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The 100 Unsexiest Men of 2009

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | April 7, 2009 | Comments ()

Most of the rest of the list is about right, though. It ranges from Robert Pattison (#100) to John Mayer (#37) to Tyler Perry (#32) to Jimmy Fallon (#22) (described as Conan O'Bortion) to A-Rod at number four. They also slotted Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, and Jonah Hill at #19, deciding to jump on the overexposure bandwagon (whatever -- where's Nic Cage, then?). The only major bone I'd pick is Christian Bale at #8 -- sure, he's a prick. But there's not enough assholery in the world to counterbalance Bale's sex appeal. But it's a minor nitpick.

You can check out the entire list over on The Phoenix website.

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