The 2013 Golden Globe Winners

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The 2013 Golden Globe Winners

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | January 14, 2013 | Comments ()


Before we get to the wins, if you didn't get a chance to see it, here is one of the best monologues in awards show history: Funny, but not mean-spirited, and charming as hell. Tina and Amy were outstanding all night long.

All in all, one of the best -- if not the best -- awards show I've witnessed in recent memory. Lively, fun, hilarious and spontaneous, full of surprising moments and great speeches. Catch the highlights over on Courtney's amazing live-blog (seriously, she is the very best at this), and Cindy's fashion post will be up later today (and given how strong the show was, a separate memorable GIF post may be necessary, too).

Here are the winners, which are almost besides the point after a show like that (to sum: "Les Mis," "Game Change," "Homeland," "Argo," and "Girls," dominated their respective categories).


Best Picture, Drama
"Django Unchained"
"Life of Pi"
"Zero Dark Thirty"

Best Picture, Musical or Comedy
"The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"
"Les Misérables"
"Moonrise Kindgom"
"Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
"Silver Linings Playbook"

Best Director
Ben Affleck, "Argo"
Kathryn Bigelow, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Ang Lee, "Life of Pi"
Steven Spielberg, "Lincoln"
Quentin Tarantino, "Django Unchained"

Best Actress, Drama
Jessica Chastain, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Marion Cotillard, "Rust and Bone"
Helen Mirren, "Hitchcock"
Naomi Watts, "The Impossible"
Rachel Weisz, "The Deep Blue Sea"

Best Actor, Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, "Lincoln"
Richard Gere, "Arbitrage"
John Hawkes, "The Sessions"
Joaquin Phoenix, "The Master"
Denzel Washington, "Flight"

Best Actor, Musical or Comedy
Jack Black, "Bernie"
Bradley Cooper, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Hugh Jackman, "Les Misérables "
Ewan MCGregor, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
Bill Murray, "Hyde Park on Hudson"

Best Actress, Musical or Comedy
Emily Blunt, "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen"
Judi Dench, "The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel"
Jennifer Lawrence, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Maggie Smith, "Quartet"
Meryl Streep, "Hope Springs"

Best Supporting Actress
Amy Adams, "The Master"
Sally Field, "Lincoln"
Anne Hathaway, "Les Misérables"
Helen Hunt, "The Sessions"
Nicole Kidman, "The Paperboy"

Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin, "Argo"
Leonardo DiCaprio, "Django Unchained"
Philip Seymour Hoffman, "The Master"
Tommy Lee Jones, "Lincoln"
Christoph Waltz, "Django Unchained"

Best Screenplay
Mark Boal, "Zero Dark Thirty"
Tony Kushner, "Lincoln"
David O. Russell, "Silver Linings Playbook"
Quentin Tarantino, "Django Unchained"
Chris Terrio, "Argo"

Best Original Score
Dario Marianelli, "Anna Karenina"
Alexandre Desplat, "Argo"
Tom Tykwer, Johnny Klimet & Reinhold Heil, "Cloud Atlas"
Michael Danna, "Life of Pi"
John Williams, "Lincoln"

Best Original Song
"For You" from "Act of Valor"
"Not Running Anymore" from "Stand Up Guys"
"Safe and Sound" from "The Hunger Games"
"Suddenly" from "Les Misérables"
"Skyfall" from "Skyfall"

Best Foreign Language Film
"A Royal Affair"
"The Intouchables"
"Rust and Bone"

Best Animated Feature
"Rise of the Guardians"
"Hotel Transylvania"
"Wreck-It Ralph"


Best Television Comedy or Musical

"The Big Bang Theory"
"Modern Family"

Best Television Drama
"Breaking Bad"
"Boardwalk Empire"
"Downton Abbey"
"The Newsroom"

Best Miniseries or Television Movie
"Game Change"
"The Girl"
"Hatfields & McCoys"
"The Hour"
"Political Animals"

Best Actress, Television Drama
Connie Britton, "Nashville"
Glenn Close, "Damages"
Claire Danes, "Homeland"
Michelle Dockery, "Downton Abbey"
Julianna Margulies, "The Good Wife"

Best Actor, Television Drama
Best Actor, TV Drama Steve Buscemi, "Boardwalk Empire"
Bryan Cranston, "Breaking Bad"
Jeff Daniels, "The Newsroom"
Jon Hamm, "Mad Men"
Damian Lewis, "Homeland"

Best Actress, Television Comedy Or Musical
Zooey Deschanel, "New Girl"
Lena Dunham, "Girls"
Tina Fey, "30 Rock"
Julia Louis-Dreyfus, "Veep"
Amy Poehler, "Parks And Recreation"

Best Actor, Television Comedy Or Musical
Alec Baldwin, "30 Rock"
Don Cheadle, "House of Lies"
Louis C.K., "Louie"
Matt LeBlanc, "Episodes"
Jim Parsons, "The Big Bang Theory"

