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That Pervy Crush You Have on Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is No Longer Considered Pervy

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (21)

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For years, you’ve been crushing on JGL in his many iterations, from Brick to The Lookout to, most recently, (500) Days of Summer and Inception, and you’ve been feeling a little guilty about it. Because he’s that kid on “3rd Rock from the Sun” and it feels so wrong. But it’s OK. It doesn’t have to feel wrong anymore.


It’s been a decade since Joseph Gordon-Levitt played Tommy Solomon. Today, he’s 30. He’s adorable. And he loves his mother. In fact, he loves his mother so much that, for his birthday, he recorded a little doo-wop ditty with her over on his HitRecordJoe. And while it might make your heart melt, it’s the bass in his voice that really drives it home: He’s of age. You can fantasize away.

Now, that Daniel Radcliffe, on the other hand …

(HitRecordJoe via Movieline)









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Comments

JGL is too old for me now.

I've moved on to Cameron Bright.

Posted by: Anna von Beav at February 17, 2011 12:42 PM

He's a year older than me, my crush was never pervy.

Posted by: Sarah at February 17, 2011 1:19 PM

you’ve been crushing

Stop projecting, son. This ain't about me.

Posted by: Jay at February 17, 2011 1:22 PM

Stop projecting, son. This ain't about me.

Posted by: Jay at February 17, 2011 1:22 PM

Insightful.
Brutally honest.
Funny.

Posted by: Simon at February 17, 2011 1:28 PM

I stopped feeling pervy about that crush since he did that one photo shoot. You know the one I'm talking about.

Posted by: (Not so) Blonde Savant at February 17, 2011 1:30 PM

Thanks for validating my stalking. Seriously I love JGL as much as Figgy loves Hamm. I need something fun to yell out when I refer to him. "JGLLLLL!" just isn't as fun as "HAAAAMMMM!"

Posted by: Even Stevens at February 17, 2011 1:53 PM

(NS) BS, that photo shoot was amazing. I know exactly the one you're talking about. To the Google!

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 17, 2011 2:32 PM

Dude, Daniel Radcliffe is a TOTALLY ACCEPTABLE crush.

Posted by: Cindy at February 17, 2011 2:38 PM

I love JGL as much as Figgy loves Hamm too.

[Super special secret: Jon Hamm does *nothing* for me. I know, I know, there's something wrong with me. But there it is. I freely acknowledge that he's handsome and has talent. Still... nothing.]

Happy Birthday, Joseph "kid from Third Rock From The Sun" Gordon Levitt.

Posted by: MM at February 17, 2011 2:39 PM

I'm kind of with MM on Hamm. Clearly, CLEARLY he is empirically handsome and I think he is a good actor who continues to get better; moreover, as I once observed while watching Mad Men , even the back of his head is beautiful, but he just doesn't quite do it for me. Not that he was ever going to offer to.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at February 17, 2011 4:01 PM

So, I googled JGL photoshoot to see what I could see, and holy hot damn. Google images is so wonderful isn't it? I assume you guys/gals were talking about the GQ shoot with Claudia Schiffer? Because wow. If not, please provide more details - I don't mind the extra research.

Posted by: Nicole at February 17, 2011 5:21 PM

He's 7 years older than me; he's one of the few crushes I have that actually ARE somewhat age-appropriate.

Posted by: dsbs at February 17, 2011 5:42 PM

I'm older than him but not by as much as I would have guessed.

Posted by: Paultera at February 17, 2011 6:31 PM

I think this might be the first time I say this, but...

What Jay said.

Keep your wee man. I'll keep the Hamm.

You people are insane.

Posted by: Figgy at February 17, 2011 7:03 PM

People still gloss over his work in Mysterious Skin. Why is that?

Posted by: Jerry at February 17, 2011 9:37 PM

"JGLLLLL!" just isn't as fun as "HAAAAMMMM!"

Posted by: Even Stevens at February 17, 2011 1:53 PM

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at February 17, 2011 10:03 PM

I watched the first episode of Roseanne he guest starred on the other day and he was so adorable. I was five when it first aired, so I'll never feel pervy about my crush.

Posted by: Uda at February 18, 2011 1:14 AM

"JGLLLLL!" just isn't as fun as "HAAAAMMMM!"

Posted by: Even Stevens at February 17, 2011 1:53 PM

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: Uriah Creep at February 17, 2011 10:03 PM

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LEVIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Posted by: zeke the pig at February 18, 2011 5:39 AM

It's all about Mysterious Skin. I just want to say re JGL that I was there for him before anyone else, you copycat bunch of crush-humpers.

Posted by: Caspar at February 18, 2011 6:08 AM

I suppose I could use those, but I want something with more zip!

Posted by: Even Stevens at February 18, 2011 1:09 PM

He is 5 years older than me. And he is SO adorable. Stop it, JGL! Just stop. It's too much.

Posted by: Marvelous Mousey at February 18, 2011 4:59 PM