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Posted by: Fredo at December 6, 2010 1:54 PM
At least with Julianne Nicholson the movie will have one hot redhead.
Posted by: coveredinbees at December 6, 2010 1:57 PM
I don't even see Emma Stone inside that Generic blond girl.
Also, Next To Normal is fucking genius. I've seen the show twice, so I look forward to seeing what those writers will do with RDJ.
Posted by: A-schaef at December 6, 2010 2:00 PM
She looks like Sienna Miller. And while Sienna Miller is a real looker and all, as an actress you probably don't want to be getting mistaken for her.
Posted by: Big Moo at December 6, 2010 2:04 PM
Kirsten Dunst's picture makes my penis sad and mopey. Having sex with her would be like humping a bowl of Xanax-addled dumplings. Sure it's soft and inviting, but what the fuck, man?
Posted by: Kballs at December 6, 2010 2:10 PM
Erm, I saw Enron on Broadway. It was entertaining. It's not a movie. It was barely a musical, so I don't know what it's going to have over Smartest Guys in the Room.
Hmm. Maybe titling it "Enron for Dummies" would help. Or "A 101 Pop Culture-Based Metaphors to Help You Understand the Enron Collapse"
Enron would have been better as an off-Broadway show.
Posted by: Sara Tonin at December 6, 2010 2:24 PM
mmmmm....Xanex-addled dumplings....
[drool]
Posted by: superasente at December 6, 2010 2:26 PM
My penis agrees
Posted by: sailboat at December 6, 2010 2:43 PM
Wow, I didn't know Jenna Jameson and Sienna Miller had a kid together
Posted by: Amanda6 at December 6, 2010 2:51 PM
Emma Stone may be naturally blonde, but not that shade of blonde. Of course, stripping the red out, can be tricky (which is funny, given how quickly it fades as a color in general).
Posted by: tamatha at December 6, 2010 3:03 PM
Kballs: You know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at December 6, 2010 3:08 PM
He has sex with dudes?
Posted by: Perfect Tommy at December 6, 2010 3:09 PM
The Kilted Yaksman,
Wait, so you're attracted to the thing in the header pic?
*dry heave*
I'll be just sec---
*throws up lunch*
Oh man, I can't---
*throws up breakfast*
Jesusfuckingchristohmygo---
*throws up Thanksgiving dinner*
Where did that come fr---
*throws up pizza from 8th birthday party*
Posted by: Kballs at December 6, 2010 3:26 PM
You guys are idiots. I think it's great that Emma Stone is going blonde for the reboot. It's a major part and given that she's starting to build a following I think changing her look up is the perfect way to get people to stop associating her with her goofier recent misfit-type roles. I for one and am excited to see what kinda performance gets paired with this look.
Posted by: valerie at December 6, 2010 3:34 PM
mmmmmm....pizza from 8th birthday party...
[drool]
Posted by: superasente at December 6, 2010 3:39 PM
mmmmm....Xanex-addled dumplings....
[drool]
mmmmmm....pizza from 8th birthday party...
[drool]
Give me 10 minutes in a tire swing and I can produce some cake and whiskey for that feast you're enjoying, superasente. Just ignore any pills or fur you may encounter.
Posted by: Kballs at December 6, 2010 3:48 PM
FINISH HIM!
Posted by: sailboat at December 6, 2010 3:59 PM
I'm continually baffled by the idea that there is a segment of the male population that does NOT think Kirsten Dunst is hot. It's not like she's famous because of her acting ability, for God's sake. If she's decided she's finally cool with getting naked, all I can say is "Thanks!"
Posted by: Todd at December 6, 2010 4:03 PM
Why does everyone hate Kirsten Dunst so much?
Also, give Emma Stone a break. I bet she is happy for the opportunity to run around with her natural hair colour for a while. As a natural blonde who is usually dyed red I sympathise with this. People actually get angry at me when I go back to my natural colour but come on, sometimes I get tired of dealing with roots. Show us real blondes some love!
... yes, I do realize that I sound like a whiny baby and the red/blonde issue is not a valid problem.
Posted by: Nique at December 6, 2010 4:28 PM
I do like Kirsten Dunst, but I also find her anagram nickname "Dr. Sunken Tits" to be hilariously appropriate. I'm easy like that.
Posted by: Craig at December 6, 2010 4:37 PM
Every time I see an image of Kirsten Dunst, I have the urge to hold it down and forcibly shower it.
Posted by: Vonnegut Slut at December 6, 2010 4:55 PM
Actually, I think Emma Stone as a blond is kinda hot. And Dunst.
Fuck you all! ;)
Posted by: trib at December 6, 2010 6:54 PM
Bitches be trippin'! You guys are all nuts. I girlcrush on Emma Stone so hard, I want to BE her. You could punch her in the face, draw a silly moustache on her, and toss her in front of me with matted greasy hair, and I'd still be like 'OHMYFUCKINGGODILOVEYOUSOMUCHBEMYBFF4EVERANDEVER!!'
Can't tell me Bryce Dallas Howard looked better. Can't tell me.
Posted by: Laurie at December 6, 2010 10:11 PM
I'm not usually too hard on people for their looks, or what have you, but My GOD, Dunst's posture is appalling. I mean really, I beg of you, just do some yoga or push ups or something that doesn't involving bending over, just to have your shoulders back to a human structured gait. You pretty and all, but I cant fucking look at you. *
*(bad day at work apologies, Ms. Dunst.)
Posted by: adam at December 7, 2010 12:22 AM
Perhaps the group of wilting penasia (tm. Louis CK) should have read this article as I did:
Rooney Mara: "...my nipple ring..."
I'm sure there are other news stories above, but I can't remember any of them.
Posted by: Steve at December 8, 2010 2:12 AM
This definitely does not look right, I liked her color and cut better in Easy A. Good to see that she is moving up in the film industry though. As a blonde Emma Stone is still pulling it off!
Posted by: Lily at December 10, 2010 10:32 PM
Gimme my redhead Emma Stone back!