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"The Audience Is Gonna Have The Comfort Of The Familiar, But This Really Special Chemistry Of The New." (TNT's "Dallas" Trailer)

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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Growing up in a suburb in the DFW Metroplex (yes, that’s what we call the area in a, oh, 50 mile radius? around the Texas cities of Dallas and Fort Worth), I vaguely remember that the fact that there was a show on prime time network television named after, and ostensibly about, the city of “Dallas” was a point of pride. At least it was until the Cowboys won three more Super Bowls. My mother used to work in one of the buildings featured in the original opening credits — the one that’s actually in Las Colinas with the horse fountain — and when I was around four years old my family toured the actual South Fork Ranch, I was involved in a magic show that my grandmother remembers far better than I do. I think I was probably wearing a Chicago Cubs hat, and was asked about that?

So when I watched the trailer for TNT’s sequel/reboot of “Dallas” I was struck more by those memories than anything about the actual show. Who Shot JR? was a thing, enough so that “The Simpsons” mockery of it was far more memorable to an a child of the 1980s than the real series. The quote in the header is spoken by returning cast member Linda Gray (I think) about halfway through, but I can’t verify if that’s true or not. Other than the theme song, it’s not familiar at all, and the new chemistry seems to simmer rather than boil. All I know for sure is that it seems like a mini-series than the start of a brand new ongoing series, and that it’s not at all surprising why it will air on TNT and not CBS. (Two videos provided to hedge my bets in case the first one doesn’t work.)

Right? Not exactly “change television forever” material is it? I think I’ll just stick with “Revenge” for my nighttime soap, thanks. Also, I’m pretty sure the only oil boom going on in the state right now is from shale gas, but that probably isn’t nearly as glamorous.


Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his wares can be purchased here. Oh, and when a whole “Dallas” season was Patrick Duffy’s dream, he remembers that when “Family Guy” was good they made fun of it once.









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Comments

You know what? I have to say, and maybe I'm in the minority here. Maybe I'm just seeing things a little different from whoever else is seeing this. Maybe I'm just more willing to go out on a limb. But that looks absolutely terrible.

Posted by: Ghisent at December 2, 2011 10:39 AM

I vaguely remember that the fact that there was a show on prime time network television named after, and ostensibly about, the city of “Dallas” was a point of pride.

Now you done it.

::steps back off lawn, moves out of walker-throwing range::

Posted by: Jast at December 2, 2011 10:42 AM

It was Kristen!

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 2, 2011 10:43 AM

I think Dallas did probably help change television. JR Ewing, along with Archie Bunker, was one of the first anti-heroes on TV (that I can think of right now after doing no research). JR was the original Tony Soprano. He did evil things, but didn't think of himself as evil. Everything JR did, he did for his family (or so he said). He was way more interesting than Bobby, who I believe was the character the audience was meant to identify with.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at December 2, 2011 11:00 AM

I was a Dynasty fan and didn't really watch this show beyond maybe an episode or two but I'm disappointed that Victoria Principal isn't involved in this. I thought she was one of the most beautiful actresses on TV back then and kind of had a girl crush on her. I'm also so freaking old that I remember getting all hot and bothered over Patrick Duffy when he was "The Man From Atlantis".

Posted by: snapnhiss at December 2, 2011 11:08 AM

snaphiss: if you'd ever been up at 3am and seen Victoria Principal on QVC, you would know that she couldn't possibly be on a TV drama anymore because her face (which was once beautiful) no longer moves. It is literally frozen in place from all the surgery she has had.

As for firsts, wasn't Dallas also the first show to bring the "it was all a dream" trope to prime time when Bobby left the show and then came back after a year?

Posted by: PaddyDog at December 2, 2011 11:24 AM

Oh for the heyday of the nighttime soaps, when all the women had names that included the hard C sound -- Alexis Colby, Krystal Carrington, Constance Carlyle -- because you know what word that is a synonym for a bitchy woman also starts with the hard C sound?

Yep. All the women were named Cunt Cunt. And in primetime!

Posted by: , at December 2, 2011 11:26 AM

I thought the DFW Metroplex was a wrestling finishing move...

Posted by: Bert at December 2, 2011 11:28 AM

I remember trying to swim like the Man from Atlantis in a friends pool in the summer of 1970-something.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at December 2, 2011 12:00 PM

I also tried to swim like Duffy from Atlantis; sinking as if The Godtopus was pulling me under convinced me to stick with conventional methods.

Posted by: Barry at December 2, 2011 12:45 PM

I was going to get all huffy over the lack of Lucy (Charlene Tilton), but then I googled and found out she's coming back as well.
So. Shit. My big huff-puff's gone all flat and gummy.

Posted by: Agogagogo at December 2, 2011 1:24 PM

Of course Charlene is coming back. RuPaul doesn't want to have wasted his time on her.

Other than that, WHY? I mean, yes, rebooting 90210 has been modestly successful, but the reboot of Melrose Place was a failure of catastrophic proportions.

Posted by: Jerry at December 2, 2011 2:16 PM

Also from Dallas. Also transported to the past when I heard the theme song. The apartments I grew up in were in the original theme montage! This looks boring as shit, though, and the round-table discussion of the actors kinda killed it for me.

I thought the DFW Metroplex was a wrestling finishing move...

It is in my dreams, Bert...

Posted by: Rest In Peace at December 2, 2011 2:17 PM

Instead of "Who shot JR?" the first season cliffhanger will be "Who changes JR's depends?"

Posted by: logan at December 2, 2011 6:57 PM

Those bits where the actors sit around the table "chatting" about the show they're making... they're scripted, right? I can just imagine the 3AD asking for another take, with more emphasis on *appointment* TV.

And I bet Hagman had to shoot (just in case) 3 scenes with various actors, all of which feature him on his deathbed clutching the arm of the actor and saying "promise me you'll get the S.O.B. who shot me this time". Because while I dont wish him ill, Hagman must be topping the dead pool.

He looks like Clint Eastwood did, before the skin tightening.

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