The Heat Red Band Trailer: Aw, He Put A Ring On It!
Ohhhhh, kids. Let me paint you a picture with words. It will probably resemble a paint-by-numbers or something your child did in school, but I'm painting it anyway. Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is a straight-laced FBI agent that likes to wear slacks and play by the rules. She has to partner with Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy), an insane police officer that dresses as if she got lost on her way to a Motley Crue reunion concert. The two have to team up to take down a drug lord.
Over here is a happy little tree.
Paul Feig (Bridesmaids) is directing the two and the script is from Kate Dippold (Parks & Recreation). Now we see a quiet little stream destroyed by Sandra Bullock dropping the f-bomb and Melissa McCarthy yelling about balls. It's a beautiful picture. NSFW, of course.
The Heat is set to release April 5, 2013 in our little world. I can see from the clock that our time is up. Godtopus bless you, my friends.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)