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The Daily Trade Round-Up / The TV Whore
June 18, 2008

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In the wake of last week’s fantastic mid-season finale of “Battlestar Galactica,” there’s a bit of the good-news/bad-news. The good news is that the execs at Sci Fi apparently dig the finale so much that they’re working on expanding it past the originally slated one hour, to make room for all the stuff Ron Moore has packed in. So we could be getting a finale that’s up to three hours long. The bad news, of course, is that it’s now all but confirmed that we won’t see the second half of this season until motherfrakking 2009, and maybe not even in January 2009, but sometime in the first quarter of 2009. So good on you, Sci Fi, for making sure the season goes out strong, but goddamn you for waking us make so friggin’ long.

Speaking of TV remakes, I’ve known for a while that there was going to be a remake of “The Prisoner.” But I had no idea they were getting ready to film the six-episode miniseries later this summer. Nor did I know that Jim Caviezel has been cast as Number 6, the former spy sent to the mysterious Village (a role originally played wonderfully well by Patrick McGoohan). And dig this — Ian McKellan has apparently been cast as Number 2, the face of the folks in charge of The Village. If that casting pans out, this is fantastic, and I’m suddenly ever-so-cautiously optimistic that this thing could be quite good.

In other casting news, Jon Voight is coming back to TV for his first television series role in some four decades. What brought the man back to the little screen, you ask? Some show called “24,” which I vaguely recall seeing some number of years ago. Meanwhile, Rob Thomas has filled the former shoes of Paula Marshall for his updated version of “Cupid.” We already knew that Bobby Cannavale was taking on Jeremy Piven’s role, and now we learn that the shrink trying to help the possible Love God is Sarah Paulson, whom you may remember as excellent on “Deadwood” and terrible on “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.” Many are deriding this decision based on Paulson’s work on “Studio 60,” but I think that was more about the script and that show than her, and I have a suspicion that if this show is put together right, she could be quite good in the role.

We’re also starting to get our first hints about another new show, that “Office” spinoff we’ve been promised for next year. There are suggestions that the show may not be a standard spinoff but, rather, might be a so-called planted spinoff (where the new show is introduced on the old show, like “Melrose Place” did way back when). Not much to go on there, but it does mean we may not see this show cause us to lose any of the “Office” regulars we love. As for the cast, the first actor has been signed, as Aziz Ansari has come on board to someone who does something in the new office what-not. The “Human Giant” co-creator has also been signed up for ABC’s maybe-maybe-not final season of “Scrubs,” which means it’s going to be a busy year for Aziz (but “Scrubs” is actually filming now and should be done by the time they’re ready to shoot the “Office” spinoff, so at least he won’t have to double-shoot).

Two stories from HBO this week. First, the cable net has given the go-ahead to a pilot called “Bored to Death,” which is about a NY writer who is bored and decides to become a private eye à la Philip Marlowe. …Does a writer/detective fall within my current moratorium on procedurals? Close call, but we’ll say yes and move on. HBO’s other news of the week is that it has purchased an interest in the Funny or Die website, a deal which includes the folks behind the site (including Will Ferrell and Judd Apatow) agreeing to produce five hours of half-hour programming for the network. So far, TV networks that have tried to bring internet content to the airwaves have failed miserably, but this sounds like a bit of different deal, insofar as it’s not explicitly about bringing internet video to HBO, but using the same minds and creative juices. Will Ferrell thinks this is a very important step in the merger of TV and internet and, while not trying to overstate its importance, suggests that it “will change the way we as human beings perceive and interact with reality.” See what he did there? Funny guy, him. As for the half-hour programming the crew will produce for HBO, they’ve suggested that some of the episodes could be one-offs, while others could feature continuing characters and/or storylines. In other words, nobody’s real sure what this will be just yet. But HBO needs some new mojo of late, and this could very well be a step in the right direction.

Well this is intriguing: NBC has quietly been putting together the pilot for “Captain Cook’s Extraordinary Atlas.” The show is about a young girl who finds a magic book that takes her to a secret underground world. Sounds a little like Pan’s Labrynth, obviously, though I’m guessing it’ll be a little less dark. Anyway, the intriguing bits about this are that the pilot is being directed by Thomas Schlamme (Aaron Sorkin’s producing/directing buddy), and Janel Moloney has been cast as the young girl’s mom. Which is enough to have me on board if this ever sees the light of day.

