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That's Not My Name!: Popular Baby Monikers Coming To An Infant Near You!

By Jodi Clager | Trade News | December 11, 2012 | Comments ()


I can't imagine explaining to my kid where I came up with their name if I chose most of these.

"Well, sweetie, I watched The Hunger Games and was so taken with one of the murderous children that I named you Cato."
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"There was a little girl in a battle for her life. She was killed by one of the other children. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RUE!"
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"There were these popular books about sparkly vampires and then they made movies about them! It was super sweet. I named you after the large, sort of doltish vampire with the huge biceps and the six-pack, so sexy...Now go clean your room, Emmett."
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"Oh, Katniss! You are so funny! Now go practice another 8 hours with your bow and arrow in case we need you to fight to the death."
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"Damn it, Primrose. I don't understand why you decided to dance at The Pink Panther. I was really hoping you'd learn to make goat cheese on a hippie commune."
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"If it's good enough for Nic Cage's weird goth kid, it's good enough for you, Weston."
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"Adele is a popular singer. Her voice brings people to tears and she sang the best James Bond theme ever in the history of the world." "I love you, Mom." "And I love you, Aria."
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