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I Am Created Shiva, The Destroyer

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Wow, I honestly don’t know how I feel about this.

Consideirng this is Pajiba, I am sure there are several of you familiar with the fantastic Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins. Based on the Destroyer action-adventure novel series (over 100 books and counting), it featured Fred Ward as Remo Williams, a cop convicted of a crime he did not commit and sentenced to death. Instead, his death is faked, and he is recruited into a secret government organization tasked to do the dirty work of the nation. He is trained in the ancient art of Sinanju (considered the source of all martial arts) by Chiun (Joel Grey), a cranky old master and the deadliest assassin alive. Basically a Korean Pai Mei, played by a white guy.

Remo Williams was glorious. You had Fred Ward as a martial artist who was even able to, amongst other things, dodge bullets in the most hilariously awkward way possible.

And my God, was Chiun awesome. He was racist, sexist … just pick an -ist, and he probably had it. He could also kill you as soon as look at you, and could run (not walk, he was a stickler on that) on water. And he was actually toned down from the books.

Oh and if that didn’t make you want to watch, Wilford Brimley and his diabeetus also shows up as the head of the secret government organization, known as CURE. And there is a massive weed field near an Army base in one scene. Could be a goof, but I love the other implications. While many of the book’s fans hated the film for the usual reasons, I loved the hell out of it.

But I digress. The point is that Columbia Pictures is resurrecting the franchise with a new Destroyer film. It will be another origins/franchise bait story, following the first book. Brothers Charley and Vlas Parlapanides have been hired to write the script. They’re currently penning the script for the Greek mythology epic War of Gods, which has Tarsem Singh set to direct.

While I, like many, am apprehensive of all these 80s movie reboots and remakes and rehashes, if anything deserved another shot at being terrible, it is Remo Williams. Either they take it seriously (turning it into a superpowered spy film), they go cheesetastic with it, or they do both (like the first film). I can’t say I would be disappointed with any of them. And since the producers are from The Dark Knight and The Transporter, the glimmer of hope in ym heart grows a bit stronger.

Really, as long as they have a racist jackass Korean in there, I am satisfied.

Oh and for those wondering: the title The Destroyer (as well as the quote) comes from the books, where Remo discovers he is an avatar for Shiva, the Hindu god of destruction. He can channel this into incredible destructive potential, and in this state is dubbed “The Destroyer”.









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Comments

I've never read the books, but I am surprised by my affection for the original movie. Everyone in it is mad fun. (You didn't even mention Kate Mulgrew!)

If any underappreciated 80s film deserves a remake, this is the one.

Posted by: Jerce at July 14, 2009 6:24 PM

"But I digress. The point is that Columbia Pictures is resurrecting the franchise with a new Destroyer film. It will be another origins/franchise bait story, following the first book..."

Hmmmmmmmm, I like the original as is (even with the HORRIBLE Captain Janeway doing that shit she calls acting).
I'm willing to give it a chance if they don't make it some sort of parody of Adventure Begins.

I also nominate Brad Pitt as Remo, this could be his franchise.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 14, 2009 6:25 PM

Loved me some Remo Williams. I was always pissed that they never made a sequel, like they hinted at. Fred Ward could kick ass with the best of them. He was the best part of Road Trip and, the best movie of all time, Tremors.

Posted by: logar at July 14, 2009 6:35 PM

I loved Remo Williams!

"Karate, Kung Fu, Ninjitsu - they are but shadows. Sinanju is the Sun. Most intelligent people know this already, but it is apparent to me that you know less than nothing, pay attention!"

"You move like a baboon... with two clubbed feet!"

"You move like a pregnant yak."

"I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work."

"Professional assassination. It's the highest form of public service."

Posted by: John W at July 14, 2009 6:44 PM

Women are for making babies... preferably manchild.

Posted by: Eep at July 14, 2009 6:57 PM

Women are for making babies... preferably manchild.

Posted by: Eep at July 14, 2009 6:57 PM

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Quite possibly the best movie quote of all time.

