By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (11)
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Posted by: space oddity at July 20, 2011 10:34 AM
Gah.
Posted by: , at July 20, 2011 10:39 AM
@space oddity:
Yes. Yes he is.
Who exactly is the half man in this scenario? The kid is nearly 18, so for the title to make any sense he has to get shipped off to college, or military school with that goddamn Finkelstein shit-kid, and then Kutcher and Cryer have to try to adopt a tween.
I've thought more about this show in the last 3 minutes than I have in the previous 8 years. I'm done now.
Posted by: Groundloop at July 20, 2011 10:45 AM
Dustin - I'm guessing that you doctored the sign that they are hold and that the network doesn't have this kind of sense of humor?
Posted by: tamatha at July 20, 2011 10:55 AM
Ugh. Ashton looks good with all that facial hair.
I'll go kill myself now.
Posted by: internet magpie at July 20, 2011 11:25 AM
At this point I think the math goes:
0.95 (Kutcher) + 0.80 (the kid) + 0.75 (Cryer)
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 20, 2011 11:27 AM
"Who exactly is the half man in this scenario? The kid is nearly 18, so for the title to make any sense he has to get shipped off to college, or military school with that goddamn Finkelstein shit-kid, and then Kutcher and Cryer have to try to adopt a tween."
Maybe they're going to cut him in half this year.
Posted by: Craig at July 20, 2011 12:02 PM
So like they both get married and legally adopt the kid? I get it.
Posted by: googergieger at July 20, 2011 1:33 PM
@Craig, That I would tune in for.
Posted by: Groundloop at July 20, 2011 1:59 PM
This is almost... almost enough to make me forgive Kutcher for being a huge douche.
Why, you ask?
Because by taking this job, all of the laziest, dullest-witted, least intellectually-curious people in North America will all tune in...
And he will have Punk'd every last one of them.
Honestly, I'd sleepwalk through a half-dozen episodes and then walk out on my contract, just to screw with the network.
Posted by: Uncommoner at July 21, 2011 12:10 AM
I hope that it's magic, and Ashton has to do his best Sheen impression. "I swear, this ancient idol switched my insane mind into the body of this beach bum looking beefcake! MULLIGAN!"
Posted by: Starhammer at July 22, 2011 10:12 PM
so... is john cryer checking out ashton's package?