'The Heat' Red Band Trailer: Aw, He Put A Ring On It!
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The Heat Red Band Trailer: Aw, He Put A Ring On It!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 20, 2012 | Comments ()


Ohhhhh, kids. Let me paint you a picture with words. It will probably resemble a paint-by-numbers or something your child did in school, but I'm painting it anyway. Sarah Ashburn (Sandra Bullock) is a straight-laced FBI agent that likes to wear slacks and play by the rules. She has to partner with Shannon Mullins (Melissa McCarthy), an insane police officer that dresses as if she got lost on her way to a Motley Crue reunion concert. The two have to team up to take down a drug lord.

Over here is a happy little tree.

Paul Feig (Bridesmaids) is directing the two and the script is from Kate Dippold (Parks & Recreation). Now we see a quiet little stream destroyed by Sandra Bullock dropping the f-bomb and Melissa McCarthy yelling about balls. It's a beautiful picture. NSFW, of course.

The Heat is set to release April 5, 2013 in our little world. I can see from the clock that our time is up. Godtopus bless you, my friends.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Imma watch the shit outta this.

  • QueeferSutherland

    How am I laughing at Sandra Bullock saying "you just gave me a ring muwafucka?"

    /checks birth certificate
    //sees 1982 as birth year
    ///accepts that I'm at an age where this is funny now

  • Obst N. Gemuse

    Foul-mouthed fat chix -- that's what makes Hollywood great.

  • MrFrye

    I truly do not understand why you people think that foul-mouthed morons are funny.

  • Devin McMusters

    I adore Melissa McCarthy.....but all the swearing seems so forced in this. Maybe it's my advanced age.

  • Stephen Nein

    That looks wonderfullyawful.

  • phase10

    I think something broke in my brain...does not compute. Is someone cooking toast? Why do I smell toast? Oh, it's OK. I think I'm having a strokkkkkkkkkkk

  • Frank Berrodin


  • Robert

    I laughed. A lot.

    I'll show myself out.

  • pajiba

    Me too. *slinks away*

  • Louise

    I'm right behind you. And so ashamed.

  • Quatermain

    I don't know if I have enough suspension of disbelief in me to buy McCarthy as a cop.

  • Skyler Durden is not logged in

    I have an easier time buying MM as a cop than I do buying Sandra Bullock as a foul-mouthed toughie. I love how game she is, but she (and Anne Hathaway, amiright?) seem to suffer from an abundance of adorableness that ultimately handicaps her.

  • kilmo

    That last sequence just redeemed it all for me. Though, it does seem really illegal yo just blow people up.

    So, it's like Miss Congenality, but she never gets pretty. Bullock's hair is terrible throughout that entire trailer, the spilt ends and it never looks brushed.

  • Maguita NYC

    You just cited the only difference between her and Aniston: Split ends on film.

    But THIS: Two women ridiculing macho movies about guns and undiscriminating mass killings, and moreover doing it better?
    I am so there.

  • Natallica

    Oh, no... Bullock in "Miss congeniality" mode again.

  • BlackRabbit

    Well, she only has what, about 3 modes? Romcom, Action-y, and....ok, I don't know her films.

  • Robert

    Bad accents? That's how she won the Oscar, after all.

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