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Posted by: jthomas666 at July 21, 2011 2:49 PM
There was a discount at the scuba-gear store?
Posted by: Skitz at July 21, 2011 2:49 PM
That spiders must walk around with their butts up in the air?
Posted by: Skitz at July 21, 2011 2:50 PM
That "fishnet" is the new "black"?
Posted by: Skitz at July 21, 2011 2:51 PM
I think the dolphins look melancholy.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 21, 2011 2:51 PM
That Toby whatshisfuck'll be drunker than shit next summer, bitching about how "movies just aren't the same anymore, man..."?
Posted by: Skitz at July 21, 2011 2:52 PM
The poster has a certain awesomeness to it. Seriously, I was so tired of that sniveling twat Tobey.
GARFIELD FTW!!!!!!!
SO SPEAKS TENEBROUS, PROEMIAL GOD OF DARKNESS
Posted by: Tenebrous at July 21, 2011 2:52 PM
It means that this movie doesn't come out until next year and I'm already tired of it.
Posted by: jM at July 21, 2011 2:53 PM
the new Peter Parker is one helluva seamstress to have a homemade costume that looks this good. way to make it work Spidey!
Posted by: Tim Gunn at July 21, 2011 2:55 PM
I THINK I SEE AN S! SPIDERMAN MUST FIGHT SUPERMAN IN SPIDERMAN 3-D!
Posted by: Will at July 21, 2011 2:55 PM
There are ten segments of the main body, which pertain to the ten tenets of the mysterious Teapot Cult of Malaysia.
The back four legs being longer symbolizes the stretching of our suspension of disbelief, and how stupid we all have to make ourselves in order to believe that the video-gamey ride over the rooftops is supposed to be real.
Posted by: JP at July 21, 2011 3:13 PM
Tim's onto something. The craftwork is too nice. Peter Parker is GAY!
Posted by: Case at July 21, 2011 3:13 PM
The words say Spider-Man, but the scales say Fish-Man.
Posted by: fracas at July 21, 2011 3:21 PM
If we put "amazing" in the title, every review has a positive buzzword built-in! It's on our poster TWICE! MARKETING GENIUS! Higgins, pack your desk. You're moving to the corner office!
Posted by: ShagEaredVillain at July 21, 2011 4:48 PM
It means that they are stomping all over the old movies, destroying the old spider man so a new one can rise. Not just any old retreading of material.
It really looks like a fancy sneaker sole to me.
Posted by: BoatGirl at July 21, 2011 5:58 PM
if the suit is going to look factory made why not work it into the story at tis point?
wait, we still don't know what's going on for sure now, do we?
They only showed Parker sewing his suit so dat can totally be just for maintaining the suit from the usual sling and tear before he orders a replacement suit...wait for it...online.
Posted by: haplo at July 21, 2011 6:45 PM
The title is written twice, kind of like the entire movie.
Posted by: Amy at July 21, 2011 6:56 PM
Why is the spider melting?
Posted by: Figgy at July 21, 2011 9:28 PM
Costume kind of looks like a mess. It's not as iconic as Maguire's.
This whole movie just... ugh. Seen the trailer twice, and still can't see anything interesting in it.
Posted by: Grafty at July 22, 2011 5:03 AM
OK people, now, Spidey has a *new* costume, see? That means that you have to buy the new merchandise. Get it? Got it? Good.