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Knock Off Another Hour of Primetime

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Trade News | October 21, 2009 |

Jillian will host "Losing It With Jillian," which sounds like the hippest thing since getting jiggy with it. Each episode of the show will feature Jillian moving into a family's home and yelling at morbidly obese children to drop the damned pot pie and get on the treadmill already. Oops, misread that press release, I mean "giving you realistic tools and a realistic environment to transform your life and the life of your family."

And besides, a disposable executive at NBC tells us that "Jillian is the world's leading lifestyle expert with a signature style all her own." You know what else has a signature style? All of the logos on the beautiful packages of processed food that call to me at the supermarket. Jillian might judge me, but deep-fried cheese whiz smeared on Doritos loves me for me.

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