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From Naked Blue Superhero to Insurance Sales

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (6)



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Not a great title. We’ll start there. Jill and Karen Sprecher, whose previous writing credits consist of Thirteen Conversations About One Thing and Clockwatchers, have co-written the script for The Convincer, which Jill Sprecher will direct. The film, according to Variety, “follows a desperate insurance salesman whose scheme to get a hold of a rare violin leads to unforeseen consequences.”

It’s either going to be one of those grim indie pictures, or one of those quirky indie pictures. I don’t see it going any other way, although I am basing my assumption on a single sentence. That said, there is one thing (well, three things I suppose) that makes me a lot more intrigued — the cast. Greg Kinnear, Alan Arkin, and Billy Crudup are set to star, and that is a hell of a lineup right there. It’s great to see all of them, actually. Kinnear is always great, and thus I forgive him for Baby Mama and The Bad News Bears. Alan Arkin is Alan fucking Arkin, and makes everything around him better. And Crudup (last seen in Watchmen along with his giant blue dong) is one of my all-time favorite actors.

Incidentally, speaking of Billy Crudup — am I the only one who’s never looked at a Mastercard commercial the same ever since learning that the “…priceless” voice is his?









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Comments

,daughter the violinist has access to a $250,000 instrument (twice what my house is worth) at her grad school. She wanted to bring it home over Christmas.

Um ... no.

So I really DON'T want to HEAR ANYTHING about rare violins and insurance in the same sentence, got that?

Posted by: , at February 3, 2010 10:21 AM

...a $250K VIOLIN? Is it like an original Stradivarius?

Posted by: stardust at February 3, 2010 10:24 AM

When she brings it home, you should smash it in front of her. Then drop it like it's nothing, throw your arms out and say, "What now, bitch?"

It'll ruin her life. It'll be hilarious.

Posted by: superasente at February 3, 2010 10:51 AM

Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that!
Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
Russell Hammond: Yes.

Posted by: coveredinbees at February 3, 2010 12:43 PM

Does this violin make milkshakes? Or transport me to school and back at great speed? Does it have a fleshlight attachment?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at February 3, 2010 1:04 PM

Shut up, the "Priceless" guy is Billy Crudup??? Where have I been?

Posted by: DawnDraper at February 3, 2010 1:21 PM