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Remainders of the Day


Porn Stars, Robots, and the End of the World / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | April 2, 2009 | Comments (61)


Here’s what we missed today:

First up, the entire list of robots for the upcoming Transformers sequel have been named. Most of the names are completely foreign to me (which one is the jeep? I had the jeep when I was a kid, but I traded it for a metal baseball bat, which I then used to destroy abandoned Transformers). I cannot imagine why anyone would give a flying talleywacker about them, but here’s the full list. I refuse to transcribe the names here for you. I fear that by doing so, such knowledge will infect my brain.

Elsewhere, Francis Lawrence — the director of I Am Legend — is aiming environmental with his next film. He’s joined with his I Am Legend writer Mark Protosevich to adapt Alan Weisman’s The World Without Us. In his Cannonball Read review of the book, Prisco described the plot:

Essentially, Weisman’s book is a big old green thumb in the bum of Homo Sapiens. We are ruining the world faster and faster each day. And there’s little we can do to stop it. So he focuses the book on what would happen if some sort of mythical plague/rapture occurred and mankind was gone from the earth. A practice he admits is a bit of an improbability, but nonetheless really interesting. When Weisman is focusing on what would happen to the world without us, the book is at its most riveting. How everything from nuclear power plants to basic building would decay or fall apart. He describes to the minutest particle how a typical suburban sprawl would disintegrate into a forest again. Or how the decomposition of a human works out in relation to burial practices and the like. How integration of species would effect the return of certain species and how it would mete out. Domesticated animals and livestock versus wilderness. It the kind of thing you wish they’d make an IMAX movie about.

So, basically, it’s a movie with no humans in it? Just rotting buildings and decomposition of man-made materials. Sounds like a great idea for a movie, if it were a 50,000 year-long movie. They could screen it back-to-back with Che.

Elsewhere, Christopher Nolan’s next film, Inception, has picked up a few more cast members. Starring alongside Leonardo DiCaprio will now be Marion Cottiliard (Public Enemies), Ellen Page, and Cillian Murphy. Details on the movie’s premise are still scant, except that DiCaprio and Cotilliard will be husband and wife, and Page will play a college-student assistant to DiCaprio’s CEO.

And finally, here’s the cool but enigmatic movie poster for Steven Soderbergh’s next film, which stars porn star Sasha Grey. Below the image is the studio supplied plot description:


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Set in the weeks leading up to the 2008 presidential election, THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE is five days in the life of Chelsea (adult film star Sasha Grey in her mainstream film debut), an ultra high-end Manhattan call girl who offers more than sex to her clients, but companionship and conversation - “the girlfriend experience.” Chelsea thinks she has her life totally under control—she feels her future is secure because she runs her own business her own way, makes $2000 an hour, and has a devoted boyfriend (Chris Santos) who accepts her lifestyle. But when you’re in the business of meeting people, you never know who you’re going to meet…


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Comments

Oh wow. That's kinda hot.

Posted by: Sapphiar at April 2, 2009 9:08 PM

I like my hookers to remain quiet unless spoken to.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at April 2, 2009 9:11 PM

Soundwave can turn into a communications satellite now? He should've stuck to turning into a cassette player.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI02xryIJGY

Posted by: branded at April 2, 2009 9:16 PM

Is that Nemo I see through the dots?

Posted by: SofĂ­a at April 2, 2009 9:19 PM

how does one go about making 2000/hr?

I would REALLY like to know.
seriously. I have law school bills to pay.

Posted by: sara at April 2, 2009 9:22 PM

So does she hook-up with a factitious New York politician during those five days?

Any idea whether or not Cillian gets to play a deep, good guy or another bad guy freak?

Posted by: iceman at April 2, 2009 9:25 PM

If anyone has seen and, much more importantly, heard Sasha Grey before, that movie is doomed. She's extraordinarily annoying. I might be interested if Soderbergh is dubbing over her voice, though.

Posted by: WD at April 2, 2009 9:51 PM

All the times I've seen Sasha Grey, I wasn't really paying attention to what was coming out of her mouth.

Not at the beginning of the films, anyway.... towards the end...

Posted by: Withnail at April 2, 2009 9:59 PM

Come on. She's a fucking porn star. They're not actual actors. For fuck's sake, she gives hummers for a living, legally. And isn't Soderberg that idiot who directed Van Helsing? If that's true, this movie is guaranteed to suck.

Posted by: George at April 2, 2009 10:01 PM

Did anyone recognize Sasha the minute they saw this picture, and wondered if Pajiba was going to start reviewing porno movies?

Posted by: George at April 2, 2009 10:05 PM

Inception will be awesome. It's in the cards.

Posted by: Mick J at April 2, 2009 10:06 PM

And isn't Soderberg that idiot who directed Van Helsing?

No.

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 10:07 PM

George, I can only pray that you're joking. If not...

