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The Cast of Harry Potter Speaks the Freedom Language

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (39)



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Ah, screw it. This is fun. Josh Horowitz over at The MTV used his junket time with the cast of Harry Potter brilliantly. While everyone else, no doubt, was asking dumb questions they’ve all heard 4,532 times, Mr. Horowitz asked them all to try out their American accents with words like, “Olive Garden.” What is it about the British, that when they try out American accents, it’s always either a Southern accent or a Brooklyn one?

As to which was better? Rupert Grint, by a wide margin. But Emma Watson wins the contest for easiest on the eyes. She’s quite lovely, isn’t she?


Do you ever wonder, by the by — when casting directors are searching for kid actors to be in sitcoms or a long series of movies — if they use some sort of age progression technology to see what the kids will look like post-puberty? Because the entire Harry Potter cast came out on the other side rather nicely, didn’t they? It didn’t work as well on, say, the entire cast of “The Wonder Years.”









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Comments

Yeah, Rupert did the best overall, but I think the other guy nailed the Bieber line.

Now we just need to get these uppity Canadiananas to get their act together and speak proper American.

It didn’t work as well on, say, the entire cast of “The Wonder Years.”

Yeah I think that was a case of one burning out the deaging machine. We all know which one.

Posted by: Vermillion at November 18, 2010 9:45 AM

Matt Lewis (Neville) is a good example of that. Cute but frumpy kid, gangly and toothy teen, now a handsome young man.

I wish you bitches could see me, sitting in my corporate office, wearing my Harry Potter shirt, reading fan-fiction. No shame* in my game, friends.

*very little shame, at least

Posted by: Patty O'Green at November 18, 2010 9:45 AM

I dunno. I'd give it to Tom Felton. His transition to American was pretty seamless. Watching Emma stumble was more fun, though.

Posted by: Reba at November 18, 2010 9:46 AM

The reason we always come out Southern or Brooklyn is because we honestly can't tell the difference between any of the other accents! Well, that's not quite right. I can tell Thick Italian-American from the Bronx; Southern; Boston if I try really hard; and I'm just beginning to distinguish between Larry David and the Californians on Curb. But the rest of the time? Y'all sound pretty much all the same to me.

Posted by: Caspar at November 18, 2010 9:57 AM

What is it about the British, that when they try out American accents, it’s always either a Southern accent or a Brooklyn one?

Same reason why, when you ask an American to do a "British accent" they typically do Cockney, or some generic "snooty high-society" accent. Think about it.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at November 18, 2010 9:59 AM

If one actor can redeem a whole cast then you need to retract the Wonder Years reference. Winnie Cooper turned out more than fine.

Posted by: ed newman at November 18, 2010 10:00 AM

Oh no. . it's Felton by a wide margin.

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 18, 2010 10:06 AM

When it comes to British accents, I go Dickensian Chimney Sweep or I go home.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 18, 2010 10:07 AM

I've always thought that all British accents sounded like Kevin Costner's in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Posted by: sars at November 18, 2010 10:11 AM

He shoulda tried "aluminum foil."

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 10:14 AM

Hermione is really beginning to give me a horn.
Quite lovely.

Posted by: supafly at November 18, 2010 10:17 AM

OP, you should go Van Dykeian chimney sweep. Nothing says authentic like " 'allo, Mary Poppins, chim chim ch-roo."

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 18, 2010 10:20 AM

I love how certain Europeans can't even tell a British from an American accent. For example, we lived in Holland and then moved to London from there. When I told my Dutch neighbor we were moving to London she said, "Oh, going back home to England then?" Hee. I'm from Texas. Of course, before I lived in the Netherlands I guess I couldn't tell a Dutch accent from a German one, either, and those are two different languages.

I learned some more varieties of British accents when we lived in London. I remember a friend mentioning her husband was from the north of England and I was like "Oh really? I didn't know that." And she was surprised I didn't know it from his obvious Northern accent.

Also, the Harry Potter cast is way too adorable.

Posted by: pickled tink at November 18, 2010 10:24 AM

*OR.. .dunno why my brain consistently fails to recognize the pun in your name.

Posted by: coveredinbees at November 18, 2010 10:24 AM

When it comes to British accents, I go Dickensian Chimney Sweep or I go home.
Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 18, 2010 10:07 AM

Hell yes.

I've gotten pretty good in the last few years distinguishing between Southern and Northern British accents. Listening to a lot of Brit Pop will do that to you.

Oh man why couldn't we have seen more of Rupert Grint? He was fantastic. And who knew that the villian-guy would turn out so cute! They have all aged really well.

Posted by: grace b at November 18, 2010 10:38 AM

That IS how British people talk, yes. But I like to drop references to 'aypennies. And use "guv'na" as much as possible.
"Oi got a pain in me gullivah!"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 18, 2010 10:38 AM

@Rykker Don't you mean "Aluminium foil"?

