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'The Expendables 3' Cast Posters: Call Your Doctor If Your Action Boner Lasts Longer Than 4 Hours.

By Jodi Smith | Industry | April 2, 2014 |

By Jodi Smith | Industry | April 2, 2014 |


The Expendables franchise is ridiculous, terribly written, lacking in character development and plot growth, and an excuse for aging action stars to punch the shit out of each other. I love them in all of their cheesy, exploding glory and look forward to each and every sequel that Sylvester Stallone pens while sitting on his pile of money and farting with glee.

Collider, Jo Blo, Coming Soon, and ign were given the honor of sharing exclusive posters of the cast of The Expendables 3. It seems to me that most of the posters look like a Viagra commercial and I’m okay with that. Please to enjoy the moistening of your lions as you gaze upon The Statham and these other dudes (and one lady).

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Jodi Smith is the Associate Trade News Editor at Pajiba. You can email her or follow her on Twitter.



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