Posted by: TK at April 2, 2009 10:10 PM

So we're going back to the Sex, Lies era then? Where the fuck is James Spader; that's all I want to know.

Posted by: Cindy at April 2, 2009 10:11 PM

Does the DSL list have to get shuffled now?

Posted by: MrCresosote at April 2, 2009 10:15 PM

Also, Sasha Grey is pretty good in the James Gunn's PG Porn episode she did.

"I thought we were double entendre...ing"

Posted by: TK at April 2, 2009 10:17 PM

Gosh, that poster is pretty.

And isn't Soderberg that idiot who directed Van Helsing? If that's true, this movie is guaranteed to suck.

George...

Posted by: Kayanne at April 2, 2009 10:22 PM

I will be seeing Inception because good guy, bad guy, crazy guy, I like me some Cillian Murphy.

And I've seen one video with Sasha Gray and in it she was fully clothed and talking about how much she loves her job. So, you know, good for her. I'm still not to the point where I'm willing to do the sort of things I've heard she does, no matter how much money is involved.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 2, 2009 10:25 PM

In all seriousness, I think that Sasha is a "post-modern" porn star. Meaning that she does suck and fuck on camera for money, but she kinda "gets it" - she understands what a porn star is in our culture and she's just self-aware enough and not abused-as-a-kid enough to keep some semblance of sanity around her.

More often than not, when a director or artist wants to comment on porn, or the female role in our hyper-sexualized society, they cast her.

Case in point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoBakd7QlQE

Posted by: Withnail at April 2, 2009 10:32 PM

Oh, Stephen Sommers is the Van Helsing douchebag. Soderberg is the guy who made Traffic.

Come on, you see how I got them messed up, they have the same first name and the same initials. Damn this is embarrassing.


I'll watch Traffic soon, I managed to record it on Starz. Sorry you share the same name as an ass hat Soderberg.

Posted by: George at April 2, 2009 10:40 PM

Yeah, except one of them is one of the great directors working in hollywood, straddling big budget projects and DIY independent films.

The other one directed VAN FUCKING HELSING!

Posted by: Withnail at April 2, 2009 10:42 PM

Also, trying to figure out what that other picture is on The Girlfriend Experience poster is going to drive me nuts.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 2, 2009 10:43 PM

Genny, Those are balls.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at April 2, 2009 10:46 PM

Of course I was joking, TK. That comment couldn't possibly have been serious.

Posted by: George at April 2, 2009 10:47 PM

I like my hookers to remain quiet unless spoken to.

But what do they say when you tell them to shut up, BSlim!?!?

Posted by: Kayanne at April 2, 2009 10:51 PM

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 10:51 PM

And if you shrink it and then blow that up, well, it still looks like something tumescentally horizontal with something curved underneath it

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 10:57 PM

It's a sailboat! It's a sailboat!

Posted by: admin at April 2, 2009 10:59 PM

ARCEE!!!

Posted by: gp at April 2, 2009 11:01 PM

It's a schooner! And Soderberg is clinging to past glories.

Posted by: king at April 2, 2009 11:06 PM

Soderbergh

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 11:09 PM

Well he did write a book called "Getting Away With It".

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 11:09 PM

Just skimmed the headline. If it's a reminder that the world ends today i'm cool with it, as long as it involves lots of robots and pornstars...or robo-pornstars?!

Posted by: Mr. Rotinaj at April 2, 2009 11:10 PM

I really hope that list is bullshit. Starscream should be an F-18, Jetfire should be the F-22 and Soundwave should be an I-pod.

I mean, if your going to fuck the franchise at least fuck it good.

Posted by: admin at April 2, 2009 11:12 PM

No no no, the F-22 looks much more like the original characters' F-15 design, but nothing else currently resembles Jetfire's/Macross Valkyrie's F-14 that much.


I still don't know what the hell's in that poster. Thanks for making me think about it, Rusty! With the dots tighter together it kinda looks like someone putting a reddish pencil in their open mouth (on the right), but it also kinda looks like a reflection of a red line across a round lens. I had to make sure it wasn't just a close-up of the sunglasses. If Sasha knows she's not mentioning it on her Twitter.

Mystery!

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 11:24 PM

Wait, Jay, you follow Sasha Gray's Twitter? Learn something new everyday.

(I can't say much. I follow Ashton Kutcher's Twitter. It's pretty damned amusing.)

I like Soderbergh. Out of Sight is the one thing that keeps me from writing off Jennifer Lopez as a talentless hack and I'm a fan of his direction overall. His aesthetic works for me.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at April 2, 2009 11:27 PM

I don't follow no Twitter no how. As Ms. Larson might say, I don't believe in it. But I saw she had one and checked it over for information. No dice, Chicago!

Dammit, I was going to bed and I get a reference question...sigh sigh sigh.