And in these troubling times, it's more relevant than ever.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 14, 2009 7:02 PM

The key to dodging bullets is the spinning

Posted by: A. Biro at July 14, 2009 7:33 PM

I read this series way in it's beginning and still have a very soft spot for it.

I totally despised this movie for crapping all over the books. (Yeah, they're total crap all on their own, but still...)

So, the remake will be whatever the next level from crap is.

Posted by: UncleJR at July 14, 2009 8:05 PM

Fuck the Clash of the Titans remake...Greek mythology epic + Tarsem = I just fainted from the awesome.

Posted by: icecreammang at July 14, 2009 8:16 PM

So why does the guy with the gun just, you know, keep standing 50 feet from Remo when it's clear he can't hit him from that distance?

If it were me, I'd get up to about 10 feet away, shout "Bang!" wait for Remo to do that spin thing and then cap him in the ass.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 14, 2009 9:12 PM

Also, bad guys in movies are such notoriously terrible shots. I'd think opening a shooting academy for criminals would be a lucrative venture, except of course they'd rob you about once a week.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 14, 2009 10:43 PM

The reason the Destroyer series was readable is because it had a sense of humor, and the movie captured some of that. I still wince when I think of Joel Grey as an old Korean guy, though.

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Posted by: satokofan at July 14, 2009 11:14 PM

I still wince when I think of Joel Grey as an old Korean guy, though.

I think that, to somebody's twisted way of thinking, having a white guy play a caricature Asian would somehow be less offensive than having an actual Asian doing the stereotype jokes.

Joel Grey took it and ran with it, as he seems to do with every performance. (Remember him in Buffy?)

Posted by: Jerce at July 14, 2009 11:33 PM

Does anyone else think the main guy looks like Charles Bronson?

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 15, 2009 3:02 AM

That's why I love Pajiba. No one else remembers Remo Williams.

"In Korea, door handle does not come off in hand."

Posted by: OldSchool60 at July 15, 2009 8:25 AM

"Chiun, you're incredible!"
"No! I am better than that!"

I don't recall that Remo was wrongfully convicted of a crime and sentenced to death in the movie, but my memories are a little fuzzy. He got pushed off a pier in his cop car, I think.

Posted by: Todd at July 15, 2009 9:13 AM

I've never even heard of this movie, and I'm freaking old.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 15, 2009 9:18 AM

"Breathe out... slowly... do not gulp. If you do not breathe correctly, you do not move correctly. Pitiful. I can see the deadly hamburger has done its evil work." --Chiun

Posted by: Anderbot at July 15, 2009 9:53 AM

I read "Fred Ward" as "Fred Willard" and then spent five minutes trying to see Fred Willard in the header picture.

"That couldn't really be him! No way...well, maybe...No...Yes?"

I actually had to watch the trailer to figure out I had read it wrong.

Posted by: Snath at July 15, 2009 9:57 AM

Wait... Remo Williams is based on a book? I effing love Remo Williams. AND Chiun is hands down the best part about that movie.

Posted by: Tanner at July 15, 2009 2:56 PM

Remo Williams is one of the greatest movies from my childhood. Seriously. It's right up there with Ghostbusters and the Ice Pirates.

Posted by: grendel at July 15, 2009 2:58 PM

Forget this, where's Buckaroo Banzai vs. The International Crime Leauge?

Having not seen Remo Williams as a kid, I really didn't like it as an adult.

Posted by: Seth L at July 15, 2009 4:21 PM

Wow, I loved this movie as a kid. I actually thought it was a Charles Bronson movie all these years. Can't believe they're remaking it. Hopefully it will be cheesy and awful/great.

Posted by: Graham at July 15, 2009 4:29 PM

I loved these books and have the first one hundred. Absolutely not politically correct and wonderful spoofs spanning three or four presidential administrations. Chiun is a hilarious character, part Jewish mother and entirely dismissive of the world at large.
I remember the movie sucking tremendously but would watch a remake in a minute.

Posted by: Bodach at July 15, 2009 4:59 PM