it's fucking comedy not a documentary on the history of rap.

Posted by: Blinky at October 1, 2010 9:57 AM

Oh. My. God. Get your head out of your asses. It was fun, light hearted, and not supposed to be a documentary on the history of hip hop. And seriously, "crackers"? Go fuck yourself.
PS I happen to like both Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake. And I don't apologize for enjoying mainstream hiphop when it's good. But I'm a cracker so what the hell can you expect.
Go crawl back under your rock.

Posted by: Whorish Mouth at October 1, 2010 10:22 AM

OMG, that Beastie Boys impression was flawless.

Also between that and the last time I listened to A Tribe Called Quest, I've come to the conclusion that most mainstream rap today is slightly below techno in terms of musical value.

Considering how much I hate techno, that's a pretty major statement.

Posted by: ChristianH at October 1, 2010 10:55 AM

Timberlake is a ubiquitous cancer from which there is no escape.
Rap is total dog shit. Thank god it's dying.
Posted by: JS at October 1, 2010 7:09 AM

LOL, I have no idea where to begin with how wrong this comment is.

Posted by: ChristianH at October 1, 2010 10:57 AM

Fuck this appropriationist bullshit. Two surburban, poser wannabees. Timberfake is not down and never has been. It's an attempt to generate street cred with other suburban wannabees who sorta like black music but don't really want to know any black people.

Posted by: khia213 at October 1, 2010 11:27 AM

Well I enjoyed it, but not nearly as much as the skit pictured above, with which I was lured to read this post.

If you wanna see Fallon and Timberlake pay homage to true white people music, check out any of their Barry Gibb Talk Show clips. You *might* just find Justin Timberlake funny.

Posted by: AM at October 1, 2010 12:45 PM

The Barry Gibb Talk Show is awesome. This rap bit is fun, but I (as a white guy and big fan of most kinds of rap) thought that as a history of rap (and yes, that's what the fucking clip is called so that's how I'm going to judge it), it's weak. It's a white history of rap. It's a pop history of rap. Which is fine, because it was fun.

Posted by: Brenton at October 2, 2010 1:30 AM

Talkin it up...
on the barry gibb talk show..
talkin bout issues.
talkin bout real important issues.
Talkin it up....
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Posted by: john G. at October 2, 2010 8:45 AM

To clarify: Timberfake USES black culture whenever he has product to move. He will work with black producers, mimic black singers and claim a relationship with the culture when it's convenient. When things get tough, a la the Superbowl incident, he wants nothing to do with black folk. The rest of the time he's sporting golf pants that would offend the blind at country clubs that only let colored folks when they're working there and is as white as vanilla yogurt during a snow storm in Greenland.

Posted by: khia213 at October 2, 2010 2:01 PM

This is amazing. Way to go, Jimmy with your own show! (and at "rich diculous": check this out: http://www.ghettophysics.com)
aaand ... what's wrong with hulu???

Posted by: Tina at October 2, 2010 9:43 PM

Pajiba should adopt professor_love's post as its mission statement.

Posted by: Tecuya at October 2, 2010 11:50 PM

Power Struggles.....I saw a few clips of the film so far Ghetto Physics http://www.ghettophysics.com and found this in some of the literature on the film that I found really interesting. William H. Arntz who directed What The Bleep Do We Know, and Brown’s decision to utilize the Pimp and Ho metaphor for the film, explain, “We don’t formally refer to power interaction in say politics or economics as a game. But this is exactly what is taking place — using the language of the street is a very simplified way of describing such power dynamics.” Brown continues, GhettoPhysics.com helps you become more aware of it and play it from a position of personal power. The themes of empowerment and hope emerge, creating awareness of “the game” while empowering individuals to choose the role they play in every situation. The other cool thing is KSR-One and Ice T in it. Opened my eyes to a lot of crap going on to everyone.

Posted by: GAB at October 6, 2010 3:35 PM

GhettoPhysics is gonna shake the upside of media reality! Say it with truth!

Posted by: featherzzzzz at October 6, 2010 5:13 PM

Shake it up, shake it up...its about time we started questioning all the bullsh*t they've been feeding us. GhettoPhysics is keeping it real, bringing it to back to basics, back to the streets, to show us how screwed up the game's gotten. Its not about black and white, its about pimp and whore, master and slave...so which one are you?? It's about power, people, lets take it back

Posted by: Ztipp at October 6, 2010 7:20 PM

Don't worry about the points, besides, if they do get annoyed and punish you it will still be well worth it.

Posted by: Mikes sprayed concrete at October 7, 2010 2:37 PM