The First Photos From Jurassic World Are Severely Lacking in Their BD Wong
The first photos from the set of Jurassic World are out and, while I’m super excited to have any information on this movie, well… something is lacking.
Okay, Bryce Dallas Howard is pretty damn cool. Although I do not believe that she could maintain that bob for one straight second in the humidity of Isla Nublar. But I want more! Where I want Chris Pratt there is a dented truck. And where I want a damn velociraptor there’s a director’s chair. And where I want sexy scientist BD Wong there are gorgeous Hawaiian mountains (read: towering over me from all directions).
Oh, whatever. These still make me feel like an 8 year old in a dino-filled resort kitchen again (So terrifixcited). And we still have a full year (and then some) until this movie comes out. I want to see this movie so badly that I may resort to Calvin and Hobbes- style time travel efforts. Which is to say, sitting in a cardboard box until a year has passed and I can buy a ticket already.
Vivian Kane wants you to clear your schedules, because this comes out just before her birthday next year. So now you all know what you’re doing that day.
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