Best Actress In A Mini-series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Nicole Kidman, "Hemingway and Gellhorn"
Jessica Lange, "American Horror Story: Asylum"
Sienna Miller, "The Girl"
Julianne Moore, "Game Change"
Sigourney Weaver, "Political Animals"

Best Actor in a Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Kevin Costner, "Hatfields and McCoys"
Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock"
Woody Harrelson, "Game Change"
Toby Jones, "The Girl"
Clive Owen, "Hemingway and Gellhorn"

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Hayden Panettiere, "Nashville"
Archie Panjabi, "The Good Wife"
Sarah Paulson, "Game Change"
Maggie Smith, "Downton Abbey"
Sofia Vergara, "Modern Family"

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for Television
Max Greenfield, "New Girl"
Ed Harris, "Game Change"
Danny Huston, "Magic City"
Mandy Patinkin, "Homeland"
Eric Stonestreet, "Modern Family"

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  • Sara S.

    Leonardo Dicaprio sits in his living room, alone. He holds a sloppily cut out picture of a Golden Globe in his hand. "And the award for best actor ever goes to Leonardo Dicaprio!" he says to himself. A single tear rolls down his cheek. He has finally done it. Leo has won.

  • DarthCorleone

    What y'all don't know is that as a boy Tommy Lee Jones had two puppies named Kristen and Will. So as brilliantly comedic as Wiig and Ferrell were in their little performance, all he could think about that whole time was how much he misses those dead puppies.

  • Slash

    I didn't watch the awards ("Revenge," bitches), just the clip above. Tina's dress is gorgeous. And the James Cameron joke was good. Actually, most of the jokes were pretty good.

  • dizzylucy

    Surprised by Cheadle's win - I love him, but I just couldn't stand House of Lies, and I really wanted to like it.
    So over Girls, but not at all surprised it won.

    Tina and Amy were awesome and should always host everything from now on.

  • lowercase_ryan

    How the fuck was Don Cheadle even nominated? House of Lies isn't even a comedy, it's a microscope with which to examine the worst parts of human nature. Oh, and sex.

  • The Other Agent Johnson

    Well, they were probably rushing after they realized "oh, shit, not a single minority has an award. Quick, check and see if Cheadle's done anything!"

  • John W

    I hope they keep bring back Tina and Amy. They killed it last night. And more fake nominees please.

  • TherecanbeonlyoneAdmin

    Homeland over Breaking Bad? Really? Costner over Cumberbatch? Somebody needs to Gatorade some bitches.

  • Kballs

    Poor Lena could barely walk in whatever footwear she chose for the occasion. I was physically squirming with discomfort watching her move around. It looked like she was horribly injured somewhere from the waist down.

  • kimk

    My mother, knowing nothing about who Lena is or what "Girls" is, asked if she was disabled (wasn't that dress long enough that she could have sported some flatter/more comfortable shoes?).

  • Kballs

    She looked like a baby giraffe taking its first steps.

  • special snowflake

    I'd have loved to see Tommy Lee Jones win, and the entire audience just quietly stare at him with disgust as he walked to the stage. What kind of asshole goes on live TV for three hours to pout and look miserable to the world?

  • Viking

    Yes, exactly. If it was so painful for him to suffer through it, why even show up? Why value an award at all if the process of receiving it makes you that angry? The award shows are kind of a variety show, and you know you are going to have to sit through at least some segments that might not be your cup of tea. He should at least do so with some respect for his fellow performers. He has a reputation for being very unpleasant and I'm sorry to see that it seems he earned it honestly.

  • That's kinda his schtick, isn't it?

  • duckandcover

    He probably didn't want to go. Who honestly wants to do this dog and pony show more than once? Even the younger people -- Adele, TSwift, and JLaw -- were bored and looking miserable.

  • DeltaJuliet

    I have a solution! Let's stop giving awards to people who get rich looking pretty and memorizing lines! I have such a love/hate relationship with these stupid award shows. At first I'm all excited to see my favorites and what they're wearing and then I get to the point where I'm thinking "Enough already. You're in movies, you're not saving freakin' lives or anything. Get a grip."
    I was kind of hoping to get an award when I walked into work this morning, and have everyone stand up and clap so I could make a speech, but it never happened. No one appreciates the office manager :(

  • The man is 66 years old. Some people's default expression looks miserable, but that doesn't mean they're actually unhappy. How in the world is he an "asshole"? Cut him some slack.

  • Alex00

    Geez, with those other selections I can't even be mad that Girls won Best Comedy...

  • TSF

    Wait, "Episodes" is still on? And was nominated? Too baffled to be angry.

  • NoPantsMcLane

    At least they were nice to Ben Affleck and gave him the award after he was snubbed at the Oscars.

  • duckandcover

    Some of these nominations are terrible. /slowbro

    I also love Lena Dunham's hair.

  • SMASH. Smaaaaaaaaaash. UUUUGH.

