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I thought it was an entertaining show. I like Jimmy, I can't help it and I won't apologize for it. I really enjoyed the opening! That was cute and fun.

I'm just SO happy no one from Two and a Half Men or Monk won. It would have been so great if Coach and Mrs. Coach had won, but I didn't expect them to win, so I wasn't too broken-hearted about it.

Ricky Gervais KILLS me every time!

Missed the show, but I saw some red carpet photos. The Billy Joel Award for Nominally Non-Surgical Face Transplant goes to....Claire Danes!

Jim Parsons!! Yay!

Christina Hendricks has ditched the shocked ingenue face, which had run its course, but she's still going full blow-up doll. She might relax a bit so the rest of us can, too.

Yay for all the Temple Grandin & Breaking Bad wins!

I really did like Fallon tonight. I think he was just perfect for the show, being goofy, friendly, harmless but also funny. He didn't try too hard and fit right in. I don't get how anyone can hate the guy. He's so harmless.

I also agree that they should definitely bump the Miniseries and TV Movie awards off, because that's always the most boring part of the show. I know they have an audience, but a lot of those things happen in the cable networks, and with actors who might not exactly be super exciting to watch. Plus there's just way too many awards. At least bump the writing and supporting-actor awards away.

I was very glad to see Modern Family win, and so happy that Eric Stonestreet won--he's hilarious on that show.

My only two annoyances were that Kyra Sedgwick won for some damn show that no one watches and where she has a horrible accent and that neither Terry O'Quinn nor Michael Emerson won their award. I wonder if the votes were split. Screw it, I would've given it to both of them, because they played off of each other so brilliantly.

Anyway. There was lots of Jon Hamm (he sang! he danced! he was ridiculously hot!) and some good Skarsgard. And pretty dresses. I was happy.

The Closer. How the hell is that still around.

Give me a sec to get my fake outrage started...
Ah who am I kidding, Glee won the only award they deserved, Parson won and I kinda agree with most off them...

the worship is ridiculous.

Go suck on a chicken bone, hater.

Ah...hypnotizing.
That explains many of my past actions - it was mind control!

Under normal circumstances, I do try to behave like a gentleman. But under all this civilised refinement, there are still those basic XY chromosomes. You try not to look, but...

A black man, but alone; a white lady, but life is not that nice. Desire a mingle of black and white? That's what____Mixed friends.c o m____ is dedicated to do. It takes only a few minutes to submit a profile which, however, might change your whole life.

Stop. Kyra Sedgwick wins over Connie Britton, who can act circles around her and is at least twice as hot? Ridiculous. Kyra is Julia Roberts Lite, and that's as lame as it sounds.

Wait just a fucking minute! Back the truck up! Just because Christina Hendricks doesn't look like she just got liberated from Auschwitz she's a fucking "fat girl"?

I call bullshit on that one. She's a real woman and real women have curves. Deal with it!

That's one of the major problems in this country. Women seem to buy into the adage that you can never be too rich or too thin.

Christina is a beautiful woman. Deal with it!

Last night was the first time I've watched the Emmys in a long, long time.

The opening skit was good as was the Modern Family skit with George Clooney.

Unfortunately, she wore yet another horrible dress last night. I mean yeah it was boobalicious and whatnot, but I'm a girl and the boobs can only hold my attention for so long. And that dress was super fug. She badly needs a new stylist who won't let her out of the house in a lavender thing with frills on the shoulder. Ick.

The only reason that that Sedgwick cunt won is because Bernie Madoff stole her and her husband’s money and left them two on the side of the road like a filthy prostitute and the Emmy people felt sorry for her.

I don’t want anybody accusing me of being anti-lady because of my views on the ladies on t.v. not when I am bombarded with this big tittyed lady from “Madmen” always out showing off her titties. I’m not a hypocrite so I would hope that you all don’t become one.

Aaron Paul won and that is all that matters. Yay Team Breaking Bad! And speaking of BB, I am shocked that Full Measures didn't get a writing cred. Seriously.

On, and YAY Eric Stonestreet! YAY Modern Family!

I was hoping The Colbert Report would win, but it is hard to argue with
The Daily Show.

Also that opening number was simply adorable. I love when people go goofy like that.

Only watched bits and pieces between my 300th viewing of Casino Royale. Yes, Emmy producers, I'd rather watch a movie that I've seen an obscene amount of times than endure whatever the hell it is you put together every year.

As for the winners, I LOVE The Closer and think that it is a fantastic show, but there is no way in hell that Kyra is better than Connie Britton or anyone on that list besides January Jones (who didn't belong on that list to begin with.) I was pleased with some of the nominees and winners though.

Also, what the HELL is Tru Blood doing on that list for best drama? Give me a fucking break! That show made me yawn through orgies! No one should ever be yawning through orgies! Appalled? Yes. Excited? Yes. Bored? NEVER. They robbed Friday Night Lights of its rightful place in that list. Gah.

I don't mind it when the best man doesn't win, but to not even be acknowledged on the list of what is supposed to be the best in TV is why I hate the Emmys and all awards shows actually.

...like some wanton harlot straight out of the bible corrupting man and taking him off his true path. That woman is a snake, and her soul will burn in the lake of fire for all eternity.

Geez Pookie, you're about 500 years too late with this fundamentalist fervour.

It's considered civilised nowadays, if people don't respond a display of décolletage as if they're heading out on a witch hunt.

Simon, your wretched tongue will one day speak the truth. Your eyes shall bear witness to the righteous one, and then we will see how arrogant you are. Take communion for it is your only salvation, lest you be cast down into a pit with the serpents and the sodomites.