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 11:30 PM

Oh but a Decepticon should certainly be an Apple product. You're right on there.

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 11:32 PM

Oh and ".....Devastatah!"

Posted by: Jay at April 2, 2009 11:48 PM

$2,000 an HOUR? Kee-rist, $2,000 would get you laid every night for a YEAR in West By-God. Pay the cover at Bent Willey's, grab the first blitzed chick you see ...

Well ... unless you're Slim, then ... yeah, you'd burn through it in an hour even here.

Salute!

Posted by: bucdaddy at April 2, 2009 11:52 PM

Any guy that pays a hooker for sex has it all backwards, you don't pay them for sex, you pay them to leave.

Posted by: Pookie at April 2, 2009 11:56 PM

Damn, that, poster almost makes me want to see this. Almost.

Posted by: jM at April 2, 2009 11:58 PM

That extra comma is a stowaway and should be shot accordingly.

Posted by: jM at April 3, 2009 12:00 AM

I understand what you're saying Jay, but the F-22 far more closely resembles Jetfire than the SR-71. I understand that he's supposed to be older but, bloody hell, if your going to update the characters at least make it believable. Jetfire's black? I think not.

And, to hell with Devistator! They'll use him as the "indestructable climax" (here's your set-up bucdaddy) then we'll all go home with a comfortable feeling of, meh.

Posted by: admin at April 3, 2009 12:06 AM

I want this movie poster! It's HOT!

Posted by: Nathiest at April 3, 2009 12:12 AM

Just wanted to say I'm loving these end-of-the-day trash-dumping posts. They come too late for my day to be ruined by whatever horrible news Hollywood comes out with.

Posted by: figgy at April 3, 2009 2:08 AM

Never heard of Sasha Grey. Is she famous in the States? I tried searching the web, but it's almost impossible to find any porn :P

Posted by: Mr. Rotinaj at April 3, 2009 3:19 AM

And, to hell with Devistator! I have posted some related topics on kissBBW.c o m.Wish you know more.

Posted by: paula at April 3, 2009 4:27 AM

Awesome! The spambots now use our own phrases to make even less sense then before.

Wish I know more indeed.

Posted by: admin at April 3, 2009 7:32 AM

Inception sounds pretty damn good. Maybe even, "I'll forgive Ellen Page for Juno" good. (All is forgiven with a Nolan.)

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 3, 2009 9:05 AM

Holy shit...the Spambots are starting to read our comments and repeat what we say to learn our language. I saw this in an episode of Doctor Who once...EVERYBODY STOP POSTING!!!

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at April 3, 2009 9:06 AM

Um, didn't one of those sciency cable channels already do a "World Without Us" thing?

Posted by: Mrs. Adams at April 3, 2009 9:27 AM

EVERYBODY STOP POSTING!!!

Posted by: Skye at April 3, 2009 9:29 AM

Posted by: Mr. Rotinaj at April 3, 2009 3:19 AM

I'm sorry, what? You can't find porn on the interwebs?

I have to agree with a poster up there...Sasha Grey's speaking voice annoys me to distraction. I usually keep things on mute until the clothes come off.

I mean, not that I watch that sort of thing.

I'd still try to watch it, though. She seems pretty enough. And it might be a decent movie.

Oh Transformers. I was actually hoping that Soundwave could redeem my faith in the series. But...the Doctor? Seriously? How the mighty (Transformers) have fallen.

The next movie should have the Dinobots, just to fuck up the ignorant masses even more. Think about it...DINOSAURS that TRANSFORM!

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 3, 2009 9:30 AM

THis sounds like an extended (ha ha!) episode of Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Every other client wants The Girlfriend Experience.

Posted by: amanda47 at April 3, 2009 9:46 AM

The next movie should have the Dinobots, just to fuck up the ignorant masses even more. Think about it...DINOSAURS that TRANSFORM!

Except the Dinobots transform into boats.

Posted by: admin at April 3, 2009 10:14 AM

And keep the same names...except for Swoop, who transforms into an Apache.

Posted by: Shadows of Dakaron at April 3, 2009 10:17 AM

Okay, wow, the cast for that Chris Nolan movie looks f***ing AMAZING! Though I think it's interesting that you pointed out Public Enemies instead of La Vie En Rose, for which she won the Oscar (over Ellen Page, actually).

Posted by: ChristianH at April 3, 2009 10:52 AM

I'll probably have to rent The Girlfriend Experience. I'm afraid seeing Sasha Grey on screen might trigger some automatic response to start masturbating furiously.

Posted by: dave at April 3, 2009 1:47 PM

Dangit, Pajiba. You're adding to the list of porn I have to download. That woman is hot.

Posted by: Lucas at April 4, 2009 2:42 PM

I read the book, it should be a good movie

Posted by: Matty at May 25, 2009 3:25 PM