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Posted by: TylerDFC at June 14, 2011 12:03 PM
They really should have done a simple Iron Man Thor crossover instead of cramming everything into one. This just looks stupid. I can't take Hulk seriously. And Captain America, Hawkeye and red head are like ants next to Thor, Iron Man and Hulk what are they even doing there. If Hulk sneezes a bit too strongly they will become collateral damage and in a rel fight they will just get in the way
Posted by: Minto at June 14, 2011 12:07 PM
I sort of feel bad for Black Widow. "Hey, we Hulk out, punch Nazis, shoot arrows, command lightning as a Norse god and shoot lasers from our hands. What do you do?" "I, um, jump-kick people with above average force?"
I know she's trained in martial arts, but still.
On the other hand, at least she's not Ant-man.
Posted by: Markus at June 14, 2011 12:09 PM
Ant Man at least still has the strength of a normal man when he's in his ant-size form. Which means he's like super-strong for an ant.
Whatever, it's more useful than it sounds.
Posted by: superasente at June 14, 2011 12:18 PM
This looks like something that would be on the front of a little kid's shirt.
Posted by: ZombieNurse at June 14, 2011 12:24 PM
Why does Black Widow look like Cameron Diaz and no Scarlett Johansson? Did I miss something?
Posted by: mike10009 at June 14, 2011 12:34 PM
Or *not Scarlett Johansson. I hate typos. Hate.
Posted by: mike10009 at June 14, 2011 12:35 PM
Judging from the determination on Tony Stark's facemask, they are all headed to a bar. Please let there be a hero drinking contest. My money's on Thor.
Posted by: The Bean at June 14, 2011 12:35 PM
Which is why, Markus, I will never understand why they didn't go with Monica Rambeau (Captain Marvel, or Photon, or whatever they call her now) if they needed a female member. She kicked ass; light-speed flight, energy blasts, pretty much invulnerable when she was in an energy form, and also not white.
Posted by: Todd at June 14, 2011 12:43 PM
If she was Ant-woman, would she jump kick her spouse with above average force?
Posted by: Salad_Is_Murder at June 14, 2011 12:49 PM
Is it me or does Mjorkhammer's (whatever it's called) blue glowing head resemble the TARDIS?
Posted by: JS at June 14, 2011 12:56 PM
Where the hell are Vision and Scarlet Witch?
yeah, they're not as well known, but if you know the books, you know they're kinda at the center of the group.
plus, Vision is a bad-ass android pimp-daddy mofo.
and Scarlet Witch has that... witch stuff ...
Posted by: dainzo at June 14, 2011 3:01 PM
All this poster does is make me wish they'd hurry up with Season 2 of the Disney XD series.
"Avengers, assemble!"
"We're already here."
"......"
Posted by: Ozioma at June 14, 2011 3:29 PM
I believe what Hawkman's doing here is what is called "fragging".
Posted by: Leftylad at June 14, 2011 4:21 PM
Awful. Just fucking awful.
Posted by: kiz at June 14, 2011 5:22 PM
Where's Ant-Man and Wasp, founding members? We need cameos galore in this.
Posted by: JJ at June 14, 2011 6:07 PM
Oh Ant Man. It wasn't supposed to be this way. Damn illustrators ruin everything!
Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at June 14, 2011 7:47 PM
@Ozioma
ALWAYS! WE WILL FIGHT AS ONE!
Posted by: Ben at June 14, 2011 10:38 PM
If i remember correctly, Hawkeye did start off as an Iron Man/Captain America foe?
Posted by: Rohit Arya at June 16, 2011 1:22 AM
Also the non flying characters are seconds from being splattered when they plummet to the ground.