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Wait just a fucking minute! Back the truck up! Just because Christina Hendricks doesn't look like she just got liberated from Auschwitz she's a fucking "fat girl"?

I call bullshit on that one. She's a real woman and real women have curves. Deal with it!

That's one of the major problems in this country. Women seem to buy into the adage that you can never be too rich or too thin.

Christina is a beautiful woman. Deal with it!
"

Nothing you said even remotely begins to address what I said. you spout off ridiculous maxims like they're supposed to be facts.

First of all, no where did I say I would like women to look like starving concentration camp survivors. There is a lot of wiggle room between miss hendricks and auswchitz. Real women have vaginas, not curves. So that means Kate Moss, Rosie ODonnell, Christina Hendricks, and myself are all women. Amazing!

I think she has a lovely face, but if the corsets/spanx/pushup bra came off it wouldn't be as pretty a picture as you all paint it out to be. and let's not pretend we're doing ladies of the world a favor by worshipping miss hendrix, her proportions when clothed are RIDICULOUSLY unattainable. Skinny can happen with diet and exercise. Ginormous boobs and hourglass figures are genetics.

"Skinny can happen with diet and exercise. Ginormous boobs and hourglass figures are genetics."

Stump - I must agree with you on this one. I'll never understand why it's less creepy to worship somebody who looks more like Betty Page than Cameron Diaz in a bathing suit. Both set women up to feel like crap if they don't measure up.

Simon, your wretched tongue will one day speak the truth. Your eyes shall bear witness to the righteous one, and then we will see how arrogant you are. Take communion for it is your only salvation, lest you be cast down into a pit with the serpents and the sodomites.

Thanks Pookie...but I'm going to have to take a rain-check on that offer.

If your deity does actually exist, I'm already damned, what with me being an atheist and such. I've yet to be convinced though. I've called your invisible friend a lot of four-letter words over the years and have not been smited once.

It used to be in the old days that you felt the full force of his rage just for glancing at a golden calf, but I'm being steadfastly ignored.

Unless of course, he's smiting me through attrition with insultingly small pay rises each year. I hear he moves in mysterious ways...

Simon, let me put you at ease, God and I are tighterthanTHIS.

You'll know unequivocally when you're being smited by 'The Big Guy' -
and being sodomized by a serpent will only be your first clue...

Stump, Kate Moss and Christina Hendricks are women. But Rosie ODonnell, not so much.

Simon, you can mock me all you want to. But when the staff of truth strikes you, you will shout out his name but it will be in vain.

……also if you are fair skin lavender has a way of picking up blotches or freckles that may be on your skin. I would advise you to go with a more subdued color. Your fair skin and the wall will play off one another very nicely I might add.

stump and samantha t have my thoughts regarding Ms. Hendricks and women's bodies pretty well covered, on this one. Particularly:

I'll never understand why it's less creepy to worship somebody who looks more like Betty Page than Cameron Diaz in a bathing suit. Both set women up to feel like crap if they don't measure up.

I also feel like Hendricks really needs to hire the Mad Men people full-time for her makeup and clothing. They know how to buff and dress her. For some reason at all of these awards shows it really seems like her actual team over-does it every single time. It's like their mantra is, "Damn, we didn't get the make-up quite right this time either. Oh well... BOOBS!"

I'll be struck by the staff of truth?
Seriously?

Here's a couple of truths for yer:

1) Scary tales about non-existent bogeymen ceased to be effective once my age reached double-digits.

2) If he did exist, how come he doesn't haul his staff and his arse over to Africa, where several hundred million people do believe in him and get nothing but famine, floods or genocide in return for their worshipping.
One might be tempted to think he doesn't give a toss...

Hearing the word haberdasherin' has made my Monday complete.

Say what you will about Mr. Pookie; he has quite the vocabulary.

Hey, whoah now with all your inciteful 'normal guy talk' there, Rykker - just because the bisexual people and straight women on here flaunt their crude opinions about the physical aspects/anatomy of the male gender without being told the 'appropriate' way to do it, doesn't give you some kind of implicit right to express your preferences in females-

just where did you get the assumption that "appreciat[ing] women of all shapes and sizes" was an acceptable opinion on our site? Not from me, and certainly not from stump, 'cause we're tighterthanTHIS, understand?!!

Take a hike, pal - and good luck in finding another site out there where guys actually freely, insanely, express their attractions to specific physical attributes of a lady.

You're in for a lonely night...

Once again House, And Hugh laurie were robbed. All the more reason to not want to watch these awards shows. Its more political than anything else.

I get really irritated when I go to Olive Garden and the host is supremely mediocre. It puts me in the wrong mood for the rest of the time I'm there.

Well Barnes78 you should do what I do. Every time the waitress forgets to bring the hot sauce or a straw I begin to mentally dock her tip.

I live in Charlotte, NC. Do you recomend anyone that covers that area?

It's ok Pookie, I understand.
I find the introduction of logic normally ends up with the other side retreating. Don't worry - you're not the first.

Good luck with the decoratin’ and haberdasherin’ though.

Maybe.
Maybe not.
Can you tell from there who is wearing a straight face?

I have found that wearing outstanding clothes improves my self esteem and doesn't make me that self conscious about being significant. I believe everyone need to at least give this a try for 1 week and see how it works for them!

I had a challenging time growing up fat. Yes, I said it. Fat. I am now able to accept it. I HATE the reality that I can't discover elegant clothes though. I really feel we are being discriminated. We deserve to look amazing too don't we?

I’m sad that Hannah Montana is over, but I know that Miley is moving on to bigger and far better things and I'm so proud of her!