You say potato...

Posted by: hazbear01 at November 18, 2010 10:46 AM

Umm, Olivia D'Abo was hot as fuck for about 15 years, but I guess Savage and old what's-his-face cancel out her beauty.

Speaking of kids growing up ugly, how about "Full House?" You have the scrawny alien twins, the frumpy housewife in training, and the meth-head. I give their adulthood looks an F+.

Posted by: Kballs at November 18, 2010 10:50 AM

That was fucking awesome.

Aaaand, I utterly disagree that Draco Malfoy is anything but a gigantic-headed meek looking viking bastard-child. The rest of them? Fine looking people. Draco Malfoy? If you painted him blue and shaved his pedo-beard he would look like Mega-Mind.

Posted by: superasente at November 18, 2010 10:51 AM

@hazbear01,

Nope. I meant have them try to say it the American way, the way I typed it.

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 11:10 AM

So Emma Watson now lives in the USA and goes to school here and she did the worst American accent. Interesting. You would have thought she'd be practicing a lot, just to blend in and maybe, you know, get a job in Hollywood.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 18, 2010 11:32 AM

Nothing says American like my "Reggae Hairstyle Rock N Roll" t-shirt.

Posted by: sars at November 18, 2010 11:42 AM

What is it about the British, that when they try out American accents, it’s always either a Southern accent or a Brooklyn one?

I believe it's the non-rhotic R which is common to all three accents.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at November 18, 2010 12:15 PM

Emma went from just merely cute to smoking, rivaling Natalie Portman for rocking the pixie.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at November 18, 2010 12:22 PM

That last post of mine needs clarification.

Most British people - but mainly the English - have a non-rhotic accent (soft R). Therefore, those American accents which are also non-rhotic, like "Brooklyn" and "Southern", are easier for them to mimic.

I probably should add that not all English accents are non-rhotic. People from the West Country (Cornwall, Devon, etc.), for example, have rhotic accents. If you don't know what people from the West Country sound like then think "pirate accent" and you're close enough.

In case you were wondering, I'm from Northern Ireland and I have a rhotic accent which means that "Brooklyn" and "Southern" accents are harder for me to mimic. I'm much better at mimicing a "standard" non-regional American accent.

Posted by: Ballymena Bob at November 18, 2010 12:34 PM

I love Tom Felton adding his own boo yah at the end of the Bieber sentence; that is lovely. Also, Emma Watson's boo yah gave me a little tingle.

Posted by: Caspar at November 18, 2010 12:45 PM

BOO YAH. I want to give all of them a hug.

Posted by: Dingles at November 18, 2010 1:02 PM

On the accent issue, it is probably because most American accents sound very similar to them. The differentiation between our regional accents pales in comparison to those in England, or hell, even between people within the same county.

Posted by: WestCoastPat at November 18, 2010 1:10 PM

Malfoy ftw

Posted by: JrFanBoy at November 18, 2010 2:02 PM

I've always thought that all British accents sounded like Kevin Costner's in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

Posted by: sars at November 18, 2010 10:11 AM

Not cool man.
Not cool.

Posted by: Simon at November 18, 2010 2:54 PM

WestCoastPat makes an excellent point. There can be a notable change of accent just 30 miles down the road. This distance shortens considerably in the north-east where Geordies can be all but indecipherable to outsiders! Way aye...


Posted by: Simon at November 18, 2010 2:59 PM

Same reason why, when you ask an American to do a "British accent" they typically do Cockney, or some generic "snooty high-society" accent. Think about it.

Posted by: Patty O'Green

Or a painful mixture of both: See Madonna.

Posted by: DarthBrookes at November 18, 2010 4:20 PM

Posted by: Jesse M. at November 18, 2010 5:09 PM

Ah ha ha ha! That's so great.

It's even funnier (and sad)how most American's don't know that there's a huge variety of accents in England.

Posted by: Candee at November 18, 2010 8:24 PM

I agree with everything everyone said. I've been working on varieties of UK accents off and on for quite a while; and I couldn't figure out how you "do" an American accent to save my life, even though I can use at least three of them, so good on all for the attempts. (Hugh Laurie on "House" has you all beat, though.)

The only thing that confuses me was that they had not heard "Booyah!" Someone get those kids some KimPossible, STAT.

Posted by: scyllacat at November 19, 2010 10:48 AM

I don't give a stinkin' rat's ass about Harry Potter.

Posted by: ELBSeattle at November 20, 2010 5:40 AM

yeah dude Felton was by far the best

Posted by: porntips guzzardo at November 20, 2010 12:26 PM

I feel like Rupert Grint and I could be best buddies.

Posted by: itsadrian at November 25, 2010 7:57 AM

I thought Rupert Grint was doing really well, until "mozzarell-er sticks" gave him away. Also I want to be best friends with him.

Posted by: Annie at November 29, 2010 3:37 PM