Did any of you think it was an awesome idea when Fox announced that it was hitting us with “The Cleveland Show,” a spinoff of “Family Guy”? Well if you did, let’s see if this wipes that nonsense right the fuck out of your noggin:


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Comments

McKellen as Number Two in The Prisoner will probably be a one-off, as the original switched actors for that role every episode. Nevertheless, an intriguing affair: Gandalf versus Jesus.

Posted by: Adere at June 18, 2008 8:45 AM

I couldn't make it more than 30 seconds into that clip of "The Cleveland Show". Damn you Fox. Damn you.

Posted by: courtney at June 18, 2008 8:53 AM

why do i feel like the recipient of a Cleveland Steamer after watching that clip?

Posted by: SoupSandwich at June 18, 2008 8:55 AM

Gandalf would totally kick Jesus's ass, especially in the beard department.

Posted by: Kolby at June 18, 2008 8:55 AM

Okay, once Christopher Eccleston was listed as a possibility for Number 6 it became impossible for me to be anything but disappointed by any Non-Bale or -Downey alternative casting in The Prisoner remake.

Posted by: Alice at June 18, 2008 9:02 AM

Yeah, no Christopher Eccleston is a bummer. Still room for optimism though.

Posted by: twig at June 18, 2008 9:05 AM

Screw "Studio 60," Sarah Paulson is still awesome. Between her and Cannavale, I might have to give that show a chance.

Janel Moloney, on the other hand... not so much. She was my least favorite part of "West Wing." I could never understand why they decided to emphasize Donna over all the other assistants.

Posted by: Todd at June 18, 2008 9:10 AM

Jesus vs. Gandalf? Hahahahhaa. I had heard the Christopher Eccleston rumors, too, so I'm a little disappointed, but as long as Jesus gets kicked to the ground every episode, I'm there.

". . .a pilot called "Bored to Death," which is about a NY writer who is bored and decides to become a private eye. . ." Obviously, nobody in entertainmentland has a clue what real PI's do for a living. They spend almost all their time staking out philandering spouses. That is, they spend all their time being BORED TO DEATH sitting in a car waiting for someone to arrive or leave. It would be more interesting to have a real PI decide to become a writer.

Posted by: BWeaves at June 18, 2008 9:15 AM

Re: Jesus vs. Gandalf... Jesus seems like he knew how to have a good time. Water into wine? I want THAT dude as my friend. However, since he was all about the peace and love, I'm pretty sure Gandalf would kick his ass.

Posted by: Pea at June 18, 2008 9:17 AM

Seriously, Family Guy has a spin off? I was hoping this was a seriously late April's Fools, and maybe some weird fan put together that video, but noooooooooooooo, I couldn't live with my denial.

Why, Jesus, Allah, Buddha, Xenu, WHY?!


Fucking Fox, I hope the Chaser boys don't sell out to Fox, and have a crappy show. But Australians can't help selling out, we sold Vegemite, lamingtons, Aeroplane jelly, ugg boots...

I think I'd rather eat a jar of Vegemite by itself than watch Family Guy or any of its spin offs.

Posted by: Chantelle at June 18, 2008 9:25 AM

but goddamn you for waking us make so friggin' long

Um... am I the only one? Is this an intentional spoonerism?

Posted by: elizabeth at June 18, 2008 9:28 AM

am I the only one who liked Studio 60? I mean sure, nowhere near as good as West Wing or Sports Night, and it definetly had its flaws, but it was still better than 50% of what was on television

I will take lukewarm Sorkin over anything else anytime

and Janel Moloney rocks my socks

(and Gandolf could totally take Jesus)

Posted by: Bethy at June 18, 2008 10:06 AM

I thought we had already lost two Office members to the new show - Ryan and Toby. I assumed they left because they are creating/writing the spinoff.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 18, 2008 10:07 AM

Gandalf would totally kick Jesus's ass
Jesus seems like he knew how to have a good time.
(and Gandolf could totally take Jesus)

Hmmm, i wonder whereto this is leading...

Posted by: Adere at June 18, 2008 10:11 AM

My usual response to news about Fox Network is "FUCK FOX!!"

