December 16, 2008 | Comments ()

By TK | Industry | December 16, 2008 |

I’ve got a fantastic idea! Let’s take a really good movie. One that I’ve already confessed my love for. One that’s less than 15 years old, had a great cast, a brilliant soundtrack, was commercially successful and still holds up incredibly well.

Then, let’s remake that movie.

And then, let’s hire Stephen Norrington, the guy behind what may literally be the worst comic book movie EVER (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen), to direct that remake.

They’re remaking The Crow.

I can’t wait to see his bold new vision for it. Hopefully, it’ll feature more awful acting, shitty CGI, unnecessary characters, idiotic subplots, and a loud, bombastic soundtrack featuring some of today’s hippest bands. Fuck you very much, Mr. Norrington. I hope your next meal has biting worms hiding in it, you prick.

Well, might as well use this as an excuse to post another video. Something to ease the pain. Easily one of my favorite songs by The Cure, here’s “Burn.”

The Cure - Burn
Uploaded by samithemenace

We killed you dead, there ain't no coming back

Bring me the head of Stephen Norrington / TK

Industry | December 16, 2008 | Comments ()

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