  • thenchonto

    Tommy Lee Jones looks a lot like my rural Midwestern grandpa. I give him a round of applause for tonight's silent reenactment of grandpa struggling to fathom my living with a pair of vegetarians. Spot on, Mr. Jones. Spot on.

  • Eve

    Tommy Lee Jones's face (a.k.a. my favourite thing in the world right now): if a look could kill, Kristen Wiig and Will Ferrell would have been bludgeoned on stage.

  • Rubble44

    Thoughts and comments while watching with the Golden Globes with my brother and mom. (fiancee not appearing due to sick baby)

    Mom "What is that horrible tattoo on Lena Dunham's back?"
    Me "Probably her contract with the Devil"

    Did you see the look on Jennifer Lopez's face while she stood up after Ben Affleck won? Total disgust, then she looked over at the pet rat she brought and realized she has made some poor choices in her life

    Me: Why is War Horse presenting the last Golden Globe for Best Drama? It didn't win last year?

    (insert Jodie Foster speech/Nell chick a pay joke here)

    Tommy Lee Jones is the definition of a curmudgeon. I would not ever f with him.

    And the winner for worst commercial shown 12 times in a 3 hour show is that dreadful Diet Pepsi one....OK Sofia Vergara, we get're hot, you speak with an exaggerated accent, you're the Latina Fran Drescher (I like the little touch of calling the waiter Senor, way to hammer the point home). Could have been worse, could have been Manny, but he apparently doesn't eat or drink Diet anything.

  • Three_nineteen

    As Modern Family pointed out last week, Vergara is actually a modern-day Charo.

  • Those Diet Pepsi ads are the WORST. Vegara bugs.

  • Rubble44

    Last one, my brother when Jennifer Lawrence won: "Look at Lea Michele,you know she's thinking about ripping her skin off and wearing it. Look at me, I'm the winner, I'm the actress everyone loves and respects". That tickled me.

  • Ben

    Brave?! are you fucking serious? And Hotel Transilvanyia got a nomination when fucking Paranorman didn't? What the shit you guys?

  • Wreck-It Ralph was robbed.

  • Protoguy

    Wreck-It Ralph was better than some of the non-animated nominations.

  • lowercase_ryan

    I saw it last night and LOVED IT!!!!

  • Snuffleupagus

    I went through a frame-by-frame shot of Ben Affleck holding his phone and yeah, it's a BlackBerry. What a hipster.

  • Miss Laaw-yuhr

    I wager he uses a blackberry for the encrypted network, not for any hipster factor.

  • theotheone

    Using a Blackberry makes you a hispter?

  • mats19

    I was lead to believe hipsters are Apple Product users only... atleast that's how brooklyn hipsters roll

  • Bedewcrock

    and Portland.....Oregon.

  • DominaNefret

    So, every single other awards show is going to give the Best Director award to someone (who deserves it, but) the Academy didn't even bother to nominate?

  • Ley

    I must say it first but, GIRLS, everyone! Lena Dunham was pretty charming and is not as terrible as I thought she would turn out.

  • Maguita NYC

    Although I was not terribly impressed with Girls, there is something very likable about Lena Dunham.

    She makes me want to hug her and just be happy for her.

  • The Kilted Yaksman

    Lena Dunham was interviewed on NPR this week and seemed to be very genuine and likable. However, after hearing the sound clips from Girls, I know I would not like the show.

  • Maguita NYC

    The character she plays, Hannah, really got on my nerves. You could say she's the female Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Annoying, and always playing victim to her own shit causation.

  • Pants-are-a-must

    Oh, to be seated at the same table with increasingly-pissed Adele, Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz. I would've been as happy as a to-be-hungover clam.

  • Lemon_Poundcake

    He high-fived Adele when she won. I'd give anything to be the palm of her hand.

  • DeltaJuliet

    I squealed every time they panned over to Daniel's table. I'm starting to think I need some help......

  • Maguita NYC

    The Ladies ruled the night!

    Here's to Tina and Amy for doing an outstanding job, to great speeches highlighting women's work in TV and movies like Jessica Chastain's, and to Jodie Foster for officially coming out and starting a new life.

    Excellent show. Wish the Oscars could be that much fun... But then again, it wouldn't be the Oscars.

  • kimk

    Yeah, somehow I managed to enjoy a show where an where a movie (Les Miz) and tv show (Girls) I don't really like won a lot of awards. Such is the magic of Amy and Tina.

    Aside: Did Jennifer Lawrence really quote the "First Wives Club" in her speech? If that is the case, I think I might love her.

  • Maguita NYC

    I missed that one! I was actually still laughing when she asked Harvey who he had to kill to get her up there on stage.

  • mairimba

    Reports say she did quote the movie. She's just the best!

  • theotheone


    At least Modern Family didn't win.

    Don Cheadle ? Seriously?

    Danes and Chastain won for chararcters based on the same person...

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