But in this case, I can't...I wouldn't want anyone getting that close. Jeezum Crow, they must be trying to suck. They must have a whole team dedicated to it.

Posted by: Jerce at June 18, 2008 10:13 AM

I thought we had already lost two Office members to the new show - Ryan and Toby. I assumed they left because they are creating/writing the spinoff.

If the spinoff is following Ryan, that means it will be prison time. Toby went somewhere.

Posted by: Melody at June 18, 2008 10:15 AM

Bethy - I liked Studio 60 also. It's the only thing I've seen Amanda Peet in without wanting to smack her upside the head. It had huge but fixable flaws - I think it focused too much on the romantic relationships and not enough on the friendship between Matthew and Bradley.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 18, 2008 10:20 AM

Melody - I don't think the characters of Ryan and Toby are going to be in the spinoff, I think the actors are writing it. The people who play Ryan and Toby are/were writers and producers on The Office.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at June 18, 2008 10:23 AM

I liked Studio 60 too, and I loved Sarah Paulson in it. I agree with Bethy, maybe not as good as the West Wing, but still far better television than most of the crap we get. Those last few episodes leading up to the finale were amazing.

Posted by: sarah b at June 18, 2008 10:32 AM

I agree three-nineteen, one of Sorkin's strong points is his ability to write amazing male friendships/commroderies. the one in Studio 60 was gearing up to be just as good as his previous ones, but then it got pushed aside slightly for the romance between Bradley and Peet (not a lot of chemistry there unfortunatly, don't know if it was Sorkins idea to focus more on it or the networks, either way, one of the show's downfalls)

and totally sarah b, that last few episodes showed what the show could have been, it was sad the middling episodes were on the weaker side

the Boy was depressed for a while after it got cancelled, he got really into it. for the longest time he refused to watch 30 Rock because it was a similar premise (behind the scenes at a sketch comedy show) but it got another season while Studio 60 got cancelled. but them I made him watch some episodes of 30 rock and that refusal went away real quick, we quote it like maniacs now

Posted by: Bethy at June 18, 2008 10:40 AM

Pink has updated her blog. She is back in the clink and is not feeling well.

Good thoughts people, good thoughts.

Posted by: Melody at June 18, 2008 11:14 AM

Wait a minute, Will Ferrell, funny guy?
Next you'll tell me that Jimmy Fallon and Horatio Sanz are funny guys. Where does it stop? Are you going to insist that David Spade is funny? Adam Sandler? Crap, the last truly funny guy to come out of SNL was Phil Hartman, may he RIP.

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at June 18, 2008 11:16 AM

oh no Pink!!

get well soon so you can go home!!

Posted by: Bethy at June 18, 2008 11:45 AM

Happy thoughts to 'Bama!

Posted by: Kolby at June 18, 2008 11:58 AM

Well, let me say I was underwhelmed by that clip.**shudder and cringe**

Posted by: rlr260 at June 18, 2008 11:59 AM

Gandalf would never attack Jesus. He'd just study Him in His natural habitat for a few hundred years, bringing fireworks every now and then to keep Him amused.

Posted by: that bees chick at June 18, 2008 12:39 PM

jesus christ, I had to do about a BILLION drawings of family guy for a bullshit trading card series and it's safe to say that is the ugliest fucking laziest nastiest most hideous malformed disfigured paper-bag-over-the-face-while-you-bust-your-nut-on-the-tranny's-pimpled-ass fucktastically horrifying show ever put on screen.

Serious, it's fugtastic. Oh, and I hate it. Can't you tell? Can you feel my tears?

Posted by: AlexaCastro at June 18, 2008 12:43 PM

Aww, Cyd Charisse died. What a gorgeous dancer, I love the scene with her and my fake boyfriend Gene Kelly in Singing in the Rain where she's wearing that green flapper outfit. I would stab my favorite aunt in the face for legs like that.

Posted by: Julie at June 18, 2008 12:45 PM

Aziz Ansari has come on board to someone who does something in the new office what-not.

Huzzah!

"Studio 60" was pretty good -- we watched it religiously, and I thought Paulson was fine. Anyone remember her as Pucker McSphincterpuss's friend in Down With Love? She was David Hyde Pierce's love interest, and they both were faaabyaluuusss in that. And let's not forget, Paulson was "holograph doctor who gets eaten by Rievers" in Serenity. She's awesome. Bobby Cannivale, of course, will be great -- he has an extended free pass after The Station Agent.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 18, 2008 12:53 PM

And let's not forget, Paulson was "holograph doctor who gets eaten by Rievers" in Serenity. She's awesome.

