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The First Photos From Jurassic World Are Severely Lacking in Their BD Wong

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | April 24, 2014 | Comments ()


The first photos from the set of Jurassic World are out and, while I’m super excited to have any information on this movie, well… something is lacking.


Okay, Bryce Dallas Howard is pretty damn cool. Although I do not believe that she could maintain that bob for one straight second in the humidity of Isla Nublar. But I want more! Where I want Chris Pratt there is a dented truck. And where I want a damn velociraptor there’s a director’s chair. And where I want sexy scientist BD Wong there are gorgeous Hawaiian mountains (read: towering over me from all directions).

Oh, whatever. These still make me feel like an 8 year old in a dino-filled resort kitchen again (So terrifixcited). And we still have a full year (and then some) until this movie comes out. I want to see this movie so badly that I may resort to Calvin and Hobbes- style time travel efforts. Which is to say, sitting in a cardboard box until a year has passed and I can buy a ticket already.

Via EW.

Vivian Kane wants you to clear your schedules, because this comes out just before her birthday next year. So now you all know what you’re doing that day.

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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not

  • Nadiney

    Dinosaurssss! I want to see iiittt!

  • John G.

    no BD Wong? That's BD Wrong! (HIGH FIVE)

  • ed newman

    In honor of Ms. Howard's naming protocol, I shall now be known as ed jersey city newman. Please inform the media.

  • chanohack

    My new middle name is Tucson. I'm down.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Ron Howard likes to make the middle name of his children the place where they were conceived. It's why his son's full name is Reed Brian Glazer's Office Howard.

  • "I do not believe that she could maintain that bob for one straight second in the humidity of Isla Nublar."

    This is probably the most important point and I'm not even kidding right now because, okay, fine: let's say she just keeps it with, like, gobs of spray-in conditioner -- that is going to just become FULL of gnats. It's not mutually exclusive: we can't have the technology to make dinosaurs while simultaneously forgetting ALL we've learned about beauty at the Pond's Institute (tm).

    Science is a goddamned flat circle, you monsters, and Bryce Dallas Howard can't do all the heavy lifting!

  • Al Borland's Beard

    I'm still holding out hope for a Jeff Goldblum cameo. Maybe he can voice the T-Rex, who can talk now for some reason.

    "Am I going to eat you? Hmmm. Probably. Gee. I'd really like to. Let's see...Yes, I'm going to eat you."

  • emmalita

    Well now I'm going to be disappointed. Nothing Jurassic World comes up with will be that good, or that frightening.

  • NateMan

    I'm withholding all my hopes and terror-filled dreams for Godzilla, which actually does look scary.

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