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Here Are Your 2017 Razzie Nominees and Predicted Winners!

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | January 23, 2017 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | January 23, 2017 |


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Tomorrow will be the reveal of the 2017 Academy Award Nominees, but today? Today is the day of the nominations for all the crap movies that could take home Golden Raspberry Awards. Let’s celebrate high levels of failure and terrible with the 2017 Razzie Nominations.

Worst Picture

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Dirty Grandpa

Gods of Egypt

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Independence Day: Resurgence

Zoolander No. 2

My pick: It’s a terrible bunch, but I think Zoolander No. 2 could take this one, because no one remembers seeing it. Thanks, Forget-Me-Now!

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Worst Actor

Ben Affleck / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Gerard Butler / Gods of Egypt & London Has Fallen

Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Robert de Niro / Dirty Grandpa

Dinesh D’Souza [as Himself] Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Ben Stiller / Zoolander No. 2

My pick: Ben Stiller. Just stop.

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Worst Actress

Megan Fox / Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Tyler Perry / BOO! A Medea Halloween

Julia Roberts / Mother’s Day

Becky Turner [as Hillary Clinton] Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Naomi Watts / Divergent Series: Allegiant & Shut-In

Shailene Woodley / Divergent Series: Allegiant

My pick: Megan Fox is my pick. It is my hope that her Razzie win will keep her far, far away from any Gotham Sirens flicks. SUCH IS THE POWER OF THE RAZZIE.

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Worst Supporting Actress

Julianne Hough / Dirty Grandpa

Kate Hudson / Mother’s Day

Aubrey Plaza / Dirty Grandpa

Jane Seymour / Fifty Shades of Black

Sela Ward / Independence Day: Resurgence

Kristen Wiig / Zoolander No. 2

My pick: Julianne Hough is terrible in everything, so why not give her the award for her entire body of work?

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Worst Supporting Actor

Nicolas Cage / Snowden

Johnny Depp / Alice Through the Looking Glass

Will Ferrell / Zoolander No. 2

Jesse Eisenberg / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Jared Leto / Suicide Squad

Owen Wilson / Zoolander No. 2

My pick: My heart wants it to be Johnny Depp, but Jared Leto has too much buzz going into this awards season to not take it.

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Worst Screen Combo

Ben Affleck & His BFF (Baddest Foe Forever) Henry Cavill / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Any 2 Egyptian Gods or Mortals / Gods of Egypt

Johnny Depp & His Vomitously Vibrant Costume / Alice Through the Looking Glass

The Entire Cast of Once Respected Actors / Collateral Beauty

Tyler Perry & That Same Old Worn Out Wig / BOO! A Medea Halloween

Ben Stiller and His BFF (Barely Funny Friend) Owen Wilson / Zoolander No. 2

My pick: Johnny Depp and his technicolor asshole suit should be able to win this category handily.

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Worst Director

Dinesh D’Souza and Bruce Schooley / Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Roland Emmerich / Independence Day: Resurgence

Tyler Perry / BOO! A Medea Halloween

Alex Proyas / Gods of Egypt

Zack Snyder / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Ben Stiller / Zoolander No. 2

My pick: Zack Snyder, because fuck you, Zack Snyder.

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Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-Off or Sequel

Alice Through the Looking Glass

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice: Dawn of Justice

Fifty Shades of Black

Independence Day: Resurgence

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

Zoolander No. 2

My pick: Fifty Shades of Black, because I actually got it confused with the movie it was “spoofing”.

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Worst Screenplay

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

Dirty Grandpa

Gods of Egypt

Hillary’s America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party

Independence Day: Resurgence

Suicide Squad

My pick: Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, because MARTHA!?!

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