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The Avengers' Character Action Shots: Whedons' Badassery Reduced To Its Essence

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (27)

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Meet The Avengers

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See The Avengers Prepare for Action

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See Iron Man Fly in Between Buildings

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See Captain America Throw a Hissy Fit

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See the Incredible Hulk Lose His Shit

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See Hawkeye Steal a Base

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See Thor Take Off His Shirt

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See Nick Fury Blow Some Motherfuckers Up

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See Black Widow Back Flip a Guy to Death

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See Loki Jump In the Air

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Not Pictured: Cobie Smulders’ Maria Hill, Who Is Hanging Out at the Mall

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Comments

I am happy to watch Thor take off his shirt.

Posted by: tamatha at October 12, 2011 12:18 PM

I heartily second tamatha

Posted by: KatSings at October 12, 2011 12:35 PM

i want Chris Evans' body.

Posted by: haplo at October 12, 2011 12:41 PM

I would watch Jeremy Renner scrape old grout.
I've adored him since I saw him in
Neo Ned.
The rest of them are just eye candy made into a boiling pot of WIN thanks to the movie stylings of Joss Whedon.

Posted by: Feynmangroupie at October 12, 2011 12:51 PM

See nerd sensory overload aka Grand Mal Tarkin seizures.

Posted by: branded at October 12, 2011 12:59 PM

I am shocked

Posted by: Protoguy at October 12, 2011 1:01 PM

See nerd sensory overload aka Grand Mal Tarkin seizures.

Posted by: branded at October 12, 2011 12:59 PM

Took a moment, then I realized that was BRILLIANT. Well played, Branded. Well played indeed.

Posted by: lubeg at October 12, 2011 1:23 PM

This whole post was just an excuse for a Robin Sparkles joke, wasn't it?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at October 12, 2011 1:42 PM

OK, now I'm a little excited. {squueee}

Posted by: MM at October 12, 2011 2:05 PM

Goddamn, but Chris Hemsworth is a beautiful man.

Posted by: Eblis O' at October 12, 2011 3:00 PM

None of this would get me to go see it. I had to listen to RDJ spouting Whedonesque lines to get me excited.
Thor shirtless didn't hurt, however - even though he needs a decent haircut.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at October 12, 2011 3:08 PM

Man, if anyone was going to agree with me that the Avengers so far appears to be an uninspired shitstorm of the superhero equivalent of Valentine's Day, I thought it would be Pajibans.

You've let me down, guys. I don't even know you anymore.

Posted by: Laurie at October 12, 2011 3:11 PM

Shut up!

I am thinking about the shirtless Thor...

Posted by: MRod at October 12, 2011 3:34 PM

Are you thinking how tragic his proportions are? Take off the Thor goggles and look above the pecs. The man's neck is the width of his waist, his jaw line is subterfuge at best and his eyes are so small and close together that a mole just loaned him some bi-focals.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at October 12, 2011 3:59 PM

There is no Hulk without Ed Norton.

Shaddap.

Posted by: idiosynchronic at October 12, 2011 4:34 PM

If I want to look at someone's face it will be Loki.

Posted by: MRod at October 12, 2011 6:22 PM

I can't help but be distracted by the TWO continuity errors.

1) Nick Fury raises his rocket launcher and there is clearly a projectile on the end. Then the instant before he fires it's gone.

2) ScarJo's stunt double is definitely wearing a short sleeved, short legged outfit while ScarJo is wearing a full cat suit.

The Gif format really accentuates them.

Posted by: Guest_of_a_guest at October 12, 2011 6:23 PM

I almost choked upon seeing Captain America and Thor. Hell yeah, a movie for my ladybits!

Posted by: tawnia at October 12, 2011 7:22 PM

@Guest_of_a_guest

I think the scarjo thing is two separate scenes. The background is completely different.

Also isn't Thor shirtless from Thor? This post was just an excuse to post that wasn't it?

Posted by: Ben at October 12, 2011 9:20 PM

Ben.

Yes.

Posted by: Anne At Large at October 12, 2011 9:24 PM

The best parts of a shit trailer, you have done well to GIF-ify.

Yes to pecs

Yes to Loki's face

Yes to RDJ being... RDJ. Same for SLJ.

Yes to Joss (of course). Worried there will not be enough shirtless beefcake. The trailer was truly awful, but this GIF makes it all better.

Posted by: tops at October 12, 2011 9:39 PM

I think they should all have an Ab-Off.

Any, any, ANY excuse to see Thor with his shirt off. Because holy hot DAMN that's one ridiculously hot man.

Posted by: Figgy at October 12, 2011 10:18 PM

I almost choked upon seeing Captain America and Thor. Hell yeah, a movie for my ladybits!

Posted by: tawnia

PUT THIS ON THE POSTER.

Posted by: Figgy at October 12, 2011 10:24 PM

i'm still pissed The Vision is nowhere to be found.
he was the goddam leader of the team.
plus, he was a super powered android from space.
they put dumb old Hawkeye in there, and no Vision??
WTF ?!?!?
if you're gonna do it, do it right !

Posted by: crack sajak at October 12, 2011 10:57 PM

Are you thinking how tragic his proportions are? Take off the Thor goggles and look above the pecs. The man's neck is the width of his waist, his jaw line is subterfuge at best and his eyes are so small and close together that a mole just loaned him some bi-focals.

So you're saying they casted for the 90's comic art style Mrs. J?

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at October 13, 2011 8:43 AM

Wait, crack sajak, what?

The original Avengers were Iron Man, Ant-Man, Wasp, Thor, Hulk, and Captain America.

And, technically, Hawkeye joined the roster before Vision.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 13, 2011 9:38 AM

i didn't say he was an original member, i said he was the Leader.
as in - he was the brains behind the team and sent everyone off to whatever mission they were going to next, plus he made little sandwiches for everyone with the crusts cut off and everything.
and by your logic, why the fuck isn't ant-man and wasp in this movie?
someone at marvel studios have a fear of bugs?

Posted by: crack sajak at October 15, 2011 6:22 PM