And she's a really good screamer...I just rewatched Serenity the other night and I got chills AGAIN when the reavers attack her.

Bobby Cannivale, of course, will be great -- he has an extended free pass after The Station Agent.

Always. He was glorious in that.

Posted by: Julie at June 18, 2008 12:58 PM

Oh, Julie, I love cross-pollinating with you on the interthreads. Will you have a virtual affair with me while Paddy's not looking? You're not a hair-puller, are you?

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 18, 2008 1:04 PM

Hee! Only when Shadows isn't looking!

And I'm not a hair puller...but you are, right? Otherwise this isn't going to work.

Posted by: Julie at June 18, 2008 1:06 PM

Grody! Get a room!

Posted by: Kolby at June 18, 2008 1:10 PM

"It was supposed to calm the population, weed out aggression. Well, it works. The people here stopped fighting. And then they stopped everything else."

Sarah Paulson gets a free pass from me, too. Her part in Serenity still gets me.

Posted by: jM at June 18, 2008 1:10 PM

Do you have, like, long back hair I can pull on? Because that's pretty awesome when that happens.

Posted by: socalledonlycousins at June 18, 2008 1:17 PM

[pulls Kolby's hair]

:p

Posted by: Julie at June 18, 2008 1:17 PM

Of course! My nickname isn't Hirsute Huggybear for nothing.

Posted by: Julie at June 18, 2008 1:18 PM

The first time I saw Sarah Paulson was as the ghost-sister Merr-lyn (Maerlyn?) in the brief but fascinating series American Gothic. She was mesmerizing, and has been wonderful in every other role I've seen her do. That woman ought to get a lot more work.

Posted by: Jerce at June 18, 2008 1:53 PM

socalled, watch yourself with Hirsute Huggybear, she's a fickle mistress. Will cheat on you left and right and then rub it in your face. Now of course the sex is mind-blowing so it might be worth it...

Golly, that clip was horrible. It's a good thing I was distracted. See...family guy has its moments...usually involving Stewie, Brian or Quagmire. Everyone else gets on my tits.

Posted by: Joker at June 18, 2008 1:57 PM

Ha! Joker, my body may stray from you but my heart never will.

Posted by: Julie at June 18, 2008 2:05 PM

Awwww...that has to be the sweetest thing you've ever said to me...I might reconsider my policy of never inviting you to my fantasy beach to play Scrabble again. ;)

Posted by: Joker at June 18, 2008 2:11 PM

To:FOX Network
Re: The Cleveland Show

Sirs,

Please cease and desist with this inane fuckery. I have been willing to overlook most of the long drawn out tired jokes on "Family Guy" because I like Stewie and Brian. I am also willing to pretend "American Dad" does not exist. These are the sacrifices I make in order to keep the peace. But if your network continues on this same path and actually airs episodes on television where I, or my family, may indadvertently view this in-grown pubic hair of a series, I will be forced to take action. Expect to hear from my attorneys shortly regarding the loss of brain cells I experienced while watching the above clip.

Yours,

Most Disgustedly

G

Posted by: greer at June 18, 2008 7:31 PM

Questions about the remake of "The Prisoner"
1. Why?
2. Who's doing it? Cable? Broadcast TV? BBC?
3. Seriously, why?
4. Will they be switching Number 2s each episode?
5. Will Iron Maiden's Number of the Beast be used as the theme song?

Posted by: Brian at June 18, 2008 8:29 PM

Lets face it people, Studio 60 was a pile of shit. An unmitigated failure that managed to make talented actors look like drama school rejects. Sorkin tried to make it a comedy with some drama, but the "skits" were horrendous and the "funny was absent. So then he tried to turn it into some romantic-drama/joke-joke amalgamation that was a mess. Sorkin writes all his characters with the same voice. 60 was pedantic, like his past shows, but at least the others contained either drama, comedy or some formula of both.
I would rather watch the wonderful and ageless Stacy Dash on Celebrity Circus than another episode of 60. One day she will have my love child.

Posted by: JP at June 19, 2008 12:53 AM





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